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Gold Bond is your ticket. When I played professional softball every guy on every team had some in his bat bag. Playing most every weekend from May until mid September it was a must. Especially if you get in the losers bracket on a Saturday and have to play 5-6 games in 90+ temps plus I was a third baseman and had to wear a cup/athletic supporter. I never had a problem as long as I had Gold Bond. I still use it now especially in the summer.
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.
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+2 on boxer breifs, the stretch and hug but the don't strangle, and yes buy a size bigger Good advice. Also consider using some quality talcum powder to derail the garbage ball syndrome. Using too much will cause dough balls which are very uncomfortable. You have been warned. "dough balls" lol!! You guys are sick!  Not me so much, just you guys. 
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ND said this needed to be bumped up for the new guys to read
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It is deer season, some could benefit from the collective knowledge of the campfire on this delicate topic.
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It is deer season, some could benefit from the collective knowledge of the campfire on this delicate topic. yep, time to head off to the great woods.. spend a week drinkin with smelly old men.. No one baths or wastes water for any such folly. Tromp out into the frosty morning and sit in a frozen tree until a dink wanders by. Blast it's brains out and then drag the 500 pound monster back to camp after the day has warmed up to 80 degrees! Yep perfect baboon azz time!
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Y'all are killin' me! How the hell did I miss this thread the first time around. JOG: You AIN'T right! Just ain't right... Would love to hoist a brew with you, and most others on here too.
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Know that it is not the knowing, nor the talking, nor the reading man, but the doing man, that at last will be found the happiest man. - Thomas Brooks (1608-1680)
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Do I need to post this?? ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/109417.jpg) Has this been done before?? Or how about the PM ND sent me on Valentines Day??? ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/baboon_presenting_ass2-1.jpg)
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I have no experience with baboon ass, or goat balls, gold bond or any of this other chitt. Leaving all this to the experienced experts.
Ingwe....what web sites have you been...er, no, don't tell me. Don't want to know, but suggest you not go back. Is that 'boon staring at your Poobah turban?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I have noticed that they now have "Anti-Monkey Butt" brand powder. They also have "Lady Anti-Monkey Butt" powder in a pink bottle. Oddly, I first saw it in an Ace Hardware... Maybe whoever shoots the smallest pig in March should win the pink bottle?
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Which is exactly why plumbers butt is so important as a method of dealing with monkey butt.
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Something clever here.
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Use desitin diaper rash cream where it's going to hurt before it does, and canned spinach. PS take the spinach by MOUTH, before you need it also.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Use desitin diaper rash cream where it's going to hurt before it does, and canned spinach. PS take the spinach by MOUTH, before you need it also. You OBVIOUSLY have not read this entire thread 
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no, sorry. You are right again, but I know what works for me. I'll pass on reading 60 pages on a case of monkey ass.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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no, sorry. You are right again, but I know what works for me. I'll pass on reading 60 pages on a case of monkey ass. Then it's your loss as there's some pretty sage information in this thread guaranteed to make cry laughing so hard. It's classic as we have some pretty sick individuals around here that frequent this place
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Quit talkin about Dave and ingwe like that Archie. 
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Pot......is that you...?
signed; Kettle
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no, sorry. You are right again, but I know what works for me. I'll pass on reading 60 pages on a case of monkey ass. you should stop reading IMMEDIATELY, there is NO cure for uptightassholeness, the rest of the world will laugh at your expense. The snickering you hear in the background is completely normal for your condition. Trust me......I doubt I am a doctor.... 
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Pot......is that you...?
signed; Kettle Whatever do you mean, I Angelic compared the you buddy. Ask anyone here.
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