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So you're the guy they call "The Pamper Bandit"? Those things are EVERYWHERE!

you could try that little town in nebraska, they might have something similar.

oof, i don't want to talk about that little town no more

eesh!

we aint goin through there this time, were comin down from the north right into wyoming.

Woooo!!

But the Sword master is waiting for you..............

See I said you could pick me up on the way through! I'll be standing out there by the road with a pack and a gun!

TZone are ya saying they could be in for a race on who gets the item sold first???

thats better than being in nebraska packin' your schit.

That is so bad!!!!!

sorry. I'll stop now.

I still like that giant chap stick idea.

great big chap stick the size of a 5 gallon bucket, weighs about 130 pounds... put the cap on it & it sits outside the base camp during the hunt & can be used as a chopping block to split firewood on.

you gotta bear hug the cap to get it twisted off, drop trou & hop up on that big ole "chapped stick" & scrub around on it till you got a good coat on....

make sure you put your name on your "bucket" so somebody else doesn't use it. or vice versa.

that's a good idea, maybe a locking cap?



My dad would always joke about "wish I had an ice cream cone right now, one of those pointy dairy queen soft serves. I'd dab away at that ole red starfish with it..." then he'd make hot branding iron noises "pshhh! Pshhhh!"

You wouldn't share if a buddy forgot his azz-balm at home?

maybe just a handful.

azz-balm.... oh dats good.

Desitin?(sp), used it a lot when I had to hump a ruck for a living.

crack spackle.

"the pooper pail"

turd tamer

red-eye releif

crack caulk

As long as you don't try to use a caulk gun for the "chap stick "

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#1: Keep it clean. You're butt, that is. Use any means necessary. The best is flowing water.

#2: Friction? Try bacon grease. Seriously. Any cooking grease does a very good job. So does Crisco, peanut oil, canola, etc.

#3: For serious cases of baboon ass, keep a tube of Nupercainal ointment. It's a little-known competitor to Preperation-H, and much more effective. It's also much more lubricating.

Nupercainal not only reduces swelling, but it has lidocaine, a mild anesthetic.

I'm an ex-caver. Cavers are known for going many long hours underground, wading through nasty stuff, You frequently get stuff growing in your shorts along with the grit from crawling in mud and muck. Dysentery is also a frequent visitor on trips. Nupercainal is not water-soluable and it stays on and keeps working. It's also pretty good on 1st degree burns, insect bites, etc.

BTW: keep these in a different pocket of your pack than the toothpaste. Don't ask how I know.