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I am a human garbage disposal. LOL!! Been accused of that myself. My kids learned early that what wasn't finished goes on dad's plate.
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I'm gonna put a small plastic tub of margarine in yer casket, elk, and when the Lord raises ya, worry not, it'll still be good...LOL
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I'm gonna put a small plastic tub of margarine in yer casket, elk, and when the Lord raises ya, worry not, it'll still be good...LOL That would probably be true!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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In my case, I'm just gonna cut to the chase.. I'm getting cremated...get a head start on the whole heat/fire thing... Ingwe
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I had a similar experience as Rob P with Jack Daniels, but with tequila. A company Christmas party at a club, everyone ordering shots of tequila, and most of the ladies passing theirs to me after the first one or two. I have no idea how many I drank, but I was singing to my wife in French on the way home, and I hadn't spoken any French since 1972 in Viet Nam....and I was violently ill and felt like death-warmed-over all the following day. (I do not normally get hang-overs and can recall only 2, ever.) It took me a long time to even be able to drink a margarita and I still can't touch a shot of tequila - the smell makes my stomach churn, violently.
�That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.� George Orwell
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I had a similar experience as Rob P Same here. Tia Maria, eighth grade. yecch
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What kind or brand of Whiskey?
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Go Nats!!!!
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Jack Daniels is not on my favorites list.
A friend once called it "an insipid, over-sugared corn distillate favored mostly by juveniles and savages."
Whiskey thread... hmmm. Think we've done this one.
...new laws were most numerous when the commonwealth was most corrupt. ~ Publius Cornelius Tacitus
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To put things in perspective what did your friend prefer?
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Poem (like Rocky Dennis in "Mask")
Things that are bad: Cottage cheese Liver Tuna casserole Salmon patties
Things that are good: Fried pork steak Prime rib Fresh asparagus Salmon patties
Life is good
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Another vote for brussel sprouts, the nice thing about being an adult is I don't have to eat em, and I won't make my kids eat em. My wife claims to like em, but last time she bought them they lanquished in the fridge until they went bad (course how can something that started bad, go bad?)
I've had Jack daniels twice, got sick both times. First time it just capped off a night of too many different drinks, second time I really didn't drink enough to make me sick, but my body must have associated the flavor with purging.
The only thing margerine is good for is rice crispy treats.
Don't like pancakes from a mix nor fake maple syrup.
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Alabama-- that would be Quebec for me. (I'm talkin about the football team, not the state. Hoser.) Only relevant response to any of this is....ROLL TIDE!
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Alabama-- that would be Quebec for me. (I'm talkin about the football team, not the state. Hoser.) Only relevant response to any of this is....ROLL TIDE! See I am all messed up there too. I am currently in Alabama and I am a Mississippi State Fan, when I go home to Canada I am a complete failure, because I hate hockey. A sad, sad, mess I am *hanging my head* Lynn
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Alabama-- that would be Quebec for me. (I'm talkin about the football team, not the state. Hoser.) Only relevant response to any of this is....ROLL TIDE! See I am all messed up there too. I am currently in Alabama and I am a Mississippi State Fan, when I go home to Canada I am a complete failure, because I hate hockey. A sad, sad, mess I am *hanging my head* Lynn Lynn You have my support there with hockey. I watch 5 minutes of the last Stanley cup game each year. I do it so I know who was in the finals and don't look like an idiot at the coffee shop. My favourite team is the Winnipeg Jets.( they moved to somewhere in the states and are no Coyotes, or Jackals or lap dogs or some such name) Golf is right up there with hockey, but Tiger Woods is trying to rectify that. Randy
Praise the Lord for full Salvation Christ Still lives upon the throne And I know the blood still cleansess Deeper than the sin has gone Lester Roloff
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He drinks Crown Royal. Also not on my list.
I like Beam for over the bar bourbon with cola. I prefer Powers and Tully for Irish, and MacAllan for Scotch.
...new laws were most numerous when the commonwealth was most corrupt. ~ Publius Cornelius Tacitus
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By the way all you margarine lovers. it is only one molicule away from being plastic
Randy"butterboy" Boomhower
Praise the Lord for full Salvation Christ Still lives upon the throne And I know the blood still cleansess Deeper than the sin has gone Lester Roloff
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Golf is right up there with hockey, but Tiger Woods is trying to rectify that. Randy
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Alabama-- that would be Quebec for me. (I'm talkin about the football team, not the state. Hoser.) Only relevant response to any of this is....ROLL TIDE! See I am all messed up there too. I am currently in Alabama and I am a Mississippi State Fan, when I go home to Canada I am a complete failure, because I hate hockey. A sad, sad, mess I am *hanging my head* Lynn Indeed you are a mess!!!!
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I can picture myself in the top bunk rolfing out the window every few minutes with my buddy popping little square chewable antacids he found in the cabinet in my mouth. All night, calling moose out the window. I did fine with Jack Daniels all through college until then. Since, I can't go near it. And +1 as they say on the brussel sprouts. They're nasty and cause me to give off a foul odor you can almost see. That reminds me, I was cutting up a deer last night and one of my friends let out a little squeak next to me. I had just eaten 4 beef tenderloins wrapped in bacon piled high with onions. Needless to say, his timing was poor. He thought it was funny until I waited for him to enter the walk in cooler and gassed him and slammed the door for a couple minutes. He said he's a plumber and he is not phased in the least, but after a minute he was crying to be let out. Is that wrong?
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