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Originally Posted by MarineHawk
It's obvious that not farting is bad for you. Shortly, I'll post quite a large number of 40-minute videos of experts explaining why.


I'm no expert but it's actually true. It means you have no bacteria in your guy, which is not normal.

I had a cut on my elbow that punctured the bursa a few years ago and it got infected. Had to have strong IV antibiotics for a month, killed all the bacteria in my gut and I didn't fart for a month.


It was strange.



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Originally Posted by MarineHawk
It's obvious that not farting is bad for you. Shortly, I'll post quite a large number of 40-minute videos of experts explaining why.


My wife almost never does, actually can't.

We drove team in a truck for a couple years, been married for 28.
I've witnessed 1 fart.

She gets gas bubbles that get trapped, will spend miserable days trying to get them to pass. Soaking in the tub, drinking warm fluids, anything to get relief.

The I walk by and hit the Jake Brake.

"You don't know how much I wish I could do that now."


For some reason, even if she feels good, she says the same thing around bedtime several times weekly!🤢


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Regular exercise and probiotics help with flatulent pleasantries.

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Intermittent flatulence is the key. It's all in the timing. As with other things, deferred gratification is the key to success.

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I made some Hambean 15 bean soup for my lunches this week. I fried a pound of pork sausage and added that to the soup. It's delicious. And, I could push a sailboat around by myself if the need arose.


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There is nothing quite like that first fart after waking up from a colonoscopy. It's. . . sublime.


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Lotsa women are Flatulence Impaired.

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Hey, how come this thread makes sense ?


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The Clowns are busy with Rinse & repeat.

All they futzing know.

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Originally Posted by cisco1
Lotsa women are Flatulence Impaired.

I read once that the reason they can't fart is because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure. Always made sense to me... whistle

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Does anyone else think it's hilarious that after two months of preaching about fasting, bragging, look at my beautiful exes, look at Paul's eyes, etc, KB finally admitted he needed to lose 42 lbs......What!!???

You are putting yourself out there as some kind of expert on fasting, diet and exercise and you need to lose 42 lbs??

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Originally Posted by TimZ
Does anyone else think it's hilarious that after two months of preaching about fasting, bragging, look at my beautiful exes, look at Paul's eyes, etc, KB finally admitted he needed to lose 42 lbs......What!!???

You are putting yourself out there as some kind of expert on fasting, diet and exercise and you need to lose 42 lbs??
What's that have to do with farting?


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Originally Posted by 19352012
Originally Posted by TimZ
Does anyone else think it's hilarious that after two months of preaching about fasting, bragging, look at my beautiful exes, look at Paul's eyes, etc, KB finally admitted he needed to lose 42 lbs......What!!???

You are putting yourself out there as some kind of expert on fasting, diet and exercise and you need to lose 42 lbs??
What's that have to do with farting?


Sorry, wrong thread smile

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Originally Posted by TimZ
Does anyone else think it's hilarious that after two months of preaching about fasting, bragging, look at my beautiful exes, look at Paul's eyes, etc, KB finally admitted he needed to lose 42 lbs......What!!???

You are putting yourself out there as some kind of expert on fasting, diet and exercise and you need to lose 42 lbs??

I tried to tell people !

Douche can't lie straight, in bed !


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Which is better? Baby food farts several times a day or save all your farts for 3days?

Simple fact is...

You fart more than Once(1) a day.

- You have no idea what Human is.

Ha!


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Had a little lower left abdominal pain the other day. Either from the 80 leg lifts and 100 crunches or my "intermittent farting meter" was out of spec.

Woke up the next morning, no pain.

I imagine the intermittent part was accomplished and offgassing completed.

We'll see how it goes tonight. Just had a big bowl of smoked oxtail stew/soup with fresh taters, onion, carrot and ................cabbage. Did another leg lift/crunches routine this morning too. Just belched really good, so the gas buildup might be prevented.


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In it is death and all you seek
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Geno, you need to get bore scoped.

Get them to do topside first, then ass, not the other way around !


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'Specially if they use the same scope.....

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Originally Posted by TimZ
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Originally Posted by TimZ
Does anyone else think it's hilarious that after two months of preaching about fasting, bragging, look at my beautiful exes, look at Paul's eyes, etc, KB finally admitted he needed to lose 42 lbs......What!!???

You are putting yourself out there as some kind of expert on fasting, diet and exercise and you need to lose 42 lbs??
What's that have to do with farting?


Sorry, wrong thread smile

Lol.

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Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Geno, you need to get bore scoped.

Get them to do topside first, then ass, not the other way around !


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