|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 2,290
Campfire Regular
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 2,290 |
Originally Posted By: slumlord
people that text all day get on my nerves
just knowing that people are out there with that ability,....just makes me wanna punch myself in the balls
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 11,955 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 11,955 Likes: 1 |
what's the best way to fight this evil infliction?? I lost my sense of taste and smell several years ago. As a result, I eat a lot of spicy food & get a fair share of jungle butt. Zinc oxide cream works every time and fast! https://www.drugs.com/mtm/zinc-oxide-topical.htmlWhat is zinc oxide topical?
Zinc oxide is a mineral.
Zinc oxide topical (for the skin) is used to treat diaper rash, minor burns, severely chapped skin, or other minor skin irritations.
Zinc oxide rectal suppositories are used to treat itching, burning, irritation, and other rectal discomfort caused by hemorrhoids or painful bowel movements.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 18,215
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 18,215 |
Never experienced B/A as its described, I think. When I was a kid I got galded, and my mother recommended white vinegar. Yes she is pre WWII, rough and tough. It burned like hell was on both thighs burning my knuts. To this day, if they start getting a little sore, I break out the vinegar. After 2 or three minutes you can breath pretty normal, next morning your good to go. There was probably medicine for that....Ever think maybe you mom just didn't like you.? 
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 16,754 Likes: 7
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 16,754 Likes: 7 |
Never experienced B/A as its described, I think. When I was a kid I got galded, and my mother recommended white vinegar. Yes she is pre WWII, rough and tough. It burned like hell was on both thighs burning my knuts. To this day, if they start getting a little sore, I break out the vinegar. After 2 or three minutes you can breath pretty normal, next morning your good to go. There was probably medicine for that....Ever think maybe you mom just didn't like you.? lol
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 9,193
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 9,193 |
When I was a kid I got galded, and my mother recommended white vinegar. What is "galded"? When I first saw the post I just thought it was a typo, and that he had typed an "a" when he meant to type an "e".
=====================
Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 11,409 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 11,409 Likes: 1 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 35,293
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
OP
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 35,293 |
mustn't speak of the redness.
Something clever here.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 4,147
Campfire Tracker
|
|
Campfire Tracker
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 4,147 |
James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,387 Likes: 28
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 45,387 Likes: 28 |
Reading through some of the earliest posts on this thread I realized there are some pretty funny dudes on this campfire.................or perhaps they're not funny, it's just the nature of hunting and fishing trip that brings out the best in humorous stories.
And I noticed by looking to see when some of the early posters last posts were made that we've got quite a number that no longer grace us with their presence and humor. I'm hoping it's by choice and not demise, although I know of a few who visit rarely because of the tone of some posts.
For what it's worth, I buy Dollar Store "body powder" and mix it with corn starch, 1:3 ration or so. Cuts that "minty" burn from the menthol and keeps things dry. I have saved up enough of the containers to buy a couple of boxes of corn starch, lift the lids on the containers, split the new body powder into 3 containers, add the cornstarch, and put the lids back on. Now, for about the price of one can of Gold Bond, I've got three of my own mix. (no, I'm not Scottish....that I know of)
For hunting, I've done the same with a personal size duster of baby powder, just pry the lid off and fill with my favorite blend. I don't like smelling like I'm a toddler.
In an emergency, I learned a long long time ago backpacking in the Sierras, that Chap Stick works too, just remember to take it off the tube with your finger before applying to ass, not directly from the tube.................you may need it for the lips on your facial cheeks later.
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,328 Likes: 32
Campfire Oracle
|
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,328 Likes: 32 |
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 42,130 Likes: 11
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 42,130 Likes: 11 |
Dave, with all the current heat & humidity, I think we need an update ! 
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 2,290
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 2,290 |
OMG, I don't know if my belly can handle a rejuvenation of this thread. Absolutely one of the funniest tales ever posted
Originally Posted By: slumlord
people that text all day get on my nerves
just knowing that people are out there with that ability,....just makes me wanna punch myself in the balls
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 152,223 Likes: 35
Campfire Savant
|
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 152,223 Likes: 35 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,306
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,306 |
Reading through some of the earliest posts on this thread I realized there are some pretty funny dudes on this campfire.................or perhaps they're not funny, it's just the nature of hunting and fishing trip that brings out the best in humorous stories.
And I noticed by looking to see when some of the early posters last posts were made that we've got quite a number that no longer grace us with their presence and humor. I'm hoping it's by choice and not demise, although I know of a few who visit rarely because of the tone of some posts.
For what it's worth, I buy Dollar Store "body powder" and mix it with corn starch, 1:3 ration or so. Cuts that "minty" burn from the menthol and keeps things dry. I have saved up enough of the containers to buy a couple of boxes of corn starch, lift the lids on the containers, split the new body powder into 3 containers, add the cornstarch, and put the lids back on. Now, for about the price of one can of Gold Bond, I've got three of my own mix. (no, I'm not Scottish....that I know of)
For hunting, I've done the same with a personal size duster of baby powder, just pry the lid off and fill with my favorite blend. I don't like smelling like I'm a toddler.
In an emergency, I learned a long long time ago backpacking in the Sierras, that Chap Stick works too, just remember to take it off the tube with your finger before applying to ass, not directly from the tube.................you may need it for the lips on your facial cheeks later.
Geno That ought to make a fine gravy if you get the munchies along your trek. 
Do not feed the bear!
White Bear sometimes treads on thin ice...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 152,223 Likes: 35
Campfire Savant
|
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 152,223 Likes: 35 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 56,220 Likes: 25
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 56,220 Likes: 25 |
Dudes, black blimps don't matter. ![[Linked Image]](http://crater-outdoors.net/mybb/images/smilies1/b2.gif)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 7,878
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jan 2015
Posts: 7,878 |
Only on The Fire will you see a 43 page Baboon Ass thread. 
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 9,611
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 9,611 |
Dave. take you a small jar of mentholatum and grease up before you go out. Don't worry about the smell since it will be under your drawers and pants. Just wash your hands good after applying. Works great. powdr
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 69,741 Likes: 36
Campfire Kahuna
|
|
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 69,741 Likes: 36 |
You got those pics from a local dating site in Houston, didn't you? 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 152,223 Likes: 35
Campfire Savant
|
|
Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 152,223 Likes: 35 |
Yes. Dem sum fine ass wemen!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
551 members (1beaver_shooter, 219 Wasp, 12344mag, 007FJ, 1lessdog, 1badf350, 63 invisible),
2,462
guests, and
1,295
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,193,936
Posts18,518,996
Members74,020
| |
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
![[Linked Image]](https://sep.yimg.com/ay/hotsauceworld/baboon-ass-habanero-hot-sauce-11.gif)
![[Linked Image]](http://a65.tinypic.com/5z9r7.jpg)
![[Linked Image]](http://a67.tinypic.com/2agsr3t.jpg)
![[Linked Image]](http://a67.tinypic.com/2nm9eg.jpg)
