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Originally Posted by rainshot
Probably good for at least 500 pages.

While this seems to be rimming the rabbit hole before punching in, do you think it might end up as big as:

"Don't Shave Your Butt-Hairs?".


I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.

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Why wouldn't you do that?

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I lost another five pounds this morning.

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According to statistics, farting is the one skill where I'm well above average.



Mrs. buck doesn't seem to appreciate my talent.


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I farted away another pound this morning.

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Someone seems a little butt hurt. Not sure why.

Odd.


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Quit giving in inch by inch then looking back to lament the mile behind ya and wonder how to preserve those few feet left in front of ya. They'll never stop until they're stopped. That's a fact.
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No. My butt is feeling AWESOME! Sorry for the confusion.

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You jokers need to stop wasting gas.


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I wonder if it causes plaque to build up in arteries. Or maybe prevents it.


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Originally Posted by JGray
Originally Posted by cisco1
Lotsa women are Flatulence Impaired.

I read once that the reason they can't fart is because they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure. Always made sense to me... whistle

lol!


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Please! I’m trying to finish my coffee 😂


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Very Good vid from Dr. Fung RE: Calories and Metabolism:





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Originally Posted by Garandimal
Very Good vid from Dr. Fung RE: Calories and Metabolism:





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Does Houston Toot let you FART in her jacuuzi??!!


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Originally Posted by mathman
Those farts must have been pretty wet to carry off that much weight.

I was thinking "solids, or soft points?" smile


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