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As the story was told to me by a buddy in the Army. Me and another bud were sitting in my office bsing. When another friend stopped in, he closed the door and started telling his latest uber driving story. So, he is out doing his uber thing, he mainly worked on post and had to go over to the Airforce side of town. When he got there, there were 3 people, 2 guys and a girl. He said the girl was good looking and we were ok. Being army pervs we wanted more details he told us big titiies and nice ass we were oh damn. So anyway, they needed to go to Walgreens then somewhere else. So, on the way to Walgreens the guy and girl in the back were talking and the guy kept saying I can’t believe I did that, how could you do this to me? The girl told him what had been done been done and stop thinking about it. The guy just kept saying I can’t believe I did that; the girl was telling him it was done and over with. Hell, we were thinking she rammed a di ldo up his ass or something lol. Anyhow they stop at Walgreens and the guy and girl get out. So, our buddy asks the guy sitting in front why his friend was being disrespectful to the girl. The guy said oh he just found out she used to be a guy and she didn’t tell him. At this point me and my other buddy were like wtf. Like how good was this surgery ol boy didn’t realize that wasn’t a real pu ssy ?? The guy said this “girl” was from Colorado his buddy met “her” online they flew up here and he banged “it” This “girl” came from serious money in Colorado got all their surgeries done in the Thailand and no one could tell. This was the best part of the story, guy sitting up front told my bud, chit if he breaks up with "her", I will go out with “her”.
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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lol , can you read between these lines douche ? when you finally get it you are gonna do such a palm plant. Ok you win, lolololol ...... sarcasm doesn't translate well in text.
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I was at cobra gold in 99 as well. I was in Korat. Oh cool. Maybe we had sex with the same dudes. Thank you for your service.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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lol , can you read between these lines douche ? when you finally get it you are gonna do such a palm plant. Ok you win, lolololol ...... sarcasm doesn't translate well in text. Bwantsumdick, You need to accept the fact that you’re a dumb fugk. It will make your life a little easier to understand. LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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lol , can you read between these lines douche ? when you finally get it you are gonna do such a palm plant. Ok you win, lolololol ...... sarcasm doesn't translate well in text. Bwantsumdick, You need to accept the fact that you’re a dumb fugk. It will make your life a little easier to understand. LOL Shut up Chad, the cum is dripping out of your mouth.
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WTF? Is this the Democrat Underground or the Campfire.
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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I was at cobra gold in 99 as well. I was in Korat. Oh cool. Maybe we had sex with the same dudes. Thank you for your service. Pard how cool would that be. I wasn’t in the Army I was a contractor. So please save your thank you for service for someone more deserving like John Burns
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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This is no joke. Every preschool teacher, kindergarten teacher, and grade school teacher in the state of WA is trained in encouraging trans and discouraging complaining about the mixed up restrooms.
I know a teacher who was required to go to the trans seminar. She says normal people must be called cisgender. Any girls who do not like penises in the girl's restroom "must find someplace else."
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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This is no joke. Every preschool teacher, kindergarten teacher, and grade school teacher in the state of WA is trained in encouraging trans and discouraging complaining about the mixed up restrooms.
I know a teacher who was required to go to the trans seminar. She says normal people must be called cisgender. Any girls who do not like penises in the girl's restroom "must find someplace else." Feminism cums full circle
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This is no joke. Every preschool teacher, kindergarten teacher, and grade school teacher in the state of WA is trained in encouraging trans and discouraging complaining about the mixed up restrooms.
I know a teacher who was required to go to the trans seminar. She says normal people must be called cisgender. Any girls who do not like penises in the girl's restroom "must find someplace else." It’s everywhere. I work for a multinational chemical company. Part of our annual “ethics training” is that it’s harassment to tell a tranny to use the correct bathroom based on their actual gender. They use their influence to spread that BS not just here but around the globe.
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Shut up Chad, the cum is dripping out of your mouth. Remember when you told everyone you own two houses and a boat? And that you were bowhunting? LOL
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Yes, that is the question...
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Everybody Now!... Bob-bob-bob-bob-bobbie Sue... who's ever gonna' ma-ma-ma-ma-marry you... ya got big breasts but a penis too!... Bob-bob-bob-bob-bobbie Sue... i took her down to meet some friends a mine... they chased us clear across the county line... got some buckshot in my behind!... Bob-bob-bob-bob bobbie Sue... bup-bup, bup-bup, bah-da-da... bah-da, da-da, da-dee-dah...
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My son was telling me his roommate brought a chic home one night down in Vegas. Yeah his roommate was in for surprise…… hard to tell at first.
They laughed, we laughed.
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Shut up Chad, the cum is dripping out of your mouth. Remember when you told everyone you own two houses and a boat? And that you were bowhunting? LOL Remember when you could use your phone on forums, and the sun goes down earlier after the time change you tampon. LOL
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To answer the question, no.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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To answer the question, no.
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Dear Campfire I was in a small Dr's waiting room recently, there was a young woman sitting a few seats away from me, she was dressed in jeans and a T shirt, which is common in my small town, I didn't pay much attention since I'm not in the market. She was called up to the counter and when she walked by I noticed that she was not unattractive but had a slightly atypical gait and build, again I didn't pay much attention. When she spoke to the woman at the counter I immediately noticed that her voice was quite deep for a woman, but a little higher than a typical man, that got my attention. When she sat back down I started discreetly checking her out. Beautiful long brown hair, crossed legs, smaller breasts but definitely there, her sneakers were probably a 10 in mens size, I couldn't tell if there was a package, but I would assume not. Since then i can't get her out of my mind. Signed, Should I be worried? YES YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED!
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