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Freezers are about the worst.

Reefer van behind a hospital in Karbala full of dead iraqi civilians .
Looked like most got hit by airforce or artillery
ICM,s.
Yep I was dat guy wondering what was in it.

Became a side attraction sorta once word got out.
Schitt happens in war.... civilians die.

But then again most firefights seemed to draw iraqi civilians like a spectator sport.


Dumb fuggs.........

OK hanco, was it the stinky girl, or the dead body?

Buddy got cheated on by his wife. We knew the guy she strayed with and where he worked. So he took one of the Dungeness crabs we had caught that weekend, found the guys vehicle at his work, found it to be unlocked and stuffed a fresh crab up behind the heater core.

Fugger never knew what hit him a week or so later. I walked by the car at the dealership he took it to. There was technician's vomit on the concrete and on the passenger seat and floorboard from trying to figure out what was the issue. Worst thing I ever smelled.

First skunk I ever skinned knife cut into the sack next to the ahole and the thick yellow liquid that ran down the knifeblade onto my hand. 2 bucks for the hide and 40 for home remedies that don't kill the smell of skunk juice.

The gallon or so of puss that was squirting out of a volleyball size abscess from the exit hole on a kudu I shot last year in Namibia. The local natives were gagging.

Well, didja track him down and give him the what for?

Worst for me was two dead bodies in a mobile home around midAugust near the gulf coast. They had been dead for nearly two weeks. The first smell was bad enough, but when the MEs guys went to put them on a gurney, I HAD to leave.

There's just something wunderfull about working Homicide in south Texas in the summer..... UGH!

Jim

That should work...

Has anyone been down wind of the Clinton Foundation headquarters?

Had a house sitter when I was gone for about a mo th on summer.

Freezer full of frozen halibut thawed when it was unplugged.

Nothing is worse than putrified fish protein.

Had to wear a dust mask w jelly smeared on it for cover scent.

Human bodies burning was my worst.

The close second was the bloated range bull carcass we poked with a stick as kids. Whoooooshhh and it deflated.

Some guys in my language class did something similar to this. They wrapped a big fresh caught fish in tinfoil and hid it in another language classes classroom.

North Carolina in the summer time about a week later you couldn't walk down near that end of the hall.

Russian hacker/ hackers that came up with this jewel need a round of cold ones on the house.


Newly leaked email from Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Manager John Podesta is titled “Hillary actions / unpleasant odor.” 
“People tell me that Hillary is acting ‘like a retard’ since her head injury,” wrote Podesta on March 22, 2015. “Frankly, considering her normal behavior, I’m surprised anyone noticed! (this is a joke!) Have someone talk to her doctor and see if there’s anything he can give her.” 
“Also, I’ve noticed she’s had an ‘odor’ lately,” he continued. “It reminds me of a combination of boiled cabbage, urine and farts. I’m guessing it’s either connected to her fall or simply the fact that she rarely bathes.” 
“Outside of encouraging her to take a shower once in a while, I don’t know what to do about this. — any suggestions would be appreciated.”

And THAT was nearly our President. *shudder*

He's playing possum on me, trying to pretend he didn't read this.

Sure you weren't at Rural King?
Filthiest bathroom in clarksville. Looks like a Turd World set up. The urinal was just a hole in floor, rusty flange and cracked tile.

Decomposing people.

Interestingly enough the smell of old or new carcases do not bother me, but I find rank body odor truly offensive.