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A herd of sheep is called a flock. So is a herd of people at church called a flock.
The major difference between belief and fact is those who believe something have come to a conclusion no facts will contradict. Well informed people are open to new facts that oppose their beliefs. That also defines an open and closed mind.
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A herd of sheep is called a flock. So is a herd of people at church called a flock. Depends. Alternately, they can be called a mob. Often, an angry one.
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Or a congregation. Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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A group of right wing nuts is called a teaparty.
The major difference between belief and fact is those who believe something have come to a conclusion no facts will contradict. Well informed people are open to new facts that oppose their beliefs. That also defines an open and closed mind.
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At cheese tastings, tasters freshen their palate with gingerbread As do sushi eaters (the palate cleansing). That shaved pink stuff is .... Aww, man. Now I wanna eat a taco.
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.....You always find it the last place you look.
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--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Rivers and People are made crooked by taking the path of least resistance.
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Citing Wikipedia confirms you're not only a bs'er, but lazy, to boot.
Murphy was an optimist.
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The USMC is older than the USA
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A group of right wing nuts is called a teaparty. A group of left wingers is called a gulag. Q: What do you call a peasant with two plows and one horse? A: A Kulak with more plows than he needs. Q: What do you call a peasant with two horses and one plow? A: A Kulak with more horses than he needs. Q: What do you call a peasant with no horses and no plows? A: Comrade.
A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
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Jed York does not own the 49ers; Russell Wilson does.
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Dad's quote as to giving teenagers a chore to do, If you have one boy, you have one boy, If you have two boys, you get half a boy. If there is three boys you get no boys at all.
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them. You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend." Isak Dinesen
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The duckbilled platypuss has a poisonous spur on the hind legs.
But I guess everybody knows that.
Only the males.
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Striped sheets. It's the only answer to getting a fitted sheet on properly without cussing.
p.s. striped or not, fitted sheets are best folded by crumpling into a ball and walking away.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
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BE STRONG IN THE LORD, AND IN HIS MIGHTY POWER. ~ Ephesians 6:10
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
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The USMC is older than the USA And the militias are older than any branch of the US military.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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At cheese tastings, tasters freshen their palate with gingerbread As do sushi eaters (the palate cleansing). That shaved pink stuff is .... Aww, man. Now I wanna eat a taco. Oh, my. That wasn't intentional. I somehow feel dirty now. And so...used. I'm a used dirty birdy.
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In fairness, I'll be submitting a statement to the folks here conducting the random CTG checks. You pass. A validation stamp will be issued to you. Attach on back of man card.
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