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What’s in bologna anyway?
It can’t be all venison and ‘spices’.
For 34 sticks, they’re gonna need more than one deer’s worth of lips and åssholes.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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There’s gotta be 50-60 pounds of mystery meat in there.
Guessing pork?
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What’s in bologna anyway?... What's in all potted meat; hair, teeth and eyeballs.
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I haven't read all 20 pages of this, but I make a point not to piss off people who handle my food. You should. There’re some gems. No kidding! One guy on here got a free dozen donuts just for buying coffee at McDonald's.
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Thats why I said, 1st roll goes to work. Paid guinea pigs..lol How do you know which roll is the first one? Do they number them #1 through #34?
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,...on the 21st,..you're gonna find a crew of Mennonites burpin' and fartin' around,...talkin' 'bout,..."Balony?,...we don't know nuthin' about your damn balony. Piss off".
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You don't pay them boys soon you may get a visit from Lebanon Levi and his crew.
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I just want to see resolution on this complex situation.
Pretty rare that a meat market calls and tells someone their order is ready. Anxious to see how it all plays out. He'll be nice as pie because hes a greedy Mennonite. And ill tell him its the last time they get my business. He'll apologize and ill say GFY. End of story. He won't be sad to lose your business.
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I just want to see resolution on this complex situation.
Pretty rare that a meat market calls and tells someone their order is ready. Anxious to see how it all plays out. He'll be nice as pie because hes a greedy Mennonite. And ill tell him its the last time they get my business. He'll apologize and ill say GFY. End of story. He won't be sad to lose your business. Ye may suffer the wrath of the Mennonites.
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It appears the best way to resolve this is for the fire ta kick in the $425, so hick can pick up the meat from the butcher.
Do a paypal gift thing, or somethin, to the butcher.
Then, hick can pay everbody back, one at a time, if he ever has the money.
The butcher gets paid, and everbody can hold their heads up.
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🤣 you do that. His email is smellmypuddin69 gmail.com .
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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PA-[bleep] has been a good dude playing along with all this bologna he started...Dumb fuuck’n thread...But, it was funny as hell to read. Merry Christmas 🎄 Now, go get your [bleep] filled sausage 🤣😎
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Good, but "meatstick" would get more hits. "Hey people, if I can't raise $425,000 (go for it or go home) by the 21st, the guy holdin my meatstick's gonna cut it up and throw it out the door." Or somethin like that.
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The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Two pages, I've got better things..........
Dude you need medical help. Not only that, you're not very nice.
Maybe as a child you were removed from your mother's breast too soon.
You had time to drop it off, you should have time to pick it up. I bet if someone treated you and your business how you are treating these people at the butcher shop, you'd like to get sideways with them.
Acting like this, only shows you need to grow up.
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So...
We still got two options.
1.) Pick up bologna. 2.) Don't pick up bologna.
Where we at on this?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What’s in bologna anyway?
It can’t be all venison and ‘spices’.
For 34 sticks, they’re gonna need more than one deer’s worth of lips and åssholes. I got a feeling there's going to be more than that in there when that processor gets done swappin' schit out. Lmao. Never saw a lot of wisdom in fugking with people who fugk with your food behind closed doors.
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So...
We still got two options.
1.) Pick up bologna. 2.) Don't pick up bologna.
Where we at on this? Hilarious.
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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So...
We still got two options.
1.) Pick up bologna. 2.) Don't pick up bologna.
Where we at on this? Maybe these people at the butcher shop are going to have a sale on bologna. I wonder if they ship, I bet they would. Overnight Fed-X
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