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My knife wielding Brazilian ex-wife... Top that chit. I'm much happier and wiser and older now.
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Its true, some of you guys really know how to pick em.
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The best wife in a fight is the one that’s really pissed off. Nothing is as dangerous as the wrath of a woman scorned. 😉
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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Had a girlfriend for a short time that got so riled up once that I took the bullets out of my 5 shot and hid them in my socks before I went to sleep.
"Put none but Americans on guard tonight."
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Most opposition forces would slit their own throats rather than listen to some menopausal ( or post menopausal ) gash rattle.
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Top that chit. I'm much happier and wiser and older now. Lorena Bobbitt.......
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The best wife in a fight is the one that’s really pissed off. Nothing is as dangerous as the wrath of a woman scorned. 😉 Was her sister a screamer????
Writing here is Prohibited by the authorities.
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Top that chit. I'm much happier and wiser and older now. Lorena Bobbitt....... Cringe worthy....😝 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Top that chit. I'm much happier and wiser and older now. Lorena Bobbitt....... Cringe worthy....😝 🦫 When Lorena Bobbitt famously cut off her husbands wiener and drove across town with it, she decided to throw it out the car window and when she did it hit the windshield of the car behind her with 2 old ladies in it, the driver said “what kind of bug was that!?” and the passenger said,.. “I don’t know but did you see the dick on that thing?!”
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It would have to be a fat trailer thrash Florida woman with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
Music washes away the dust of everyday life Some people wait a lifetime to meet their favorite hunting and shooting buddy. Mine calls me dad ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/ZCL8Ws2r/JohnGult.jpg)
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Korean. Explosive, fearless, but also patient. If they don't get you, they'll make sure their grand-kids get your grand-kids.
Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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Puerto Rican’s....Same as a Korean, except not patience...Extreme haters, but awesome in bed. Then she has to kill you because that was her original plan.
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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lol my old lady helped me one night when her ex broke in the house we were both naked, he hit me with a mag lite on the back of the head, then it was on she was on his back pulling his hair out and I was pounding him. I ended up getting 19 staples in my head, he's one of my good friends now.
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I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
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-Bulletproof and Waterproof don't mean Idiotproof.
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lol my old lady helped me one night when her ex broke in the house we were both naked, he hit me with a mag lite on the back of the head, then it was on she was on his back pulling his hair out and I was pounding him. I ended up getting 19 staples in my head, he's one of my good friends now. That has to be one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time- but I have to ask- are you still married to her?
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
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Warmth in the Winter ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/Q4X83wo.png) Shade in the Summer! Ya! GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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A half breed Cheyenne woman looped up on firewater. Don't ask me how i know this.
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lol my old lady helped me one night when her ex broke in the house we were both naked, he hit me with a mag lite on the back of the head, then it was on she was on his back pulling his hair out and I was pounding him. I ended up getting 19 staples in my head, he's one of my good friends now. That has to be one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time- but I have to ask- are you still married to her? yes.
God bless Texas-----------------------
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I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
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My Hawaiian wife... I have to hide all the knives when she gets riled
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