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The 6 Ps.
Prior planning prevents piss poor performance.
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That's the best food I ever lifted a lip over.
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If you don't stop that I'm gonna snatch you bald headed.
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You like apples? How 'bout them apples?
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It is what it is. Seems like I say it more and more these days.
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were you born stupid or did you have to learn it
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
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I am busier than a one-armed paper hanger! Some years ago, I changed that one to: Busier than a one lipped man in an azz kissing contest.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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did your parents have any children that lived?
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did your parents have any children that lived? You asking me?
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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no Bruin,you haven't done anything stupid with me around
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Another one that gets used a lot-
"That cigar chompin a$$hole!"-can also be used as a plural,such as "What a bunch of cigar chompin a$$holes they've got workin the phones."
I use it everytime I get off the phone with a gov't employee.
WB.
"You set your own goals for success, and when you succeed it don't necessarily mean that you're going to be a big star or make a lot of money or anything. You'll feel it in your heart whether you've succeeded or not." - Roy Buchanan
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Around construction sites these always work well "That won't fit" -that's what she said !
Too short -that's what she said.
Too long - '' '' '' ''.
Very universal.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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WTF seems to come out now and again. But I do remember what my grandpa used to say: "Boy, you straighten yourself up, or I'll knock the tar out of you as long as a string!" Seemed to work. Tom
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"I didn't tell you to WANT to do it."
or
"You don't get to choose wether or not to do it; you get to choose if you do it before or after the a** whoopin'."
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