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1 50mm objective scopes on any damn rifle.
2) People who put their muddy boots on the truck carpet instead of keeping their feet on the mat.
3) Two wheel drive trucks.
4) Politicaly correct anything.
5) 95% of anything on television.
6) People who stand around playing pocket pool when stuff needs to get done and you need help doing it.
7) People who use the VHF antenna on my boat for something to hold on to when fishing.
8) Cheap SOB's that won't offer money for expenses. My truck and boat do not run on thank you's.
9) Real estate agents.
10) The freaking pigs that throw crap out the window when driving down the road.
11) What the hell is a movie "star"?
12) Women that don't look good in underwear.
Faith and love of others knows no mileage nor bounds. That's simply the way it is.
dogzapper
After the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
Italian Proverb
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1) Coupon is pronouced "Que-pon," not "Koo-pon."
2) Massachusetts is not pronouced "Massa-Too-Cets."
3) Porsche is pronounced "Por-sha." Do you people also say "Ferrar?!?!?"
4) Leupold is pronounced "Lew-pold," not "Lay-a-pold."
5) Safety is spelled Safety! Not Safty.
6) It's a muzzle brake, not muzzle break. However, I wish someone would break everyone of them.
7) Bulk is not pronounced "Bull-k," there is only one "l" in there if you look closely. My mom drives me nuts with this.
8) Road construction companies. Gawd I would like to crap slap whoever schedules their projects. Don't muck up a road until you are ready to commit to finishing the darn thing. They will screw up several roads and rotate equipment and crews around. They will have them all messed up and none are finished. Start and finish one at a time!
9) Automotive engineers/designers. Just let me in one of their conferences and I'll beat them to pieces with the limp bodies of said individuals in item #8. Those jerks have never had to work on one of their wonderful designs. If they did, they would have never made it so impossible reach, remove, and replace!
Man, I've got unresolved issues.
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Sak..,
You pretty much covered it. But I would like to add:
If you own a 2 wheel drive truck ... you've only got half a truck.
People who defend Ruger for 20 yrs. of miserably inaccurate rifles. Yeah, they may be better now, but where were they until the mid 80's?
Too old to suffer fools
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Cheap shoes
Cheap handbags
Cheap underwear
Bad service
Slow valets
Incompetent co-workers
Bad hair days
Slow trucks
Cheesy men who have had one too many when two was plenty.
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
-Gen. Patton
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I'm Libertarian for these 3 reasons:
1.) I'm American
2.) I'm not insane enough to be Democrat
3.) I'm not wussy enough to be Republican
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But I will say.....I drive a 4 wheel drive truck!
"Courage is Fear holding on a minute longer."
-Gen. Patton
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Well...sometimes Viagra just doesn't work.
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Children text'ing constantly with their cell phones/ children plugged into IPOD's/ Hoplophobes..in general/ people that want to "feel" safe rather than to take responsibility for their own safety
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I forgot a biggie. People that wear those darn Bluetooth ear pieces when they are talking to me face to face. I started holding up my phone to my ear with some of them until they got the message.
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People who cannot spell or punctuate and do not care.
Anybody who thinks their vehicle will not run until they press the "Send" button.
Global warming fanatics.
Hell, ANY fanatics.
Any "celebrity" who thinks being popular means you are also smart.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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People who drive slow in the left lane..... Pisses me off beyond words  ...
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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WAR EAGLE!
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Lowered trucks.
Trucks with +20" tires and those skinny sidewalls with brush guards.
People who think black guns are fully automatic.
People who think nature is kind.
Women who dress like whores and want respect.
"Movie stars" who think they are wildlife biologists.
Local news programs that report on sensationalized "news" from other states across the country, instead of reporting about the good stuff happening in the area.
Faith and love of others knows no mileage nor bounds. That's simply the way it is.
dogzapper
After the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
Italian Proverb
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Kiss your girlfriend where it smells.......take her to Jersey!
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It bugs me when people say Suhvorski or refer to adjustment turrents on scopes. And you sleep on a pallet, mix colors on a palette, and choose flavors to suit your palate. Keep 'em straight please!
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Freakin' tailgaters- if you're in that big of hurry LEAVE EARLIER!
That gawdawful Boston accent-learn how to talk!
Too much cheap perfume.
Too much expensive perfume.
Anything chambered for .50 BMG and shoulder fired.
Muzzle breaks-especially when I get stuck next to them at the range.
Waterskiers
Jetskiers-stay the h#ll off lake durnit!
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Oh, I just thought of another thing. That annoying emergency broadcast sound that comes out at like 110db no matter what you have your TV volume set at.
I'm Libertarian for these 3 reasons:
1.) I'm American
2.) I'm not insane enough to be Democrat
3.) I'm not wussy enough to be Republican
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Nextel walkie-talkies in restaurants. I have to listen to both sides of a conversation I could not care less about.
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