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What kind of eggs along with color and size have to be decided upon.  Gonna need a beeg table in Paris to settle the terms I guess. What we have here ,Gentlemen , is a classic failure to communicate . B.S. is wanting to compare rifles and shooting ability . J.B. claims he makes purtier videos .
Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Not trying to toot my own horn, but I think I could make a first round hit at 500. Can I bring my own egg? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.moonbattery.com/giant-egg.jpg) Que huevos!
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Wait...
So, we've got a host offer in WA state...
And, a qualified, completely unbiased shooter offer for any rifles ante'd up, with credentials easily within parameters....
That'd cover both bases: a head-to-head and an unbiased, 3rd party eval.
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POST YOUR LOAD! (see how many views that gets)
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POST YOUR LOAD! (see how many views that gets) NONE, if a DSMFer can drive a search engine.... as the "loads" in question (there are now two) are found if you know how and where to look.
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Their obviously both good shots. Stick has nothing to lose or gain except some expense, time and trouble. JB has nothing to gain from it either. If he wins what does it prove? As he has managed to alienate half the fire. If he loses, it was expected. What's the solution?.......A Mazer match obviously. Being that Stick and JB are busy, Swampy and Douchebeer have volunteered to shoot the match as proxies. 10 paces with air soft guns...both contestants wearing a diaper and bonnet. Pacifier adds 5 style points but does not effect outcome. First one hit in the right titty is the loser. (Douchebeer should have the advantage as Jeff O told me Swampy has big nipples.)
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What's the solution?.......A Mazer match obviously. Being that Stick and JB are busy, Swampy and Douchebeer have volunteered to shoot the match as proxies. 10 paces with air soft guns...both contestants wearing a diaper and bonnet. Pacifier adds 5 style points but does not effect outcome. First one hit in the right titty is the loser. (Douchebeer should have the advantage as Jeff O told me Swampy has big nipples.) I hope you never have cause to need a psychiatrist. One consultation and I would imagine the guy would end up scared for life! 
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What kind of eggs along with color and size have to be decided upon. They have to be Easter Eggs, laid by a rabbit, a big friggen rabbit. Sorry, I meant the Easter Bunny.
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
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What's the solution?.......A Mazer match obviously. Being that Stick and JB are busy, Swampy and Douchebeer have volunteered to shoot the match as proxies. 10 paces with air soft guns...both contestants wearing a diaper and bonnet. Pacifier adds 5 style points but does not effect outcome. First one hit in the right titty is the loser. (Douchebeer should have the advantage as Jeff O told me Swampy has big nipples.) I hope you never have cause to need a psychiatrist. One consultation and I would imagine the guy would end up scared for life! <laughing>
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Seriously. This would settle who knows what. But there may be an inherent advantage. Posted this back on Page three (my settings  ) The shootout would only be meaningful if conducted Steelhead style.
New-in-box Sucks 700, Leupold scope with ele turret, Crown box at 700 yards.
Fastest hit with fewest shots, wins. 30 second penalty for extra shots. I'll add a chrono.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Have them split the bottle of Crown between them prior.... That'd level the field. 
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Their obviously both good shots. Stick has nothing to lose or gain except some expense, time and trouble. JB has nothing to gain from it either. If he wins what does it prove? As he has managed to alienate half the fire. If he loses, it was expected. What's the solution?.......A Mazer match obviously. Being that Stick and JB are busy, Swampy and Douchebeer have volunteered to shoot the match as proxies. 10 paces with air soft guns...both contestants wearing a diaper and bonnet. Pacifier adds 5 style points but does not effect outcome. First one hit in the right titty is the loser. (Douchebeer should have the advantage as Jeff O told me Swampy has big nipples.) JM, you are one funny SOB.
"I Birn Quhil I Se" MacLeod of Lewis
I Burn While I See
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I think the only way to resolve this is 900 yards up hill,target will be a golf ball or Egg.I was first thinking 600-700 yards but that's just too damn easy. My teenager hit a rock the size of a basketball 2 out of 3 times at 1000 yards first time out, so I think a golf ball or egg at 900 yards is a fair challenge for a hard working Alaskan and a Internet precision marksman with a unknown overpriced custom rifle with a custom chamber... And not to mention secret Barney five ammo.
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1 and done
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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Have them split the bottle of Crown between them prior.... That'd level the field. The results of any shoot off wouldn't change what I think about either man. It's beyond stupid at this point.
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Have them split the bottle of Crown between them prior.... That'd level the field. UH, I believe that would be advantage Stick!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
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"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Perhaps some generous Washington State Campfire member would offer to host this "contest" that way there is no homefield advantage. My first post in this train wreck: I'll host. I am a member of 500+ yard range with covered concrete benches if that's what they want to do. I am self-employed and can take time off to pick the boys up at the airport and chauffeur them around. Naturally it'll never happen, but not because it was logistically impossible. I would host but they would have to shoot fifty yards ten times with the same bullet.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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I'll host the shoot.....Everybody who posted on here is welcome to come. Mid to late April would work. Before black bear hunting starts. I have a range out west of town where we could shoot to 1500 meters. Steel targets.
The wind up here on the highline will put a real interesting spin on things...
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Yeah, but do you have eggs?
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
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