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My dog had a good case of monkey butt this spring. I suspect he had a minor anal gland impaction, which I tell ya what, puts the entire relationship in jeopardy. The choice is express and treat the anal glands or shoot the dog.
After careful consideration...I put the gun down.
The gawddang dawg better be my best friend from here on out and I insist he didn't tell his friends. Some things are best kept on the low-low.
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Oh my.. The redness is back lmao!!  Camp Chicken Buck Baboon Ass T-Shirts??????? I have cash. Mike
Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.
I tried going vegan, but then realized it was a big missed steak.
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In 2002 I got a severe case of blood poisoning at work (copper). It totaled out my liver (got transplant in 2005). Part of going through liver disease, is the worse case of diarrhea you could ever imagine, crapping 8 to 13 times a day for 9 months, and your ass starts bleeding at the sight of warm water dampened toilet paper. For treatment they give you "Secura Skin Protective Cream" It's a asssaver !! http://www.allegromedical.com/skin-...cream-2-75-oz-flip-top-tube-p177397.html
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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This thread is like a frigg'n vampire... It just won't die...
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I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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I'm interested in the copper poisoning. I worked in a solder plant for 10 years. Nobody ever talked about copper exposure. How did you get dosed? What were the signs?
RE: Baboon Ass hot sauce-- I think that stuff was around back in 1998, and I ran afoul of it at a BBQ joint that opened near the house. That stuff was awesome!
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I'm interested in the copper poisoning. I worked in a solder plant for 10 years. Nobody ever talked about copper exposure. How did you get dosed? What were the signs?
You have a pm
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
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May you stay......Forever young
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My father was a machinist, after WWII and he was diagnosed with :
Aluminum poisoning.
He could not have any aluminum in the house.
Drank beer from tall brown ones.
He was taken in 58 in a MVA.
I wonder what 'modern " medicine wold call it today..?
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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I went in for a liver biopsy once, and there was a girl just ahead of me that had aluminum poisoning.
I'll tell ya, it's no joke, heavy metal poisoning, resulting in liver disease is a very, very, very bad way to go.
Takes a long painful time to die, and 70% die just because there are not enough livers for transplant.
I was just very lucky....
Now..... Let's get back to "Baboon Ass". We don't want to mess up a great thread....
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Should have a wet wipe dispensor in the out house.
That monkey be lurking this weekend.
We are voulnerable, with our camp diets and lack of running water.
I'm going to rig up an outside shower enclosure, The enclosure is for the bennifit of the rest of the camp. I don't care if I have an evclosure or not, I'll take a shower outside by hanging a shower bag from a tree limb. But I don't think the rest of the group wants to see that, so I'll rig something up.
Something clever here.
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I'm going to rig up an outside shower enclosure, The enclosure is for the bennifit of the rest of the camp. I don't care if I have an evclosure or not, I'll take a shower outside by hanging a shower bag from a tree limb. But I don't think the rest of the group wants to see that, so I'll rig something up. Didn't need that mental pic this morning, ND!! Fortunately I have a good supply of visual cortex bleach with me today...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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It's fine, I use lots of soap. It wouldn't be so bad on the eyes. 40 yr old bearded man wearing a soap sud jump suit? Whats so bad about that?
Something clever here.
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Nort Minnespota November weather would likely "shrink" the potential problem(s) to a miniscule level anyhoo!!
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Trew.. See, nuthin to worry about LMAO!!
Something clever here.
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Nort Minnespota November weather would likely "shrink" the potential problem(s) to a miniscule level anyhoo!! No worries - after a guy warms up and jumps up and down for a while things pop back out.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
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As I recall Jim, you were slightly concerned with "Baboon Azz" on our recent hunt in Wyoming....... 
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It's fine, I use lots of soap. It wouldn't be so bad on the eyes. 40 yr old bearded man wearing a soap sud jump suit? Whats so bad about that? well you could quit shaving your junk while you're out there.
Camp is where you make it.
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Camp is where you make it.
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Da COLD water itself just might have an added effect But ND is SMART He brings his Hunney to warm tings back up
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That monkey be lurking this weekend. The damn monkey is trying to get me today. Of course eating most of a large bag of flaming hot Cheetos and drinking beer while doing the laundry last night might have something to do with it.
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Yeah that'll do it.
He pert neer got me this week too.
I been sprayin the bowl for about 4 days straight, kind of a flu thing I spose.. You think I'd learn to not eat spicy food when my guts is screwed up... But no...
Luckily I've found my way past the gyser ass I had going earlier this week, with no baboon troubles.
Something clever here.
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