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Bicyclists have never bothered me any but we don't have many around here. Those Amish with their damn buggies going 10 mph on a winding road are a huge PITA though. Cheap fuggers aughtta get with the program and buy a car. LOL, good point - if those buggies aren't burning gas or deisel, they best get off the fuggin road 'cause they aren't paying their fair share  Yah, they're like bunny huggers enjoying the wildlife refuges for free. Bitches, get some engines!
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I asked my wife if that embarrassed her when I said stuff like that. She said not when you say it to an idiot mother ffuukker. Lol, I never knew my wife had a twin sister...........
Paul
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He is presently regretting his tempestuousness from jail. It would have been no issue for that driver to have finished a safe pass. He is the typical rager. Most ragers check multiple boxes in the following demographics. Middle age White Male Out of shape Lower intellect What's really interesting is that blacks rarely ever get bent out of shape. It that case, that dickhead on the bike should have been to the extreme right and he's damned lucky to have survived the day. Too many experiences with dickheads on bikes to give a damn. LOL Type all you want, I think the majority of bike folks are ku nts. As much as a pain in the ass they can be Bicyclers always have the right of way............That said when one of these snarky bikers is saying how he has the right of way I tell them yeah you're right but ask yourself one thing, what good does the right of way do ya when your dead?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
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Today I looked behind me and saw another rider coming. When he was several hundred yards back, I pulled in ahead of my wife. He passed about a minute after I did and said "ride single file." Not sure I heard him right I asked "what did you say?" He said "ride single file." I laid into him. "I was single file you dumb mother ffuukker." He snarked back "you weren't" I said "I singled up well before you got here you goddam dumb mother ffuukker."
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Yep - the bike loses every time which is why a cyclist with half a brain will treat motorists with the upmost respect which unfortunately isn't always the case.
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Yep - the bike loses every time which is why a cyclist with half a brain will treat motorists with the upmost respect which unfortunately isn't always the case. Truth!
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Today I looked behind me and saw another rider coming. When he was several hundred yards back, I pulled in ahead of my wife. He passed about a minute after I did and said "ride single file." Not sure I heard him right I asked "what did you say?" He said "ride single file." I laid into him. "I was single file you dumb mother ffuukker." He snarked back "you weren't" I said "I singled up well before you got here you goddam dumb mother ffuukker."
When faags meet... TFF! Ohhh stop it! No, you stop it! I swear I'm going get mad! Go ahead I dare you!
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I asked my wife if that embarrassed her when I said stuff like that. She said not when you say it to an idiot mother ffuukker. Lol, I never knew my wife had a twin sister........... Wife and I had a pedestrian so absorbed in texting that he ran into our car and fell right onto our hood just as we were parallel parking one day this summer. The windows were down and wife immediately yelled at the top of her lungs "watch where you're going you fuuckin ass hole". Guy looked at her as if in a daze, started to say something, then looked at me and turned around and left. Worlds full of morons these days.
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I asked my wife if that embarrassed her when I said stuff like that. She said not when you say it to an idiot mother ffuukker. Lol, I never knew my wife had a twin sister........... Wife and I had a pedestrian so absorbed in texting that he ran into our car and fell right onto our hood just as we were parallel parking one day this summer. The windows were down and wife immediately yelled at the top of her lungs "watch where you're going you fuuckin ass hole". Guy looked at her as if in a daze, started to say something, then looked at me and turned around and left. Worlds full of morons these days. Lol, I'da love to have seen that.
Paul
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I roamed the West last summer flipping off “coal dumpers”, I was told that I could get shot doing that.
Next time I’m strapping on a brace of Glock 19’s, one on each hip.
I’m pretty sure if Wild Bill were alive today he’d be packing a brace of 19’s
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I roamed the West last summer flipping off “coal dumpers”, I was told that I could get shot doing that.
Next time I’m strapping on a brace of Glock 19’s, one on each hip.
I’m pretty sure if Wild Bill were alive today he’d be packing a brace of 19’s And driving a truck!
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I wish I'd had the nerve to say that. Bicycles on roads with speed limits over 15 mph are a pain because there are so many and so many seem like odd folks that hog the road and feel privileged to do so. The occasional tractor or Amish buggy are few and far between. I'm ok with motorcycles, they move along.
Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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If it were legal for pedestrians to walk the highways and byways- lieberals would.
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I wish I'd had the nerve to say that. Bicycles on roads with speed limits over 15 mph are a pain because there are so many and so many seem like odd folks that hog the road and feel privileged to do so. The occasional tractor or Amish buggy are few and far between. I'm ok with motorcycles, they move along. Depends on where you live I'd guess. Some areas of upstate NY are getting downright infested with Amish and their damned buggies.
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I wish I'd had the nerve to say that. Bicycles on roads with speed limits over 15 mph are a pain because there are so many and so many seem like odd folks that hog the road and feel privileged to do so. The occasional tractor or Amish buggy are few and far between. I'm ok with motorcycles, they move along. I guess it depends where you live - I get slowed down by farm and construction equipment moving around on the roads I drive far more than bicycles, and they're a hell of alot harder to get around. Don't get me started on the local ranchers moving cattle on the roads...  (seriously - all in good fun).
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I wish there was more beef and less queef on the road.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
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yea yea......bet you'd help her with a flat tire.......... ![[Linked Image from cdn.wallpapersafari.com]](https://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/60/32/8duTvp.jpg) ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/10/2a/e3/102ae3c5350758d6528a554ab0ba2693.jpg)
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I wish there was more beef and less queef on the road. Hum...
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I guess the way I see it, there's a lot more hazardous chit to worry about on the road than bicycles. Deer on the road cause more issues around here and concern me a lot more.
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Yep - the bike loses every time which is why a cyclist with half a brain will treat motorists with the upmost respect which unfortunately isn't always the case. For my own part I ride with the attitude that if I ever get hit it’s ALWAYS my fault , for being in close proximity to motor vehicles while on a friggin’ bicycle.
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