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ya one would think they wouldent sport em, unless they were bigger. there awfuly small.
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That's wrong. The rivet or bolt, or whatever looks like an anus.
I still wish that I would have invented truck nuts, though.
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I prefer this Pat
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Funny thing I came home and saw this thread just after I passed a P/U on the four lane just North of Silverdale at the exit to Sub Base Bangor wearing a set of Truck Nutz. At the time I told the wife that the owner was truely classless and that he was an complete idiot.
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I prefer this Pat nuthin wrong with that, we could all use a little more cowbell.
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How to say "I'm a redneck dumbass", balls for those that don't, etc.
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Do they sag lower as yer truck gets older? If you got flat tires on the right side, yer balls would hang level...
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I'm not sure which shows less class, those balls or the "whistle tips" that "certain" people have fitted to the exhaust of their cars... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk&feature=related
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Nephew is 21... came to his grandparents proud as all get out one day, some holiday weekend I think.... we arrived shortly after he did. His PS F250 had a set of black ones hanging.... unfortunately he isn't so brilliant yet and put em on with a cable tie, the wife said NO way that crap stayed and I went to see attachment... she dug out her buck knife and handed it to me, as he came out of the house to show someone... they were already gone and wife made the comment they better never ever show up again....
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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northern dave; Good evening Dave, I hope this finds you and yours well. Unfortunately vehicular testicular appendages are a big hit here in BC too, although I did see an overabundance of Alberta trucks visiting this summer with them as well, so it might be all over western Canada I can�t say. When he was welding up the front receiver for our Dodge, I had the neighbor fab up this receiver insert to fit this nice large shackle that I�d picked up somewhere or another. I figure it�s got a bit more function than showing my truck hasn�t been gelded yet, you know? Good luck on your upcoming hunts Dave, I hope you know I expect pictures! Dwayne
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Looks like a good stout hook point Dwayne!! headed to colorado for some rubber nosed mountain cows next week!! Should be a good time. I'll try to get some good pictures!!
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I agree, absolutely stupid and clearly a definition of being "short changed" if you know what I mean. However, I wish I would of thought of the novelty, as that's all it is, and I too would be hitting BALLS out of the park
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Have no idea what it signifies, why they do it, but I have to admit it, I laugh every time I see a pair.
I always figured it just was a funny way of bragging on your truck, "my truck has big balls".
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On a construction site several years ago there were plenty of �undocumented� workers.
One of them took two floats from a lift station that the general contractor was demolishing, get this picture� they are as big as the largest avocado you have ever seen and shaped simularly with the wire sticking out of the top, they were also blue.
He hung them on the back end of his front end loader. He did have the biggest front end loader on the job; he wanted to make sure everyone noticed his were/was the biggest.
This happened in 1999 so the �phenomenon� isn�t that new. I guess really bad taste just takes a little longer to reach the rest of the nation, and Canada.
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northern dave; Good evening Dave, I hope this finds you and yours well. Unfortunately vehicular testicular appendages are a big hit here in BC too, although I did see an overabundance of Alberta trucks visiting this summer with them as well, so it might be all over western Canada I can�t say. When he was welding up the front receiver for our Dodge, I had the neighbor fab up this receiver insert to fit this nice large shackle that I�d picked up somewhere or another. I figure it�s got a bit more function than showing my truck hasn�t been gelded yet, you know? Good luck on your upcoming hunts Dave, I hope you know I expect pictures! Dwayne Evening Dwayne- Sad but true, there are a lot of idiots here in Alberta that drive around with those Nutz hanging off the bumper. Seem incredibly popular with the "patch workers. Not sure why but I could likely come up with an idea or two but this is a family site..... Seems to be a BC and AB thing as I can't recall seeing them on SK or MB trucks often. Mostly on jacked up, tricked out Dodges. That is a great add on to your truck, nothing like being able haul out of the mess than through the mess. Take care, Jeff
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I will also say this. The first guy to think them up and make a pair was pretty funny. For like a week.
They are clearly a "only funny once" kind of thing.
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I think they show just how inferior the owner is feeling about his own that have backed up into his groin. I have yet to see them on a truck that the driver didn't do something stupid before getting out of sight.
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I wouldn't sport 'em. I'd be thinking of the effect on little kids and moms.
But then I don't need fake 'nads on my vehicle.
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Figure we're seeing "bling balls" on the ghetto rides these days.............
What does that say?
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