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The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
- Michael Friedman
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As best I can remember :
Gloria : Daddy , did you know that XXXX # of people are killed by handguns ?
Archie : Well little girl , would ya feel better if they was tossed off of tall buildings ?
Phil
�The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men.� �Samuel Adams
"All men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree." --James Madison
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Norm: "Women. You can't live with 'em... Pass the beer nuts."
Whatever doesn't kill you will make you stronger. Right up until it kills you.
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"
-- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati Yep. One of the lines ever. Laffed til tears ran down my face. But, I thought it was Les Nesman who tossed the turkeys out of the chopper. O
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Steel..,
Yeah, the bow shot was way bogus. It would have taken out the left kidney and cut up a lot of intestine. Plus it wasn't a pass through. But, that's TV. The main thing was, liberals also took a shot with her comment. I played it back twice to be sure I heard it right - and grinned from ear to ear.
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�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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