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IT DOES NOT GET BETTER!!! It will plumb the depths. Your ribs will crack and your family will contemplate a transfer to the Rubber Room
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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OK..in case I havent posted this on this thread...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I really like the 5 gallon pail sized applicator, like a big under arm deoderant stick made out of ass ointment paste lol!! Pull that huge cap off and just sit right down on that thing and scrub your ass around like a dog doing the carpet grind manuver. It needs to be made into a cartoon at the very least.
Something clever here.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Bump for the newbies to read! Far better than the political BS lately. flyboyflem this is for you at special request by EvilTwin!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Imagine my shock to learn that Woody had yet to do the required reading course
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Hey, by the way, when did ingwe get that picture of Jim?
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I was sure I told him about it! I just texted him to get started and not to be drinking anything while doing so
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Sage advice BTW.... Right there Treadhead There's yer tattoo
Last edited by EvilTwin; 07/26/11.
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Be the type of woman that when you wake up each morning and put your feet on the floor the Devil says - "Oh Crap, She's Up!"
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Was this directed at little ol me?
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A most classic thread and a must read....
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Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Heck no, My motto wasn't "Death Before Dismount" like a Tanker. I was Mechanized Infantry.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I'm still readin .. Keith said don't be drinkin anything,excellent advice !!!!!!
You better be afraid of a ghost!!
"Woody you were baptized in prop wash"..crossfireoops
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several years ago, I was underage and buying beer when asked for my ID i said i can't carry a wallet right now do to baboon ass, i had my cash in wedged in the pocket clip of my knife so that i looked legit, the clerk said nobody would make that up and sold me the beer.
�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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Keep the horse linamet handy, yer ribs are gonna hurt like Hell!!
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Oh my... savages... LMAO!!
Something clever here.
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I was wondering when this was going to be resurrected. I still get uncontrollable giggles when ever it raises it's ugly head not that I would ever contribute to such madness. About a month ago the wife wrapped up both a Men's and a Ladies Baboon Ass Powder presented it to a worthy Member of our Ham Radio Club as a gag gift at our monthly brunch at Seven Cedars Casino. The recipient was a very prime and proper WWII Bomber Pilot and Ex Prisoner of War.
de 73's Archie - W7ACT
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It's rewarding to see good humor placed so well Archie. He sounds like a man that deserves a grin. And it makes me smile to know that you and your wife were able to deliver the catalyst for that grin. Sincerely.
Something clever here.
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I wouldn't want fer FlyboyFlem to haveta search to hard for this!! The undead thread hangs on to unlife!!!
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