Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire A delicate topic, "baboon ass"

i'll just try to avoid tha baboon entirely.

our first group of 4 hunters is probably in CO about now, more than likely shopping for groceries in there last stop for civilization before heading up into the sage brush & scrub oak ridges... the yellow leaves on the quakies... soon to be off & covered with snow. (where was I ? I rambled off....)

those guys will set up base camp today, we'll join them on Thursday.

Pruritis ani

Not sure if that is the same as baboon ass or not, but certainly related. Doc would give me a hydrocortisone cream with an anti-fungal mixed in. Of course, gotta keep that area as clean as you can as well. The link above mentions mixing 1% cortisone cream with Lotrimin, both OTC. I may try that.

All seriousness aside, this is one heck of a funny thread!

Thanks all---
Really needed a laugh on Monday.
Funny as hell, sides hurt,eyes watering,ace hurts----

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If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck

With the possibility of snow for the Great wapiti Adventure , A term my Dad used may be more relevant . "Frosts my azz" A snowball could come in handy if the preventative steps are not effective

And Best of luck on the trip for all.

was at gander mt on friday and they had a whole rack of the baboon ass stuff. Made me laugh like heck.

A couple of ladies were lookin' it over real good and one of 'em said "isn't that cute"

I wanted to tell them what it was for and then ask it was cute or not. "hey lady, it's to cure famunda cheese" Not so cute now is it.

Shoulda took vacation for this whole week dave, if its anything like the week before deer season, you're gone already.

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All seriousness aside, this is one heck of a funny thread! [/quote]


So is your avatar!! Love it!

this thread has grown a life of it's own. Here's the Monkey Butt Mobile:



Take it to Elk Camp and you'll have the most popular camp on the divide.

a mobile, for monkey butts... oh lordy!!

huskyrunnr, whew did you get that child hood picture of me for your avatar?

tzone, yeah man I'm gone.... Dave's not here man


M1894..

oh i been thinkin bout that snow... dip that baboon... psshhhh! - pssshhhh!!

ahhhh!!

Bump............

For posterior........... err,...... posterity sake..........

Wouldn't happen to be 'cuz Kamerad Les wuz complaining of having baboon ass at the Mouse House wuz it??

OMG it lives! The nasty burning baboon has been resurrected!

Gots ta keep it up for a bit!! It's fer our FNG's

Agreed! Darn Good stories anyway!

Oh my god it lives!!

How apropriate, I just submitted my early rifle season elk application for Colorado today, along with my uncles.

Deadline is April 7th & we have a couple more to complete.

This year we will bring the yellow can of monkey powder.

Last year I defeated the beast without the monkey powder.



maybe after a couple of beers I'll tell about the tube socks & the BVD's


Maybe



viva-la powder!!

Resurrected for the new members at the fire! Bwahahahahahahaaaaa!

Well?

up.............

Undoubtedly one of the funniest threads to ever posted here, it's an Oldie, but a Goodie.

It does need to be revisited every now and then, it's a classic...

OH, by the way they've released a new product for the Ladies!!!

oops, forgot.

well I was up above spike camp on our elk hunt last year looking for a good place to hide myself for a couple of hours with a good vantage point of potential wapiti crossing zone. I'm walking along the top of this dark timber ridge thinking I'm in a place where a person probably hasn't been for quite some time when I spot something on the ground ahead, looks like clothing. As I get closer I realize it's a large pair of tube socks that hasn't been out in the weather for very long... So I figure I better watch my step. I'm laughing to myself at the thought of some poor dude that has apparently suffered the unplanned call of nature & done so unprepared.

Some poor guy actually took his boots off so he could get to his socks & then wiped his rear with his socks then stuck his bare feet back into his boots & left...

I was laughing to myself & walking on past the spot when nature played it's dirty trick on me & it hit suddenly with no warning. I found myself standing maybe 15 yds from the dirty tube socks doing the glute death grip hold on a colon exceeding burst pressure!! OMG!! I gotta go RFN!! A stiff legged waddle over to a small tree for leaning on & the frantic drop trou maneuver followed by a colon evac episode equaled only by that of the "Dumb & Dumber" turbo lax toilet scene... ohhhhh lord was that all really necessary?? Wow!!

Anyways, with all that behind me (literally) Now I found myself in the same situation as poor ole Mr tube sock there.

But I wasn't going to take my boots off. One slice with the knife to the briefs at the left & right hip area & that pair of briefs just became a cloth diaper... or an azz chamois, either way.

So now I'm off for the rest of my day, working without a safety net & there's a pair of men�s briefs 15 yds from another man's pair of tube socks, both used for very bad things.

I get back to spike camp at dark, we have a couple of nylon tents set up there. I crawl into the tent I'm sharing with my dad & my step brother & I see my step brother is sitting on his sleeping bag. My dad rolls in just then & I'm telling the both of them this funny story about some dude's tube socks & my BVD's.

My dad is laughing his ass off & so is my step brother.... he's actually almost hurting himself he's laughing so hard.

He's laughing so hard he cant speak.... he's laughing hysterically as he unlaces his boots & pulls them off his.....

Bare feet.

I reference to the "asparagus" thread and the genetic nature of the ability to produce and scent said fragrance, this tale appears to validate the genetic link so described!!