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Originally Posted by ironbender
A herd of sheep is called a flock. smile


So is a herd of people at church called a flock. laugh


The major difference between belief and fact is those who believe something have come to a conclusion no facts will contradict. Well informed people are open to new facts that oppose their beliefs. That also defines an open and closed mind.

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Originally Posted by 243WSSM
Originally Posted by ironbender
A herd of sheep is called a flock. smile


So is a herd of people at church called a flock. laugh


Depends. Alternately, they can be called a mob. Often, an angry one.

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Or a congregation. grin

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A group of right wing nuts is called a teaparty. laugh


The major difference between belief and fact is those who believe something have come to a conclusion no facts will contradict. Well informed people are open to new facts that oppose their beliefs. That also defines an open and closed mind.
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Originally Posted by kamo_gari
Originally Posted by JBGQUICK
At cheese tastings, tasters freshen their palate with gingerbread


As do sushi eaters (the palate cleansing). That shaved pink stuff is ....


Aww, man. Now I wanna eat a taco.

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Rivers and People are made crooked by taking the path of least resistance.


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Citing Wikipedia confirms you're not only a bs'er, but lazy, to boot.


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The USMC is older than the USA

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Originally Posted by 243WSSM
A group of right wing nuts is called a teaparty. laugh


A group of left wingers is called a gulag.

Q: What do you call a peasant with two plows and one horse?
A: A Kulak with more plows than he needs.

Q: What do you call a peasant with two horses and one plow?
A: A Kulak with more horses than he needs.

Q: What do you call a peasant with no horses and no plows?
A: Comrade.


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laugh


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If you have one boy, you have one boy,
If you have two boys, you get half a boy.
If there is three boys you get no boys at all.


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You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
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Originally Posted by northern_dave
The duckbilled platypuss has a poisonous spur on the hind legs.

But I guess everybody knows that.



Only the males.

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p.s. striped or not, fitted sheets are best folded by crumpling into a ball and walking away.


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Originally Posted by ravenr
The USMC is older than the USA


And the militias are older than any branch of the US military.


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Originally Posted by kamo_gari
Originally Posted by JBGQUICK
At cheese tastings, tasters freshen their palate with gingerbread


As do sushi eaters (the palate cleansing). That shaved pink stuff is ....


Aww, man. Now I wanna eat a taco.


Oh, my. That wasn't intentional. I somehow feel dirty now. And so...used. I'm a used dirty birdy. frown

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In fairness, I'll be submitting a statement to the folks here conducting the random CTG checks. You pass. A validation stamp will be issued to you. Attach on back of man card.

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