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Now that's what I'm talking about! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Joel,
Thanks for taking pictures, its great to see this thing progress.

Where's the "Cage" gonna be???? Ya gotta havva Cage!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Knowing what I do now...You always do the smartest thing!!!

Just wanted to be sure you are prepared when it comes time for the decorating. Happy to be of assistance. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/help.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />



TURN YOUR PAD INTO A...
LOVE SHACK!


By NIGEL FLEMING

WANNA take a babe to a romantic spot? Forget about costly restaurants and clubs and dangerous out-of- the-way spots.

Here's how to turn your own crib into a dynamite love shack.

"Forget about romantic strolls on a deserted beach," notes love therapist Nolan B. Schmitz in his startling new book, Cool Dudes, Hot Houses. "You could get mugged or step on a broken bottle. And don't bother with sexy ski resorts. You could break your leg skiing or freeze your butt off.

"If you want a truly romantic place to woo that cute little love honey you've been ogling for months, invite her to your pad, but not until you transform it into the most romantic place on earth."

Here are just some of Schmitz's suggestions.

Plant shrubs all around your house, and cut them to look like hearts. This will show that you are romantic and perhaps a little less masculine than Richard Simmons, but who cares? And if you really want to go nuts, trim one of the bushes to look like Cupid.

Paint your house a dreamy color. I suggest hot pink or red with yellow polka dots. This makes a statement about you. It screams, "I love color. I love women. I love you!" It might make another statement to the skinheads across the street, but that's their problem.

Make sure you have a fireplace in the master bedroom and in the family room, or whatever other room you reserve for intimate moments. (Avoid the bathroom to avoid methane gas explosions.) A warm crackling fire helps to remove inhibitions, as well as combat boots, a chastity belt, a muumuu or whatever else your foxy date is wearing.

Fill your bedroom with lots of sand. It worked for Brian Wilson in the s'60s and it can work for you. This way, you can lie on the "beach" without getting sunburned or seagulls-bombed. Make sure to include a beach umbrella, some folding chairs and a portable radio and you'll be playing Beach Blanket Bingo before your little Annette can moan, "Oh, Frankie . . . you're soooo romantic!"

Replace all your light-bulbs with candles. The soothing, flickering lights will definitely set the mood. They will also burn down your love shack if you're not careful, so don't be a moron and set the candles on the edges of tables or on top of a pile of old newspapers.

Pop in a romantic CD to set the mood for love. Some folks enjoy the sounds of nature, such as thunder, wind, waves or singing birds. Others get turned on by Usher or Alicia Keys. If the woman of your dreams is a little older, play some Frank Sinatra or Johnny Mathis. And if your babe has an AARP tattoo on her forearm, you might try Rudy Vallee.

What? You must be kidding....

Ned emailed me the same thing....<grin>

The lure is in the water.

You from California <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Nearly as bad. Los Anchorage.
M

Does McMillan make Mcswirly vinyl siding??<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Very cool..

Mike

LOL!

How come nobody is ever working in the pics???? A bunch of drunken hunters, pole dancing in Alaska and grizzly bear rugs just doesn't quite seem right. That's it, I am wearing my cast iron chastity belt around you guys <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Flinch

LMAO! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Flinch, I'm 2000miles away and Bonzi is without supervision....that's why no one's ever working! Haven't seen any new pics lately, either..have we?!

I WAS going to say something nice obout your new flat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />....but then you had to turn around act like a goober, yet again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />!

It looks like you will have a nice view....you guys are lucky. When I look out the window...all I get is a view into the kitchen of the chubby lady that likes to walk around naked in the flat next to me, ugh! Trade ya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />!

HoundGirl

It ain't luck...<grin>

Got any pics of the fat lady?

Well, since we know it ain't good looks or charm....it must be hard work, eh <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />?!

Pics of the chubby lady? I tried to get Ned to take some...so I could show this buddy of mine ( is that illegal <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> )....but he claims it makes him upset to his stomach to look at it....and I am too cowardess to do it myself. I do have her #, if you are interested <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />....she isn't bad look'in. Well, Ned said she looks like a wart hog....but he is mean and nit picky....especially with women that talk too much, lol?! She is constantly NEEDING him to work on her bike....and all she EVER talks about is her Weight Watchers Program (no, I am not kidding). She doesn't care much for me...especially since I told her about my new guns and upcoming hunt <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />...but she sure does fancy my Nedly!

HoundGirl

I probably couldn't smuggle her into Paradise past Bonzi anyway....

David, sounds like she mite be able to keep ALLLL the Bros. WARM........... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

LOL!