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Originally Posted by 10Glocks
Now this is a fitness trend I can get behind. Well, in front of.


It's like real estate.

Location, location, location.



A wise man is frequently humbled.

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Originally Posted by MarineHawk
It's obvious that not farting is bad for you. Shortly, I'll post quite a large number of 40-minute videos of experts explaining why.


No, don't do that, it'll be ineffective.

Post the same fùcking video, over and over and over. That's how you convince people.



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I call farting in public "cloud sharing".


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"Aim right, squeeze light"
" Might as well hit what you're aiming at, it kicks the same whether you miss or not"
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Fart fasting is different than fast farting...

I once didn't fart for 90 hours...

just held it in...

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It's a lifestyle...

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My grandson is the king of armpit farts.

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Originally Posted by krp
Fart fasting is different than fast farting...

I once didn't fart for 90 hours...

just held it in...

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Originally Posted by krp
Fart fasting is different than fast farting...

I once didn't fart for 90 hours...

just held it in...

Kent

You could have died.

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Sharts for the gamblers. Careful with those farts boys.


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Originally Posted by 19352012
IM Farting has worked for my wife, it can work for you.
Does this mean if you fart enough the old lady will bugger off, therefore you will lose 100-200 lbs fast?

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Fart Proudly.......

At last a thread one can understand .

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You been farting,
I been chitting,
Eat more meat,
that's what you'll be getting.


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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

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Keto farting has less toxic fumes... save the environment...

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Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MarineHawk
It's obvious that not farting is bad for you. Shortly, I'll post quite a large number of 40-minute videos of experts explaining why.


No, don't do that, it'll be ineffective.

Post the same fùcking video, over and over and over. That's how you convince people.


I agree. I will repeat them serially.

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I’ve been IM farting for as long as I remember. It’s been easy to stick to with no real commitment on my part.

I really started to see results for longevity and health when I changed my daily diet but continued IM poot ripping


The best way to go is to totally eliminate foods that contain fiber, vitamins and nutrients and energy supplies for your brain and muscle tissue


Simply consume butter and rib eye fat.

Bacon is a great dessert


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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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A jar of jalapenos and a 12 pack of Strohs while watching college football all day helps


DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.

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Poofarrrroooommmblammm....I just lost 5 lbs.

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I'm farting for my own amusement, as well as, the amusement and/or disgust of others.

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