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Campfire Kahuna
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Saw one this morning. Mature age, about 3’ tall and black. Normal size head with a full beard, muscular shoulders, tapered down to a waist of about 20”. Sitting on the parking lot curb chatting on his cellphone. Dayum if that phone didn’t look big! Guess if he made a fist it would have been about the size of a tennis ball. I was so scared I didn’t laff out loud. 🤪
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Some of those little fellers are surprisingly strong. I went to high school with one, I think he was right at 4' tall as an adult. He could bench about 180 lbs. Of course, he only had to move the bar about 15". 
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Campfire Ranger
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I see maybe 1-2 a year.
I kind of feel bad saying this but they scare and creep me out me too!
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Farts in an elevator cause problems for 'em!!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Campfire Ranger
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Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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They’re always sticking their nose in other people’s business
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Campfire Regular
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They’re always sticking their nose in other people’s business I don't care who ya are, that's some funny sheite right there. Hahaha
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Campfire Tracker
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Using the word Midget isn't politically correct, Dwarf is the term used to describe one of those people. And a question, why is the sport of "Dwarf toss" not an Olympic event?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Just a suggestion, but if you ever get into a fight with a midget, don’t worry about a hook to your chin, nosireee! Protect your jewels!
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Just what we needed, another Big Stick thread.
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Campfire Ranger
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I saw one working in a cabinet shop around here.
He was doing all the work a regular guy had to get
on his knees to do. Seem to be a valuable addition
to the cabinet crew.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Campfire Ranger
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We were once at a minor league baseball game. Apparently there was some midget conference in town, and unknown to us, it was little people night at the ballpark. That was friggin creepy! They tried to do the wave, but it was only a ripple!
Last edited by gregintenn; 07/16/23.
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I saw one working in a cabinet shop around here.
He was doing all the work a regular guy had to get
on his knees to do. Seem to be a valuable addition
to the cabinet crew. I sure wish I had one to toss under a house with a low crawlspace to help me run some wire now and then.
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I saw one working in a cabinet shop around here.
He was doing all the work a regular guy had to get
on his knees to do. Seem to be a valuable addition
to the cabinet crew. I sure wish I had one to toss under a house with a low crawlspace to help me run some wire now and then. PM alwaysaCunhdt. He may be Available
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Randy Newman’s song about short people ain’t got nobody comes to mind.
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I have not ever been in person near them. For a long time I didn’t believe in them.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Somebody told me there were several in porn movies.
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Campfire Savant
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I haven’t seen one in a long time!
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