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You’re smarter than you look!
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Useless as a leaky douchebag.
Old Corps
Semper Fi
FJB
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Campfire Kahuna
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Golf is a good walk spoiled. -Twain
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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"I don't like half of the people I love."
Elvin Bishop
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country."
Robert E. Lee
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He's got stupid down to a science.
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Semper Fi
FJB
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From a co-worker, referring to another, universally reviled and hated, co-worker: "You know, you just can't insult that SOB, and God knows I've tried."
Bring enough gun and know how to use it.
Know that it is not the knowing, nor the talking, nor the reading man, but the doing man, that at last will be found the happiest man. - Thomas Brooks (1608-1680)
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"You appear to be an unwashed fellator with Oedipal tendencies and canine ancestry!"
I used that one regularly when referring to several of my ghetto students. Few, if any, were able to translate. What an incredibly vile thing to say to any child.
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Your true character shows in your conduct
You cannot solve a problem at the same level of awareness that created it - Einstein
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Wow some good stuff.. if I could only remember some of these for the opportune time.
One from way back in HS:
I'd come back with a come back but all the cum is in the back of your mouth,,,
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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The closest you will come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'm still deciding whether you are the weakest link or missing link.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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You are proof the gene pool needs lifeguards.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You are proof the gene pool needs lifeguards. Or chlorine shock.
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What an incredibly vile thing to say to any child. Entirely appropriate for the incredibly vile devil seed I was expected to educate. Most of them couldn't remember when anyone in their family had ever had a job - - - -for the past three generations. "Ain't nobody in my family gots no job- - - - -we gets a check! Jobs are for suckas!" They knew a lot about stealing cars, and nothing about fixing them. Now a few of those kids who came to me as worthless ghetto trash own their own auto repair shops, and the taxes they pay contribute toward my retirement.
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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The fact that you would speak to a child in such an insulting manner speaks more to your circumstances and limitations than theirs.
Even worse, to brag about it and then try to justify it.
To each his own and we are obviously of diametrically opposed views of the issue.
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Your true character shows in your conduct
You cannot solve a problem at the same level of awareness that created it - Einstein
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Go check the balance on your EBT card. One of your Baby Mamas probably needs to buy one of your kids some ammo so he can rob the 7-11.
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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He was well known for casting stones, you could hardly get a mirror set down before he would send one flying at it.
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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A physical put-down, rather than on one's mental or moral lack of quality, but:
(She or He) is easier to jump over than walk around.
Dale
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"Are you australian, by any chance?"
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