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I'm moving on. I thought this was a thread about Michelle Obama!
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I'm moving on. I thought this was a thread about Michelle Obama! read it from the beginning and you will laugh til your stomach hurts 
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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How the hell did I miss this thread before? Anti-monkey butt powder is one of the greatest inventions ever created by mankind. About a month ago, I had some spicy thai food, and when the waitress asked how spicy I wanted it, I said "really spicy". WRONG DAMN MOVE! I thought I was going to die getting it down, and the next day I thought I was going to die with it coming out the other end. I was in tears it hurt so bad. Once the evacuation was complete, I took an ice cold shower, and then applied so much monkey butt powder it looked like I had a year's supply of Columbia's largest export bursting from my boxers. Kept that up for a few days, and was good as new.
Shoulda known better than to ask for really spicy food from a thai place, but sometimes you just have to pee on the electric fence and see what happens.
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In the words of the smartest guy on TV?
Eric Cartman.....
"How come everything has to do with something going INTO
or coming OUT of...
my Azz!?"
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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Funny. Down the local hardware store, they sell canned peanuts at the registers. They are famous for it. I went in this week, and they had big stacks of anti monkey butt and "baby" anti monkey butt powder at the registers. Interesting how much monkey butt there must be going around. I never realized how many people are going through life with sore azzes at any given time. I figure by now with what I eat, my butt has probably got to resemble a jet engine. Vietnamese food last night. No problem. Now Cambodian Nam Ya soup! It's so spicy, it stains the bowl red. I swear you could de worm your dog with a teaspoon of that stuff. Do it outside though!
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read it from the beginning and you will laugh til your stomach hurts I'm on page 21 and have been cryin here! I gots to get outside and do sumptin productive! 
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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the P-51 Oh My!
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Dammit! I read the whole dang thing! All 69 pages! ROR! NOW I must go do something productive!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Took me two days, but I read the whole thing. TFF Something new for the chafing http://www.goldbond.com/friction-defense.html
We fight not for glory,nor for wealth,nor honor but only and alone we fight for freedom which no good man surrenders but with his life.
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"friction defense" Awesome!
Something clever here.
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Now I just need to find the shaver/orange juice concentrate thread and I should be almost up to speed about what goes on around here. Anybody have a link?
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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isn't this much better than the political drivel?
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isn't this much better than the political drivel? I dont even click on those links. Hell, I don't even watch the news or read the paper anymore...
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Well, whatever you do, do NOT mix up the denture adhesive powder with the Anti-Monkey Butt powder..................... You'll get locked up tighter than a tick.....
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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going commando is a good deterrent.
My idea of being organic is taking a dump in the woods.
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this is a bump...i'm in tears here!!!!!!!!
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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After recentely recovering from a very painful and humiliating brush with B/A, I thought I'd share what I learned. We hunt blacktail deer here in Northern California in the sweltering heat. Add in near vertical mountains and perspiration that rivals a Bill Clinton testimonial and you have a perfect recipe for the dreaded Baboon Ass. I contracted a severe case a few weeks back that included a rash under my sac-rilliac to boot. I was a hurtin unit. When I got home I tore through the medicine chest lookin for a tube of Neosporin antibiotical creme, thinking that might cool the flames. NONE TO BE FOUND! Wifey asks me what the hell I'm tearing through the bathroom lookin for and after a very personal and thoroughly disgusting examination, diagnosed my ailment and suggested treatment based on supply. Town is a half hour away, she looked at the available remedies and with a smirk on her face recommended this..... ![[Linked Image]](http://dgc.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pDGC1-12183875v380.jpg)  I'll be damned, that stuff was incredible. Overnight I was ready to hit the hills again, no rash, no burn, no yeasty funk.....amazing! I do however seem to have an insatiable appetite for wine spritzers and Oprah reruns...
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After recentely recovering from a very painful and humiliating brush with B/A, I thought I'd share what I learned. We hunt blacktail deer here in Northern California in the sweltering heat. Add in near vertical mountains and perspiration that rivals a Bill Clinton testimonial and you have a perfect recipe for the dreaded Baboon Ass. I contracted a severe case a few weeks back that included a rash under my sac-rilliac to boot. I was a hurtin unit. When I got home I tore through the medicine chest lookin for a tube of Neosporin antibiotical creme, thinking that might cool the flames. NONE TO BE FOUND! Wifey asks me what the hell I'm tearing through the bathroom lookin for and after a very personal and thoroughly disgusting examination, diagnosed my ailment and suggested treatment based on supply. Town is a half hour away, she looked at the available remedies and with a smirk on her face recommended this..... I'll be damned, that stuff was incredible. Overnight I was ready to hit the hills again, no rash, no burn, no yeasty funk.....amazing! I do however seem to have an insatiable appetite for wine spritzers and Oprah reruns... Quoting this quickly before you retract the confession. lol!! Awesome!!
Something clever here.
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