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Campfire Kahuna
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You know you're in trouble if your wife's got this one...
"Married...but still on the lookout."
or
"I Got the Horse, Where's the Saddle?"
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knew a guy that used to wear a hat in mcdonalds that you could only read at a certain distance and angle that said
Eat more P_ssy
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two more:
Dont quit your job, millions on welfare depend on you.
Guns dont kill people, we do USMC
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Hunt with your kids
so you don't have to
hunt for them!
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na, I just like old beer label t-shirts
like the ones in my sig
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new eating joint Silvergulch, but the micro brewery has been there awhile has t-shirts that read
Fairbanks where the people are unusual
and the beer is unusually good
"This ain't dress rehearsal....it's the life you get to live, make it a good one."
TEAMWORK = a bunch of people doing what I say
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I'm Stupid.
Who's with me?
1flier
Black Olives Matter!!
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"So You're a Feminist. Isn't that Cute!"
Steve Best so far! I always liked "Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires" and "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Willie Nelson"
"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft." T. Roosevelt
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds."
"Jesus love's you" (and in smaller type letters under it)
"and I'm trying"
"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch"
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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Back in the eighties a local sporting goods store had T-shirts with a picture of a scoped, bolt action rifle with a caption beneath the picture that said: "LONG DISTANCE - IT's THE NEXT BEST THING TO BEING THERE". They were sold out by the time I got down there and I haven't seen 'em since.
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Saw one last month "That's Ok, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway"
"Socialism produces bad music, bad art, social stagnation and really unhappy people", “I am a conservative, and you may not like that, but I am.” Frank Zappa 1986
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Help Stamp out Virgin Sacrifice
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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A pic of a weiner dog and the caption "My weiner does tricks" I saw the other day....
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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"John Holmes Stunt Double"
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Nephew had a shirt,
A stickman with a cape,plummeting downward,
verbage read, "Cape does not necessarily allow wearer to fly"
If there is any proof of a man in a hunt it is not whether he killed a deer but how he hunted it.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch" and... The scenery never changes unless you're the lead dog!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Don't ask me to think .....
I'm not good at multi tasking.
Run's with scissors
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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Front has a big outline of Michigan with these words printed below it "At least it's not Ohio."
"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it is all about?"
Last edited by RustyAxeCamp; 09/13/07.
"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft." T. Roosevelt
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Seen on a grungy college kid:
"Help Me I've Fallen And Can't Reach The Microwave"
“Perfection is Achieved Not When There Is Nothing More to Add, But When There Is Nothing Left to Take Away” Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Absolute best I've ever seen was worn by a HOT blond at a gunshow.......it said:
"You can let go of my ears, I KNOW what I'm doing!"
Cancer Sucks
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