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I bet that is one crabby [bleep] monkey!! ![[Linked Image]](http://images.travelpod.com/users/dane/se_asia.1211206740.baboonxs-ass.jpg) This guy is looking for a kiddie pool full of ice cream to sit in. Because he cut firewood instead of going skiing.
Something clever here.
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they make baboon ass hot sauce now. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.rojosgourmet.com/v/vspfiles/photos/BABTTGS-2.jpg)
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So, thinking back a coupla postings, if I was to cut commano in carharts, would I get goat scroat instead & IYHO, would that be better or worse ?
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You would have to ask a scroatoligist about that, I am well schooled on the chafed buns but about the best I could do for scroat advice would probably have to do with shaving and orange juice concentrate...
Sorry.
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Guessing Les would be the "go to" then ?
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about the best I could do for scroat advice would probably have to do with shaving and orange juice concentrate... I highly recommend this procedure....Cures everything known to man.... 
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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I knew this guy, who told me his "junk" story. Big guy, stong like ox, hairy like woolly mammoth, who was a swimming coach for the local club. Used to hear the boys talking about his hairyness in the change rooms before training. Anyway, he tells me that he & the missus, mutually decided to remove stuff from 'fore mentioned junk. She via beautician, he via razor. Deal was she'd getr done, but he had to match up. Anyway, next week arrives & him into the change room, drops trou & junk protection, only to be met with mirth & OMFG comments reverberating around the open change room.  NO ORANGE JUICE CONCENTRATE WAS HARMED DURiNG THIS EXPERIMENT. Paul.
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ND...does this look/sound about right??? ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/ra0aq730b2.jpg) Ingwe
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Probably need this after shaving your "junk" or azz! Original Udder Balm ![[Linked Image]](http://www.allivet.com/v/vspfiles/photos/25110-2T.jpg) There is nothing like it for soothing and moisturizing dry and cracked skin. No other bag balm or salve has the unique blend of ingredients found in Original Udder Balm. Original Udder Balm helps provide a barrier against the effects of weather extremes&low humidity, hot or cold temperatures, and wind. Daily application also aids in soothing and softening chapped and irritated skin. Also available: ![[Linked Image]](http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/88470/200.jpg)
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Thinking that would probably be better than Tiger Balm !!
My google-fu is weak, so I can not post a picture.
Think of it as one of those "sports injury treatments" on steroids.
If it got on the boys, I'm guessing ya wont need that Vasectomy !!
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 Arh, grasshopper, you're Google-Fu grows ! ![[Linked Image]](http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy6/taylorsofoxdrift/tigerbalm.jpg) Do not use this on either Junk or the Monkey Butt / Baboon A$$ Paul.
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I believe the active ingredient is Napalm.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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That would also do it !
Seeds still in, of course.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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You go right ahead there skippy!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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This stuff works.............Looks like that baboon could use some! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.sierrabmwonline.com/images/anti_monkey_butt_powder.JPG)
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You go right ahead there skippy! Not me man, I'll stick with the "Bag Balm"!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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this is so gross, that monkey's ass looks like a harnet full of pig fetuses. 
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Ouch, there's got to be a Vet that knows which bumgrape cream to use for that one.
Paul.
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