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I have to take an all day Aleve before I get my hand to do that
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Do flecks of spittle fly off of that mess on the front of your head (that some might call a face) when you're all hot under the collar, and having a hot flash, Whigger ?
GTC Dude if I lived out on a ranch right!? As you do!? With a short time to live out my days! Your like what in your 60's or better!? Why not find a shade tree and enjoy the view and the last days the MAN has given you on this ole earth!? O thats right you would rather be-little someone else on the internet because your life is so [bleep] up and almost over!!! See I know old [bleep] of your sort!!! pissed at the world mad that their life did not turn out as planned! This is your sick way of revenge! SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
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"Hey hold my beer while I shoot this buck"
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Something clever here.
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admittedly I never tried until I saw the picture.
I can still do that Star Trek thing Spock does.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Cross your a funny mother [bleep]!!! Two words: conjugation and spelling. I believe he takes direction in "grammer" from Wild Bill and Logcutter, either that or he's an idiot. A rose by any other name...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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I know "nanoo-nanoo" and the Mork handshake, good enuff?
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Is that roll of toilet paper in the upper-right for crapping off the deck?
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost
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As long as you can form "the shocker".....
�Out of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.�
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I know about the shocker, got a couple younger guys workin for me. That's also how I heard that the real high quality stripper poles have roller bearings, the damn pole spins! Genius!
Something clever here.
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Allison has chicken-legs.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Is that roll of toilet paper in the upper-right for crapping off the deck? It is outdoor surround sound jack arse!!!
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s that roll of toilet paper in the upper-right for crapping off the deck? I figured they was wiping the bird that lives in the birdhouse on the mantle. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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I got hooked on phonics Guess my IP now fistphuckology!
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" See I know old [bleep] of your sort!!! pissed at the world mad that their life did not turn out as planned!"
Does that sound like a guy anyone ought to F' with?
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of . Confucius
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" See I know old [bleep] of your sort!!! pissed at the world mad that their life did not turn out as planned!"
Does that sound like a guy anyone ought to F' with?
Sounds like a guy that should suck a bullet out the end of his pistola!!!
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" See I know old [bleep] of your sort!!! pissed at the world mad that their life did not turn out as planned!"
Does that sound like a guy anyone ought to F' with?
Sounds like a guy that should suck a bullet out the end of his pistola!!! U skip ur meds today?
I got hooked on phonics Guess my IP now fistphuckology!
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That line of shot glasses above your head is from trying to get the taste out of your mouth, right? (Old joke but it seems to fit.)
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That line of shot glasses above your head is from trying to get the taste out of your mouth, right? (Old joke but it seems to fit.) That is for candles dumb arse!!!
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Easy buddy. You're bringing it on yourself.
Yeah Cross is an ornery 'ol [bleep] but he's a decent kind of ornery once you get past the onslaught. You need to learn to ignore people riding your azz for more than a day and stick to the hunting posts for awhile.
In the grand scheme of things, what someone says on an internet forum will not make a damn bit of difference in your life. Let it go.
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He's gotta hold onto the mantle 'cause his chicken legs won't hold him up without some help.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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