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Believe it or not, VICKS vapor rub. It works. A guy told me truckers use it.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Camp is where you make it.
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There ain't no way I'm puttin' that stuff on my azz. that'd be some major pucker factor!
Camp is where you make it.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Try Alum, it works great! Mix it with some water and make a cream, use liberally
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire Tracker
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Now thats true pucker power!
Someone need to publish this thread in book form (Volume 1)and make it mandatory reading for all sportsman with yearly updates.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears kill you.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Mentholatum is the way to go. After the initial shock, which really isn't that bad, the menthol does cool and soothe the chapped region.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Didn't we have some dobber ideas further up the thread? and also some semi paste/stick form of Prep-H? Like an armpit stick but more the size of a 5 gallon pail you pull the cap off of & set on the ground? So you can just drop trou, back up & scrub the monkey on that big prep-H paste stick? Been a long time since i read this whole thing.
Something clever here.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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How come I just KNEW I could check this thread out and find ND or Sam O.? Oh, well, guess it says alot about me that I was compelled to surf by.... Gotta check out Youtube now for Garth.." I got Friends in low places..." Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I'm sure Sam's in here somewhere, this one's been around for a while. unfortunately.
Something clever here.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Absolutely hilarious Dave!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Ranger
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This thread has been around since ole Gene Williams was lost/found g
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Campfire Outfitter
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This thread has been around since ole Gene Williams was lost/found g Just Cuious was Gene Williams ever found? Inquiring minds want to know!
de 73's Archie - W7ACT
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Believe it or not, VICKS vapor rub. It works. A guy told me truckers use it. this man is trying to kill us.... "truckers" he says......
Something clever here.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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This thread has been around since ole Gene Williams was lost/found g Just Cuious was Gene Williams ever found? Inquiring minds want to know! Seems he popped up and saw what was happening and disappeared.
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Campfire Regular
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Perfect timing on the resurrection of this thread. I was thinking of this whole thread the other day when my brother-in-law decided to use a little of the hand sanitizer my wife left on the bathroom counter. Seems he thought a few drops on the TP would aid in the cleanup process. Lit him up rather well.
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Campfire Tracker
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Ya, I wonder too. I have read the Gene Williams threads, but kinda lost track. Was he ever really found?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Baby wipes and Bag Balm otta fix ya right up.
I ain't jokin.
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Campfire Member
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Shave your crack I know it sounds creepy but... a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do, used to be a roofing contractor monkey ass was a comon occurance in the old days.
"You gotta accomplish something every day. When you go to bed at night ask yourself what you did today, there better be something on the list" Robin Carlson
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oh god, don't let Les hear you say that.... now we're all in trouble...
Something clever here.
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Chit, ROG, registered 07/04/09.... Welcome to the fire, and may god have mercy on your soul... You have no idea what you have done.....
Pray that Les doesn't read your crack shaving remark....
Something clever here.
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