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Meet my friend Lis Arias on the right. She said she bicycled in Cuba because she had to. Here she does it because she wants to. That's shadow with her tongue hanging out. She's like her Daddy.
Spayed? ![[Linked Image from media.giphy.com]](https://media.giphy.com/media/WrJ8x0niiblWEoo7hE/giphy.gif)
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It occurs to me from my participation in a number of different forums that Americans love to express their rage for bicyclists on the road. I am a bicyclist. It's one of my many passions. So give me your best shot. In the end we may all learn something. My problem with bicyclists? 1.) They use roads for recreation not transportation. Outside of ultra urban areas and college towns that have beaucoup bike lanes, I got 'em out here riding in pelotons of 25 and more that can't do 12 mph up a hill. We have many hills here. I only see 2 type of true bicycle communters here: a.) Man bun 30 year olds and b.) DUI recipients that have no drivers license. 2.) They insist on having 5 pm rides that start in the center of town and ride through suburbia during rush hour backing traffic a 1/4 mile behind them on double yellow roads. 3.) too many do not follow the rules of the road, weave in and out of stopped traffic, ignore traffic lights and then piss all down their legs if some car doesn't see them sneaking up from behind and cuts them off. 4.) Idiots will ride alone on our curvy hilly roads at odd hour and occasionally become statistics when they are riding in the middle of a lane at 16 mph and a cars overtakes them coming around a blind curve. Biking is a great exercise and sport. My wife is a triathlete and bikes. Just not on public roads. She's had several friends involved in incidents with autos. They lost the confrontation.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
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Okay Clark, let's pick up where we left off. Are there any other positions you like to "imagine" me in while I'm naked? ![[Linked Image from media.giphy.com]](https://media.giphy.com/media/127h8dMHnk5H5C/giphy.gif)
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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It occurs to me from my participation in a number of different forums that Americans love to express their rage for bicyclists on the road. I am a bicyclist. It's one of my many passions. So give me your best shot. In the end we may all learn something. My problem with bicyclists? 1.) They use roads for recreation not transportation. Outside of ultra urban areas and college towns that have beaucoup bike lanes, I got 'em out here riding in pelotons of 25 and more that can't do 12 mph up a hill. We have many hills here. I only see 2 type of true bicycle communters here: a.) Man bun 30 year olds and b.) DUI recipients that have no drivers license. 2.) They insist on having 5 pm rides that start in the center of town and ride through suburbia during rush hour backing traffic a 1/4 mile behind them on double yellow roads. 3.) too many do not follow the rules of the road, weave in and out of stopped traffic, ignore traffic lights and then piss all down their legs if some car doesn't see them sneaking up from behind and cuts them off. 4.) Idiots will ride alone on our curvy hilly roads at odd hour and occasionally become statistics when they are riding in the middle of a lane at 16 mph and a cars overtakes them coming around a blind curve. Biking is a great exercise and sport. My wife is a triathlete and bikes. Just not on public roads. She's had several friends involved in incidents with autos. They lost the confrontation. Every time you see a bicyclist splattered on the road, an angel gets his wings.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Why is it that a bicyclist, while driving his car, can lose his chit if the vehicle in front of him, say a John Deere tractor, is going 15 MPH under the speed limit and the car driver can’t pass the tractor. But if that same car driver is now riding his bike and doing the same 15 MPH under the limit and other people can’t pass him, it’s totally ok.
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Okay Clark, let's pick up where we left off. Are there any other positions you like to "imagine" me in while I'm naked? DUDE!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Do you know why pit bulls hate bicyclists ?
One man with courage makes a majority....
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Do you know why pit bulls hate bicyclists ? Because their ass holes are so loose?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Some days I really make me laugh.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Why is it that a bicyclist, while driving his car, can lose his chit if the vehicle in front of him, say a John Deere tractor, is going 15 MPH under the speed limit and the car driver can’t pass the tractor. But if that same car driver is now riding his bike and doing the same 15 MPH under the limit and other people can’t pass him, it’s totally ok. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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It occurs to me from my participation in a number of different forums that Americans love to express their rage for bicyclists on the road. I am a bicyclist. It's one of my many passions. So give me your best shot. In the end we may all learn something. My problem with bicyclists? 1.) They use roads for recreation not transportation. Outside of ultra urban areas and college towns that have beaucoup bike lanes, I got 'em out here riding in pelotons of 25 and more that can't do 12 mph up a hill. We have many hills here. I only see 2 type of true bicycle communters here: a.) Man bun 30 year olds and b.) DUI recipients that have no drivers license. 2.) They insist on having 5 pm rides that start in the center of town and ride through suburbia during rush hour backing traffic a 1/4 mile behind them on double yellow roads. 3.) too many do not follow the rules of the road, weave in and out of stopped traffic, ignore traffic lights and then piss all down their legs if some car doesn't see them sneaking up from behind and cuts them off. 4.) Idiots will ride alone on our curvy hilly roads at odd hour and occasionally become statistics when they are riding in the middle of a lane at 16 mph and a cars overtakes them coming around a blind curve. Biking is a great exercise and sport. My wife is a triathlete and bikes. Just not on public roads. She's had several friends involved in incidents with autos. They lost the confrontation. I have seen some of those rush hour rides there. I want no part of that. Where does your wife ride her bicycle training for and during triathlons? All road users need to drive within their line of sight on hills and blind curves.
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Why is it that a bicyclist, while driving his car, can lose his chit if the vehicle in front of him, say a John Deere tractor, is going 15 MPH under the speed limit and the car driver can’t pass the tractor. But if that same car driver is now riding his bike and doing the same 15 MPH under the limit and other people can’t pass him, it’s totally ok. That doesn't describe me or anyone else I know.
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Let Me Have It. I Am a Bicyclist No need to as your lot is already miserable as it is.
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Why is it that a bicyclist, while driving his car, can lose his chit if the vehicle in front of him, say a John Deere tractor, is going 15 MPH under the speed limit and the car driver can’t pass the tractor. But if that same car driver is now riding his bike and doing the same 15 MPH under the limit and other people can’t pass him, it’s totally ok. That doesn't describe me or anyone else I know. So you have never been impatient or irritated by a slow moving vehicle you were following and couldn’t get around. Go it.
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I have a Trek mountain bike I bought back around 1993 when I needed to be in shape for work, now I'm old and want to stay alive, have been thinking about taking it up to a bike shop in Ft. Smith for new rubber, seat, and a good servicing. That’s why I ride, it’s the only way I get to be athletic anymore. Recently I hiked over rough terrain with two twenty-somethings, I was left in the dust. When I ride with a bunch of the same age I can run with most of ‘em. I’m fixing to head out this morning and put 40 miles in, back before noon, never woulda thought that possible before I got into it age 56.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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I have a Trek mountain bike I bought back around 1993 when I needed to be in shape for work, now I'm old and want to stay alive, have been thinking about taking it up to a bike shop in Ft. Smith for new rubber, seat, and a good servicing. Do it.........my 1991 Trek 8000 is still going strong...... just hurts my azz when I ride it....... 
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Clark......... that's just fuggin W R O N G........... what would 'TinCock' from the basement think ? ![[Linked Image from media.giphy.com]](https://media.giphy.com/media/vNU5PyxaM8bBu/giphy.gif)
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Why a 300 pound middle age lard ass in spandex thinks he is entitled and safe to ride on busy rural roads that logging trucks frequent is beyond me. Hwy 49 here in NC is a grease slick waiting to happen. Thats the truth....I live right off hwy 49 and travel it every day to work....
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Paul, im glad to hear you are one of the few conscientious, noncontentious bikers out there.  You must still take care, as there are a lot of hispanic dimocrap women on welfare driving F -250s out there.
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