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or are things not funny anymore? Those ears of obummers have to make for some good ones......
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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The Obama jokes are in the White House.
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He, Hussein, is the joke. And not a very funny one, either.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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well Clinton's anticts were laughable, where this clown ain't funny and he doesn't want his feelings hurt https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbth.../1/Obama_makes_free_speech_a_felo#UNREAD
�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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" � where are the Obama JOKES?"
In the White House.
"Good enough" isn't.
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The JOKE is still in the White House
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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There ain't nothing funny about him, he is just plain criminal & scary dangerous.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
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I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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or are things not funny anymore? Those ears of obummers have to make for some good ones...... nothing to joke about. Klinton was looking for a good time. Obama is Hell Bent for Destruction.
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Obummer is not a bit funny in any way, no joking about the disaster he has brought down on our country.
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Clinton was looking for a Blow Job, trying to get a change from the Blow Hard he was Married to.
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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When he was running it was change
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You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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" � where are the Obama JOKES?"
In the White House. Very true and they all need to go!
Randy
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There are funny jokes. There are dirty jokes and there are even obscene jokes but Obama is a joke that goes beyond obscene. Ther isn't a word I can think of that would say just what kind of a joke he is. I consider him a turd that should dbe flushed. The sooner the better.
Paul B.
Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
MOLON LABE
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or are things not funny anymore? Those ears of obummers have to make for some good ones...... Jay Lenno had this one:
Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor...Jimmy Fallon had this one: A woman in Illinois is auctioning off a 2005 Chrysler that once belonged to President Obama. You could tell it was Obama's car because it gets off to a fast start and then stalls for the next three years.John
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Leno also had:
Obama filed his income taxes today. He made less money in 2011 than in 2010.
EVEN OBAMA IS DOING WORSE UNDER OBAMA!!!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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I find more humor in reading the obituaries than what the media puts out about Obama.
Those that laugh with him are my mortal enemies.
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The media is hyping this so big maybe if the clown gets beat in Novembber they'll hire the prick as the Nightly News Jester.
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It would be racist to make jokes about the light-weight.
Broncos are officially the worst team in the nation this year.
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Here are some Obama Jokes
What does a Michelle and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why does Obama have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why doesn't Michelle wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
Why are all all of Obama cousins fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail
Whats the difference between Obama cousins and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
What does a Black and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem and the White House?
Fathers Day!
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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