This is FUNNY !

What a sweet and endearing missive to get in one's very own little mailbox,.....thought I'd share

I've got to dash out to the hardware store, and get some sandbags and razor wire,.....back later.

GTC

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You keep posting that picture and I will come to Texas you son of a bitch and you wont have to worry bout growing any older you [bleep] old [bleep] you!!! you keep on you really do not have a clue who your [bleep] with WATCH YOUR BACK IM GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE!!! I am tired of your computer shiit talking!!!


I'm wondering if he /she / it bites,......might oughta' get Gracie's rabies booster renewed.

GTC

And the funny thing is I will come see you!!! You old basstard!!!

Nothing says 'gangsta' like those fuzzy suede slippers from Cabelas - I have a pair just like them.

Damn I'll bet Cross is fuggin shaking {eye roll}

OH, GOD......

Wild Bill

Yeah, that'd be "funny" alright.

GTC

I know what cross is thinking.

careful what you wish for kid.

Sure will be!!! And I have it in the works as we speak,,,

Good morning entertainment!

No the really funny thing is that there is only one S in the word bastard. Kind of takes the sizzle out of schit talking when you can't even spell the words you are using.

You better check with Raisuli, I think he has other plans for me, so Io may be away / incarcerated in California when you arrive.

GTC

You know you're a real hardcore mutha f-er when you've got slippers and pink floral seat cushions.

Alice,

I was about to give you a chance based on your hunting pics etc that you might actually mature a bit. You are nothing but a punk ass little bitch though.

Your threats amount to a pile of mouse schit. You forget some of us actually know each other and get together frequently.

If you actually follow through I want to know...cause I am gonna be there for a front row seat to watch you get your ass kicked

BTW behavior such as yours has come and gone several times here. Grow some skin or take your football and go home.

Texas doesn't have very many airports. Especially near cross' place. You're gonna have to drive.

+1

Well said Keith.

Dang it, I was gonna post that first. Chitt...never had much use for fast draw anyway.

Might I suggest you integrate p-p-phugasse in your perimeter ?? Phugasse is [bleep]' phun!

Dan the noble Lauriate.

PS: ALICE, this is no country for Li'l girls......

I tell ya' what, between preliminaries on the upcoming Campfire Winter Rondy, preparing to be "renditioned" to Cal. by the Poobette (aka Raisuli), and now cowering in mortal terror under my desk, ......my old dance card's just about full. i have to go change my depends, I peed myself a bit when I opened that PM.

GTC

How do you wink at a Whigger?

Look I backed off of him he wants to go around the forum talking shiit I have a right to tell him to [bleep] off...And I can say this also I have the money to board a plane TODAY!!! And any other day!!!

Cross should sell tickets, then he could buy Gracie some dog food so she wouldn't have to eat interlopers!

Your an idiot!!!

Really????

Who would have guessed that an adult (kinda) would have enough money to simply get on a plane TODAY!!!

You must be rolling in "it".....

George

Careful what you wish on him!!!

Why you fighting with everyone? You remind me of Ricky Bobby when he thinks he's on fire...

Alice you slly twat, stop it. Just stop it. Go back to your Doc and have him reinstall one of your 'nads.

His government check must have come early.

Dink

Alice,

You may as well pack your schit and find another innanet forum. you have burnt your bridges here. Other than the trolls nobody would have you at their camp fire.

I'd cool my jets just a little bit, punk.

This is FUNNY, at this point.

You'd be better served to keep it in THAT mode, and not let your mouth overload your azz.

GTC

I am an idiot?...
You're the stupid son of a bitch that wants to fly to Texas to kick a guys azz who lives in Arizona.
Keep going Kid Rockless you got me laughing already this morning.

Gents a question, does this worthy have some sort of neurological affliction? I've never seen fingers with such a grotesque contortion. As to the attire, need is ask if he knows who Beau Brummel was or should I just surmise it came from the clearance rack at K-Mart? (love the classy slippers, but I'm betting the only Single Malt within a 100nm radius is a Colt45 Malt...)

Alice, I'm guessin' you never fed a gator before, right? Suggestion: If your reflexes are as slow as your wit, don't. It won't end well.

But OTOH you could star on a 4 second epic fail vid on You Tube.

I think bath salts make your hands go all whampus like that, Se�or.

I wonder if he'll travel over here dressed like that......"Los Vatos" along the way will be amused.

GTC

I am the one laughing!!! Cross your a funny mother [bleep]!!!

What does that hand signal mean? Is it like "FU"?

Do flecks of spittle fly off of that mess on the front of your head (that some might call a face) when you're all hot under the collar, and having a hot flash, Whigger ?

GTC

Two words:

conjugation

and

spelling.

Never having met Greg, I think he is one of those ole bastard's(meant as a compliment!) that just don't give a [bleep]! I don't think your Prius with Tennessee plates would even make it up the driveway without being full of holes! That being said I think Greg would be one of those guys that would be fun as hell to hang out with!

No idea,....that sorta' chit is NOT my area.

Ya'll have a great morning, I gotta' dash.

GTC

I have to take an all day Aleve before I get my hand to do that

Dude if I lived out on a ranch right!? As you do!? With a short time to live out my days! Your like what in your 60's or better!? Why not find a shade tree and enjoy the view and the last days the MAN has given you on this ole earth!? O thats right you would rather be-little someone else on the internet because your life is so [bleep] up and almost over!!! See I know old [bleep] of your sort!!! pissed at the world mad that their life did not turn out as planned! This is your sick way of revenge! SEE YOU IN HELL!!!

But why WOULD you?

admittedly I never tried until I saw the picture.

I can still do that Star Trek thing Spock does.

I believe he takes direction in "grammer" from Wild Bill and Logcutter, either that or he's an idiot. A rose by any other name...

I know "nanoo-nanoo" and the Mork handshake, good enuff?

Is that roll of toilet paper in the upper-right for crapping off the deck?

As long as you can form "the shocker".....

I know about the shocker, got a couple younger guys workin for me.

That's also how I heard that the real high quality stripper poles have roller bearings, the damn pole spins! Genius!

Allison has chicken-legs.

It is outdoor surround sound jack arse!!!

I figured they was wiping the bird that lives in the birdhouse on the mantle. miles

Give it a rest punk

" See I know old [bleep] of your sort!!! pissed at the world mad that their life did not turn out as planned!"

Does that sound like a guy anyone ought to F' with?

Sounds like a guy that should suck a bullet out the end of his pistola!!!

U skip ur meds today?

That line of shot glasses above your head is from trying to get the taste out of your mouth, right? (Old joke but it seems to fit.)

That is for candles dumb arse!!!

Easy buddy. You're bringing it on yourself.


Yeah Cross is an ornery 'ol [bleep] but he's a decent kind of ornery once you get past the onslaught. You need to learn to ignore people riding your azz for more than a day and stick to the hunting posts for awhile.


In the grand scheme of things, what someone says on an internet forum will not make a damn bit of difference in your life. Let it go.

He's gotta hold onto the mantle 'cause his chicken legs won't hold him up without some help.

Hey Alice,

Was it your mommy or your daddy that took the took the picture of you on their porch?

It sure as schit ain't your house. Anybody that brags about having enough money to buy an airplane ticket is po white trash.

Do you still live at home? No job? Nothing to do but play on the internet all day?

From here it sounds like the punk from Tennessee has the [bleep] up useless life

Thanks man,,, Yea I jumped in his arse awhile back but backed off.And I will be the bigger person here and bow out once more...I have better things to do and big bucks to kill and a freezer to fill up!!! rrroae your one of the better guys on this forum for sure! Thanks!

'Nads: Don't leave home without 'em.

It's cool man. Trust me, I have what some might consider a 'temper'. It happens.



Just learned I don't always need to get in the last word and I could really give a schitt what some of the fellas think or say.


Good luck hunting and don't go letting anyone disrespect ya.*grin*

[bleep] I am rolling here, I was wondering why he was flying to Texas.

Allison after you fly to Texas to kick Cross's ass, you should stay a while and visit the Grand Canyon, I hear the views are amazing.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE BADASS WHEN

YOU CAN AFFORD COACH TICKETS ON FRIDAY

It was Jus yesteday that sevral members were on here kissin his ass wantin to see sum video he say he had. Rroa and David_Walter were druling over Alice and his buddie. Keep kissin up guys, he ain't gonna change.

I'd given you a lot of benefit of doubt, younger in age etc.... all you are is simply a looser. Damn shame but some folks turn out that way.

And yeah.... I was scrolling through posts about to post the same.. when you can't even figure out where a poster lives, when its under his avatar... I mean...must be a democrat.

You're always free to change the topic by posting your own hunting threads.

Po white trash don't drive trucks like this and have toys as I do!!! GFY!!!

Nope, but all the poor mescans around here drive almost the exact same thing...

Just needs ALLISON on the back glass in white letters...

However, most decent folks don't have a need to boast about what material things they claim to have. No need for it. The my dick is bigger than your dick show has been going on for a while. It doesn't reflect well on the user.


Clyde

However some folks on here can pass judgement on other folks and its OK... GFY!!!

I am still trying to figure out how Texas worked its way into the destination.

Dude, nice SD...you got a nice grill guard on it?

If you want to act like a jackass that is fine, but don't expect good folks to not pin that on you.

So ...

I was right!

It is your parent's house. You don't have a job. You live with mommy and daddy.

You still didn't answer the question. Was it mommy or daddy that took the picture?

One more ...

Was the big bad truck and the two up four wheeler hand me downs?

fish head got jedi smarts.

Never been a big fan of the push bars no need around here for them as far as I am...They do look good on some trucks...The black down the sides is Line-X with Kevlar...

If you only knew... Some of you [bleep] amaze me!

What you cannot see in this photo is the silver spoon shoved up his ass. I mean nobody really stands like that... kinda feel bad, it looks painful.

Post some more shots, that is a bad truck (seriously).

Actually that's the exact kind of truck white trash drives, as soon as they get a little money in their pocket.

Hey Cross, since this dolt doesn't have a clue where you live, and after reading the threat in the OP, I think you can have him "rendered" to your lovely state. It would also save him that plane fare he is so proud of when they bring him in.

I know for a fact that there are some real deal life takers and heart breakers amongst us here. Allison, clearly, you ain't one of them. Take some not-so-friendly advice and snatch up your marbles and scram.

Jeezus....

I have been in the coatings business for 20 years, I wish I would have thought to sprinkle some kevlar dust in a 2k polyurea to make some kid think his truck is all mil-spec and chit..... lmao.

Brilliant marketing!

I'm pretty sure Ally can't even swat the flies off his azz.

Both you guys come to the next campfire born hunt here in TN and i will bring some moonshine to past around while we watch you guys go at it, plus the moonshine will help with all the cuts and bruises . Remember no biting , gouging, or kicking. lets keep it clean.

Post a photo of the State Licence Plate on the Truck

Are you serious that picture is really this Allison clown? I figured it was a joke all this time. And to think that the pics of Maser were bad, this one makes Maser almost appear normal.

Almost.

Um... no.

ick.

please nobody post maser pics...

The photo was taken after the Dudes Occupy Wall Street Rally

I think the TN pig hunt would be a good learning event for Allie

Oh, I bet Allison is a hoot in person.

He's just young and cocky,..and has terrible taste in music. lol

What I want to know is who is the person that posted the pic on the INTERNET. The very first person. Do you know that person Allisonxtb?

I mean I sure the hell wouldn't post that pic on the INTERNET.

I got it, a clown suit? Going to a birthday party as a clown?

If i was driving that truck i would defiantly be listening to Rap Music

BORN IN THE BASEMENT....AND NEVER BROUGHT UP. (Only thing missing is �webbing �between the fingers.)...goes with that gay a** dew rag on the head

If obomba had a truck.....

I think he and Maser must have the same tailor.

fixed it for ya

Gift that just keep givin'. C'mon down for a Cracker style pig hunt girl, bring your own gaff. Best be one with a folding barb. Lace up shoes recommended.

Those slipper/shoes are hilarious. I want a pair.

Leighton,

I don't think he gets it.

In the "old" West, which isn't so "old" out there, a "bad man" wasn't necessarily a criminal, he was a "bad man to mess with".

There are some mighty fine men and women who fit that definition, quite a few of them here on the 'Fire.

Cross is one of them.

The problem with Alice and a few others here is, they have NO idea who those folks are, or what characteristics make up such a person. Bravado, braggadocio, misrepresentation, "one-upmanship", none of these things are a part of the makeup of these folks.

To threaten to go somewhere and try to do harm to someone is the sign of an immature personality, one who has never reaped what they have sown. One who has no concept of real conflict.

Sad, really. for they miss out on a lot in life, for they are too busy shoving their way around, making noise instead of being quiet and listening and watching.

If Alice truly is determined to go to Cross' house, I will make the time to be there. I haven't seen an old fashioned ass-whipping in a while and it won't be Cross getting HIS ass whipped.

Ed

I figure if he does follow through, he could save some coin and make it a one way ticket.

Your a funny guy...

Not much special about an extended cab Ford 250. Dime a dozen here. And many are way "badder". Truck and a four wheeler, wow, he's rolling int the dough.



Clyde

Louis L'Amour had it right in his Western Novels, lots of men though they were tough and convinced themselves that they couldn't loose and will always come out on top and then they just couldn't believe they were bested on their way to the ground. You go around acting tough and sooner or later someone will call you own it.

You lifted a 2WD SD? Nice highway tires. Who drives you around on that ATV, mommy or daddy? We all know you'd snap those chicken legs if'n you drove it yourself.

Blsapheming Mother Texas is often manifested in the fragile psyche of an insecure tourettes sufferer.

Every time you reply such as this, you point up your immaturity and lack of willingness to learn.

Several folks here have attempted to give you a fair shake, to include you in the flow of the 'Fire, but you insist on acting like a hormonal 13 year old girl.

So be it, you will be received as you present yourself, not as you would like.

If someone here treats you with contempt, it is because you present yourself as contemptible.

Ed

Actually he's a very intelligent guy, worldly, experienced "sage" ....

And, a baaaad muhfugga too.






Step lightly.

Cross,I hope you do not hurt his feelers much more.
I read all of this and it made me feel better after hearing of my best friends death of cancer last Saturday night.

This guy/gal is not worth getting Gracie worked up over.Just point the cannon at the gate,when the little guy/gal shows up....Boom.

This really made my day.

OH..Alice I have you on ignore have had for a long time.
Go play in the traffic.

Now back to real life.

That's not fair to 13 year old girls.

One of my nieces, who is 13, is MUCH more grounded than this example of testosterone/estrogen imbalance.

Ed

Me and Allison? Seriously? Ha, ha. OK, I'm in. You best bring an amberlamps with you along with your shine, though.

Everyone tries to sell TN short also , but these Mountain Boys don't take a lot of chit. Sorry Kami wasn't talking about you.

i must say anyone that dresses like that has to be a class A douchebag!


ML

derogatory statements about Ed show your total lack of intellect.

we are sure this isn't maser just reinventing himself?

ML

could be ,

Sheeit. He's done nothing but since dragging in here. Ed's a man I respect. One of many here, actually. This kid's a poser and a punk, and most everyone knows it.

He's fairly young, but not young enough to not know that you don't stroll into someone else's house and start running his mouth. He'll learn some day, though. The HARD way.

They do!? Wish I'd a thought of that.

Here is Allison and his buddies out on the town

Close...

it just takes me to my fb, you need to try a link directly to his wall.

Ah, OK. My mistake. I've got an idea, though. Why don't *you* represent the 'fire and get a friendly match set up with you and Allison? I'd come for that. Set it up for first light. I'd tote along a bottle of boot polish, and paint Allison's face the night before. He wouldn't stand a farking chance...



Easy man, just playing on this one.

I'm to old to go looking for a fight, but won't run away if it is forced on me. If Allison wants a fight then he sure as hell has found one, but i won't go hunting for it, he will have to come to me.

You say that now, but if you laid eyes on that dark face coming at ya in the crisp TN morning air, I bet it'd be game ON, son!

I'll gladly stand first in line in the you've gotta get through me line....


If i were a betting man, id bet it wouldn't get past that.

Hypocrisy. You play it well.

You been drinking? Grin

You watching The Town? Not a bad flick, but the Townie stick up boys in these parts don't run in with full-autos. Mostly just plain Jane sawed-offs and pistols...

Too early?

You've got the anti-spall/blast mitigation coating on your mall-cop truck? Brilliant!!!
Please sign back in with your new handle.....

"DeerNinja"

I vote - take your football and go home.

Yeah, watched it the other day. Saw that at the end and took the picture for Travis, but it fits well here as well

what do you know about "PLAYING HOOKIE"

I got a sawbuck on the old man.

And Capris pants.

good bet

when you're young it really does seem a 20 something oughta be able to whip a 60 somethings azz for him.

but as you get a bit older, unless you learn it first hand earlier, you realize that some of those 60 somethings have done some very hard work in their lives. Whether dealing with stock, metal or whatever, they've seen ups and downs, good times and bad, probably been hurt badly a few times as well.


I've known many a fat bellied farmer that could turn you every way but loose if he got his calloused hands upon you.


doesn't seem fair, and maybe it's not, but just the way it is.

Who let catschit out of the litter box?



No dumbass you are down right stupid

And he still can't [bleep] spell "you're" correctly.

I've seen it first hand...someone take that bet.

I seen a car going down the freeway the a few days ago that had writing in paint (or what ever they use) on the back window, it said, " Your great Dave #32"

Notice the sock on the right leg. It's very white and there's no wrinkles.

That's because the pic has been photoshopped to hide the ankle bracelet. Alice got in trouble with the po po and is on house arrest.

He was posing for his homies on FB.

Look at me! Look at me! I be a wigger gansta!

seriously?

No.

It's good BS story though and probably close to the truth.

Dunno about any of the stuff Fishhead posted, but, 'Ol Alli most assuredly has chicken legs. Teeny weeny chicken legs.

I don't know why all you guys are focusing on his chicken legs, when the real problem is quite obvious. He is a [bleep] retard!

With chicken legs. Teeny Weeny chicken legs.

And he also has a taste in decor that seems to conflict with his gangsta rap lifestyle.....

The decor seems conservative, respectable. It speaks of decades of life experience and accomplishment.....

(it doesn't match the truck)



If the picture had a caption....

Would it be "Biches don't know about my mom's craft show bird house.." ?

With all the butt-kicking "chicken legs" received,can he sit down?

Don't you mean "perch"?

When his pizza delivery shift is over he's gonna be mad as an old wet hen about his new nickname:

CHICKENLEGS!!

I notice that you're equally blessed in the phonix department.

I don't care how anyone might spell, it's the message that's important.

Stupid [bleep] has to be logcutters son..

It is interesting though, to draw attention to the little sticks he thinks he's going to use to run away from Cross...screaming like a girl and pumping those...arms.

I'd like to read a writeup on the non-event from RobP. Would be hilarious.

Yep. Reminds me of that old saying, "Never was a horse that couldn't be rode and there never was a cowboy who couldn't be throwed."

L.W.

Are those his legs, or is he riding a chicken?????

Great post, Crossfire. I always wondered what an innanet gangsta looked like.

Every time I see that pic, I think, �ber- douche, must be raisuli's offspring

maybe his off spring is from that "boneless chiken ranch" far side comic? lol white a** legs an socks to match ...LOLOL

I'm laughing pretty hard...

"Is that his legs or is he riding a chicken..."

Do you fly first class or coach when you embark on an ass whuppin' expedition?

Coach on the way there.

Life Flight back home ... via the nearest hospital.

Umm...err...HAJ,reading your post for some reason the movie "Deliverance" popped into my head.

The correct term is "roost",dang city boy.

Education is just a plane ride away.

Maybe I can succeed in pizzing this azzfuk off too!

Let's try this again......

And again.......

Please work at it...I was hoping to see TWO bonafide psychotic meltdowns today...

But it's such a flattering picture......

STFU and go away you slimy little [bleep].

thats funny schit...I don't care who ya are!!

Nice!

There was soooo much potential for someone with PS skeels!

I'm insulted now. I posted this a couple weeks ago.

AND, Alice - if you want to fly into Albuquerque, I'll save you a little time, and money. I'll drive you to meet Cross - my compliments. (Be careful what you ask for, etc.etc.)
I need a reason to visit with him, anyway. After your wreck, will do.

Mark

Wow, 7 pages here of back and forth. Allison, I was one of the guys who never said anything until now about you.

You come across as an arrogant [bleep]. You drive a bitch truck, and play it up like you are a badass. Please do yourself a favor and stop.

Seriously, you "tried" to play along the lines of decency in some of your posts, but you immediately throw it out the window when you try calling other people out.

Listen, i am a younger person too... all of 28 years old... but the last time i saw someone who acted like you trying to follow through with your mouth, it ended badly. Like, amberlamps badly.... Look up "Epic beard man" on youtube....

Try and salvage what you can of your reputation. I know from experience that many of the guys here are first class. You though.... I am not so sure about...

Quit trying so hard to impress. I'm not impressed. Neither is anyone else here... Just be yourself, and if that doesn't work, then leave.

I stand by the skeeels part!

Every time he (Alice that is) posts this comes to mind.

Terry, sometimes NS takes a while!

Mark

Get the gas money up front!

Hell, I would chip in!!!!

Was cryin' earlier today. Check back in, now flat can't breath.

If hear of some chicken getting his tail feathers spot-welded to the Arizona desert and left for the border coyote sex traders to find, will know what happened.

Shoo-eeee.

Marty, this kid is a giant douche, a douche of the Maser magnitude, it's gonna be entertaining if he is stupid enough, which, I believe he is, to show up a Cross' s place.

That there is funny, I tell ya.

Mark,
I was considering offering to pick Alice up at DFW and drive him out, that way I could introduce him to curdog4570, you, and a couple other MEN along the way, hopefully he would be able to appreciate the consequences of his decisions long before he met Cross.

Ed

OK!

That's a VERY funny pic and hilarious play-by-play!! Gotta love it......

I hope to see a Photoshop-fest in the very near future!!!

I should've read on.....looks like it's already started....OMG!!!

Do I have to start acting like a giant d-bag to get that treatment ? You did avoid me when you were in Manchvegas.....

George

Greg-

Did you grow a beard?

Even the comments have me laughin'!!

What a reetard.......

A chicken-legged reetard!

This post needs to be back up again. My wife asked me, "What are you laughing at?"

You got me there! I also avoided you at the Tenn Hog Killin' Festival and Liars Contest.

One of these days, George, we WILL meet and catch up. THAT is a promise.

Now, if you volunteer to come out west and start kicking old guys' butts 'cause they made fun of your ride and your "do", I would also make time to chauffeur you around.

Ed

We better be careful of she'll come beat us all up.

I looks like he needs a kick-stand in that pic. I don't see the fire "poker"......one guess where it's rammed!!!

Terry, and bender, the transport costs for Alice are all on me, however YOUR transport, for entertainment value, is on you. If you can hitch a ride with us, however, you are WELCOME. (up to vehicle capacity, of course)

Mark

Can't do it........I have a "soft spot" for my elders. Greg is one of those here that reminds me of Papa in our younger years (no offense meant, in fact exactly the opposite) . Outdoors all the time, able to fix damn near anything and quick to put foot in azz when a youngster was disrespectful. I miss that old man

Go see Cross. You'll get your "fix". I love spending time out there on the "Rusty Iron" with Greg. The wealth of knowledge and fellowship that is there has to be experienced to be believed. Plus, you're within striking distance of Ken Howell's abode. How can it get any better????

Ed

Let me know if it happens. I'd fly to watch that!

Fo shizzle, yo! (For Allie honey's benefit)

Ed [/quote]

AND, Alice - if you want to fly into Albuquerque, I'll save you a little time, and money. I'll drive you to meet Cross - my compliments. (Be careful what you ask for, etc.etc.)
I need a reason to visit with him, anyway. After your wreck, will do.

Mark[/quote]
Mark,
I was considering offering to pick Alice up at DFW and drive him out, that way I could introduce him to curdog4570, you, and a couple other MEN along the way, hopefully he would be able to appreciate the consequences of his decisions long before he met Cross.

Ed

[/quote]

Ed, if that works out, I'd either ride with you - or caravan with you. I DON'T want to miss this party - HE!!, I'll bring the Sliv!
Mark

Yeah, you're right. The background came out a bit too pink.

Hey Whigger.... Do yourself a favor and check into this deal before you go.....Just trying to help.

http://usairambulance.net/index.php?usapn=8009714348&gclid=COr-s-mH17ICFQKRPAodQEMAAA

Wood chippers? That's kinda harsh Terry.

I really like this new 'script for my glasses!

Dan

AND, Alice - if you want to fly into Albuquerque, I'll save you a little time, and money. I'll drive you to meet Cross - my compliments. (Be careful what you ask for, etc.etc.)
I need a reason to visit with him, anyway. After your wreck, will do.

Mark[/quote]
Mark,
I was considering offering to pick Alice up at DFW and drive him out, that way I could introduce him to curdog4570, you, and a couple other MEN along the way, hopefully he would be able to appreciate the consequences of his decisions long before he met Cross.

Ed

[/quote]

Ed, if that works out, I'd either ride with you - or caravan with you. I DON'T want to miss this party - HE!!, I'll bring the Sliv!
Mark [/quote]

Mark, NOT THE SLIV!!! Remember what happened the last time at the SV Gathering and someone gave Cross SLIV! Remember the Border Patrol guy that ran off into the mesquite screaming? Still gives me the shivers! And what about Gracie? She finished off the last bit of Sliv in the bottle after Cross dropped it and then bit that Fed that was trying to look under the house for "undocumented" persons. Bring good whiskey, but leave that stuff at home!

Ed

Jesus, is that some PIMP lookin' chit,...or WHAT?

Nope, I sure don't have ANYTHING that looks like that,.....or attach much value to it's like.

New bling lacks soul, I'll stick with old well worn boots, and solid reliability, myself. your truck reminds me of your slippers, little troll.

No doubt though that it impresses the crap outta' the crowd YOU run with.

Sad,

GTC

AH YES, Fargo, that brought a smile!

Now THAT is solid iron Greg!

I'm not thinking Alice thought it would go this way......I tried to warn his sorry ass.....

HE posted it first, Old Timer.

Weird Planet, this

Ruptured my funny bone on that...Fargo...ROR

Touch�

He is standing as such cause his big black hero gangster reamed his azz the night before !! and it is sore

Nothing says money and privilege like plastic stackables on the porch.

Allison did bring this on himself but I also don't think much about the ganging up crowd.

Oops - is that a Ford Jubilee?
What engine / tranny / rear does the 57(?) dump truck have?

Mark

Well, cut him some slack. The candle rack he got out of the Wally-World bargain bin must've set him back at least six bucks...

That sign means he wants one in the pink, one in the stink and one in the sink.

well rex he had a chance or 20 to change his tude

well, maybe not...but you got to admit that you had to crack a smile when you seen this right here!!!

several times he said he would quit being a dick and each time he blew up and ranted on something or other. he too shall give up and leave eventually. in the mean time grab a beer and some popcorn

Those are shot glasses for his buds, Kamo.

No doubt bud.


But a couple of fellas setting him straight should be enough considering his age.


I never tolerated unfair fights growing up and received more than a few bruises for my trouble(I'm a piss poor fighter with a hot head,..not the best combo).

OK, so he used them for shot glasses after the candles burned off. Real lifestyles of the rich and famous stuff!

Wow, the grumpy ol' bassturd is quite the magnet lately.

(didn't know magnets could attract anything non-metallic)

lol



Well yeah, that was some funny schitt. 'Ol Allison probably even got a chuckle out of it.

Hey I tried to from very get go when everybody from TN was gettin throwed in togeather, it was a waste of time.

.....to quote a phrase for cool hand luke:

"If thats the way he wants it...thats the way he gets it".....

Ain't saying he didn't deserve it. He did. He's young and stupid but he has time to learn.



But as is usually the case around here, everyone needs to get in a cheap shot even way after the point has been driven home ad nauseam.

Rex, he's had his chances... he wouldn't last 2 hrs on our job site.

Concrete truck driver bitched about putting on all his shutes the other day, I told him to put them on again, he groused... I looked him in the eye and said, you bitch like a 2 lb sack of puzzies... with a smile... he knew to take it anyway he wanted... he decided to laugh and put his shutes on. Face to face changes all.

I know what your sayin....sometimes these interstate forums are like a flock of tom turkeys...everybodys just waitin on thier chance!...

yep but he didn't learn from a couple of guys rex..

SNORK !

Wow,.....runnin' since 0430, two tractors down, and a trap machine hydraulic unit to service, on top of an infestation of 1st year Russian thistle........

LONG day here, ....for a decrepit old fart,....wheeze, groan,.....

No supper yet either,

I don't really know which was louder, my laugh at your post, .....or the loud and enjoyable fart that accompanied it !

Those two pics were MADE for one another.

I know,.......if I don't quit posting this pic pretty quick, I'll Kill myself.

No, that's wrong,.....I'll just put myself on ignore,.....and fix some supper.

Bottle of "The Wolfe" is unopened in the freezer, and winter's almost here.

You gonna' bring him in a cage,.....or a straight jacket ?

Whatever,.....it's your call,....just don't let that sick lookin' POS spit on ya',....or BITE.

GTC

Tread softly there junior...Older fellas don't take ass whooppin's if they can help it. Justice is usually swift and sure without an any fanfare...

Say what you will, but Allison brought 3000 hits to this forum in 12 hours,

He's pretty good business.

so is pinicillin for syphilis....whats your point....lol

lol

Alice, you sound like one tough guy on the net where you know you will never face anybody. And if you did, you'd be hollerin' for the cops muy pronto!

Young guys kike to rumble more than old fellers cause they heal up lots sooner.

So let me ask, You ever been whupped by a 77 year old guy??

No?? Well, it might take a little longer but it hurts just as much so if you happen to be in my neck of the woods before Cross rips you a new one, look me up. I'm the 77 year old that has had a fair amount of experience but never came in second.

I didnt read all the pages of this thread, but its a classic. Funny as schit I tell ya. Southern hillbilly/thug comes out swinging with a picture by the fireplace....I love this place!

slacker....

Greg-
I think he just needs a deep sea fishing trip.

...thought about crossindexing the posters on this thread with the ones on the sciatica thread....but the hydrocodone I'm taking for my back is making me too sleepy.

Save some for when you feel better.

Don't matter, Cross - if he shows up, I WILL bring him.
Trade you some Sliv for that Wolfe, when I get there, either before or after the exercise programme - hehehehehe

Mark

PS - I've been bitten, and spit upon, by worse than him. I'm still here.

Yes, who do you think you are? " A Canuck"
We be the bad asses around here.

Im in on both.

Hmmm, cross is there really someone out there that does not like that picture...truly?

Is he there yet? Hope he didn't stop at that gay bar in El Paso, he may never get there.

Az. aint in Tx. allison.

Gunner

The wanker looks like a spider doing aerobics at the best of times, can you imagine the jiggling he would do at a gay bar?

goodern T,

Gunner

I heard his boyfriends make him wear a strapon... but he has a pretty mouth.

Will you pack of pr!cks stop it....I have had to take the horrible little ponce off ignore so that I could see his indignation!

Funny as a fight.

Did you know that he has quite a few hit songs ?

One in particular that DEFINES his real personna ?

GTC

Cross, the only sound he could possibly make that would impress me is the sound of him blowing a loaded 12 gauge.

I heard on channel 19 that there's a male prostitute knockin' on sleeper cabs over in Bowie, so figure he'll turn up later today.

Chit, I gotta' go find a 5 gallon pail of bleach, and a full body hazmat suit.

GTC

No really,.....here,....I found his Theme song / Anthem

I say get Rick to sticky this thread...Your a genius Cross!!! A real genius!!!

You could use some common sense.

In comparison to you, everyone is.

Now toddle off allison cheeks....the rest of your tranny group are waiting for you.

A.) Do you have an ETA for turnin' up at my gate yet ?

B.)What's your favorite color ?

GTC

Perhaps...but Alice obviously doesnt have much, and has just as obviously used the bulk of it...none to spare now...

You there yet... or just full of chit again.

I know this is from way back on page 3 of 9, but this had me ROFLMFAO! Brilliant!

Or that would be considered colors!?

Okay, a Camo shroud (BB)is on order.

Now,.....What's your ETA ?

GTC

If I told you my ETA I would have to kill ya...

I don't think you REALLY understand just exactly the situation you've let that flapping pie hole of yours get you into, Trolito.

Yesterday morning I was a son of a bitch,......let's KEEP it that way, OK ?

Knock it off with the "smileys", and let's us stay serious you little [bleep].

What's your ETA, or are you gonna climb up in a tree and snipe me ?

Looks to be about your speed, you come across as a back shooting, bushwhacking coward, Chad.

GTC

From what he's wearing in his photo it must be blueish-grayish.

Cross, I think you will find that this is a teenager playing with someone else's pictures.

Your so out of the times cross.....
killin ya be so yesterday...hes gonna put the SERVE on yo arse...... lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUJhQjCltn8

Starting to think that it's Mazer here.

e.g. "Return of the Diaper Boy"

quite a dirty little piece of work, that.

GTC

There's a sale on those large Heavy Duty GARBAGE BAGS, and they come in several different colors, Red, Blue, Yellow, etc.
I was just trying to be hospitable.
The old old lady up the street wants a small fortune to make a camo shroud,.....I think I'll just forget that whole issue go with a standard cheap black garbage bag.

Hell, worrying about "the final option" is probably foolish on my part,........There's a BUNCH of Mexican white slavers that (having seen his pic) are vying / bidding on Allison now. They say he'll bring major $$$ , sold into Turkey or Yemen .

Neat arrangement,....just leave him chained to a mesquite at sundown,....return early AM and pick up the gold.

No muss, no fuss,......one less azzwhole.

GTC

Don't like your chances there cross....my bet is they would leave a bill....most garbage collectors do.

Hey, it's a crazy planet,.....if some fat Turkish or Yemeni sheik wants to buy a little crazy whigger, from mexican brokers, that's his business.

Gold,......no [bleep]' checks or paper $$$.

GTC

Get a life!!! Try and eat healthy visit your doctor for check ups watch your diet...Kick rocks around on your dirty little farm...Stroke the fur on your dogs back enjoy your cup of mud at lunch run down to the meat and three with the rest of your senior citizen buddies that are one at a time kicking the bucket so the crowd you run with is growing thin...Enjoy your nightly news program and go to sleep...Wake up and do it all again.

Fixed it

Looks like Random Allison is gonna' stay on the porch.

How VERY surprising, for a moment there I thought the demented little [bleep] had some bottom.

Mazer Mk 2 is here, Guys and Gals.

GTC

Dang, OOps....thought you'd be a tad more sentimental...

Fight! Fight! Whigger and a white!

Cross, don't make Alice go thru more surgical procedures. They say mercy is best served swiftly.

Look, you still have that Saurian / Amphibian Monster,....what's his handle, ....Bob ?

I got OUT of Chupacabras entirely. OK, I do have a couple of their eggs welded into a piece of stainless steel casing, and in the deep freeze.

I'm sorely tempted to thaw them, when nonsense like this turns up.
(No subsequent sawing required, they chew their own ways out)

Damn,....I coulda' used the $$$ from those white slavers, too.

Oh well,...

GTC

Awwww man it looks like little Alli is just all [bleep] mouth...
I really thought this might be first time in the history of the internet that some mouthy [bleep] actually sacked the hell up after calling for a fight.

What a crappy message

Snake

And why's he going to Texas to whup a Man in Arizona Snake? LOL

Gunner

Long reach?

That's it.

Gunner

Maybe he is comming for me!

Snake

Crossfire just post his name, photo and truck on some Islamic Web Site Cussing their Prophet Muhammad . This should take care of the problem.

Geez

No need to get all ugly about it.

(not that I haven't done it )

Use your head, my good man, please.

How in the hell am I gonna SELL him to a Degenerate Arab sheik after doing THAT ?

GTC

I preferred the campfire before all the immature children came along, this is ridiculous

I've got a lead on that crew of klepto-maniacal Albanian Dwarves that we used here some years back.

I'm thinkin' on laying in some Marlboros and Slivovitz, and assigning them to this case.

I promise to keep a better handle on em' this time, and will discuss their settling some of the damages incurred the last time they ran wild.

GTC

This one is the best!

You guys can be crule

I just gotta know, where did he get the suede crocs though?

Is he there yet?

West Memphis would be my guess.

or a name like, Chad Everett Hardy....

thug lyfe 4eva!

You guys are really fast

Snake

nope

You guys give him to much credit.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

My guess is he's too gansta for that and will just send the "crew" to do the dirty work.....

Wow,....that is quite a "Culture", isn't it ?

Like some stinkin' mess grown in a petri dish culture.....

GTC

Crossfire - I'm bettin' you just got REAL lucky.....

Krazy Krat Kontrolled by Kooler Kid...gangstas breeeth releef siie

bea175, I need a button like that. where? miles

This seems appropriate here...

Dammit !

You Bastid !

Angry Orchard Apple Cider through the nose hurts !

Sorry Greg...

I got a feeling he's gonna "disappear" from the Campfire and probably be reincarnated as someone else....TNBushRat or something similar...

Greg,
Please do not allow this to prejudice you against all residents of Tennessee. (Well maybe the flatlanders) Now I will worry about being seen in my 7.3 PSD 4x4. As another seasoned senior citizen I am not worried about the end coming, just outlasting most of the SOB's I have encountered.
Retired but working harder now that then.
P.S. Enjoy your updates on the border.

Welcome , Sir.

I think you'll like it here, and look forward to your posts.

Sorry you caught us in the middle of a pest control / fumigation project.

GTC

he's been here since 04, but has only posted 6 times, a man of few words.

Likeable fellow, him.

GTC

Safer that way. Alicia ain't no fool...

Girls store, no doubt.

"(If I had a world of my own everything will be nonsense,
Nothing will be what it is because everything will be what it isn't)

I invite you to a world where there is no such thing as time
And every creature lends themself to change your state of mind
And the girl that chased the rabbit drank the wine and took the pill
Has locked herself in limbo to see how it truly feels
To stand outside your virtue
No one can ever hurt you
Or so they say

Her name is Alice"

No harm in that...maybe he just learned how to spell. I know the third grade was the longest five years of my life...well except for my first marriage. And no, they didn't coincide.

Chad... that is real gangster.

I found his Facebook... Fun stuff.

Might want to have pity. Notice that he can't seem to figure out where he's representing with his badass sign throwing. I think he might be a wee bit slow. Like, head injury slow.

So far we've seen him throw:

A backwards 'E'; dyslexic 'East Side' (of the highway)?
A 'W'; Wegro, maybe?
A 'M'; Mommy doesn't know I play a gangster on the web?

https://www.facebook.com/hardyboymusic/photos_stream

His facebook if anyone is interested...

He drinks Keystone... that explains it all...

Awwwww yeaaaahhhh. Big timin' no joke. Ain't nuttin' dat say you is livin' big than suckin' on a can of da Keyshizzle- stonizzle yo. Show 'em, pimp.

P.S. Might want to sneak those few bucks back into your mommy's purse where you stole them from. You get caught, no Xbox for you for a week, and no more mac n' cheese. Think about it!

Out of sheer curiosity, I clicked the FB link above. Shouldn't have. Damned near spilled my drink. I give you proof positive of this Allison character. Kid, you're nothing but a pathetic phony. You came on here and immediately started tossing bombs out and insulting folks who spend time here sharing of themselves with each other, and BSing about all kinds of things. Many are lighthearted, some are serious and sometimes they are *very* personal.

There are shared tales of family histories and family tragedies; stories of men who risked everything in the heat of battle in far away places, and men who do the same on the streets or mountains or deserts wherever they ply a trade, or live peacefully today.

Men have made friendships here that will last, and have opened doors for them in return. Friends that now have a mutual respect for others' ideas, even ones they disagree with. Friends who will, strangely enough, not hesitate to stand beside each other to repel all boarders, if necessary. Even in a Mickey Mouse roast such as this, where you were the fresh meat on a spit, you've now learned that, I think. Most of the boys here have been around the block a time or two, and can sniff out booshat a mile away, and, well, you [bleep] with the wrong guy, and about the least important thing to most all of the men (and Miss Lynn ) here are things like some smart-mouthed punk trying to impress people with crappy possessions and an attitude...

Anyway, that's all from me. If you've any intelligence at all, you'll quietly bounce and realize you've much to learn, and should maybe try a different tactic when walking into another man's house.

Hint: being nice, and maybe even a little humble can go a long way.

Damn,KG

......Hearing that makes me want to straddle a freshly waxed Magneto Sportster, roll the advance all the way foward,Tickle the carb, roll the throttle on to full and than back to about 1/8, set the choke, and with a jump and one mighty kick, bring the dangerous drum braked, damn near un-muffled beast to life.

Than, once the thing's warmed up, pop a wheelie, and go tearing off into the evening,


...... a pack of unfiltered Camels rolled in my t-shirt sleeve, my Zippo freshly fueled and tucked away in the pocket of clean Levis with cuffs rolled into the bottom over freshly shined 'Engineer Boots'.
......With all that mine, and a few crisp pay-day bucks in the other pocket, a long weekend to enjoy them, the World was truly one's oyster.

Awaiting me and a well earned hangover down at the shop Monday a well maintained and always growing set of TOOLS (NOT [bleep]' PIMP TOYS) with which I could participate in building America.

...........we grew up in a different time, didn't we ?

.....FWIW, I think you may be bang on about brain damage, and pity.

Greg

White Rabbit...that be a flashback! Had just about forgotten about the Airplane and I have the LP.

Early here, sun still hidin', but I saw a piece of sage advice on a post to one of the other Campfire gangstas. Alice and Glocksicles go together like lawyers and divorce court. Heard it's painless. Memorialized in song even. E-ticket ride to the next world.

Alice...go for it sweetheart, we're all pullin' for you!

I apologize if that seems harsh, but I haven't finished the first cup of Joe yet. As an alternative Alice, you could try jugglin' Honey Badgers...tough guy...

Jeez, you ARE in a sour mood, aren't ya ?

I should be too.

Grass knee high to a tall giraffe out at the range, and some bean brain ran the mower deck over some size able ROCKS.

It's out in my shop, and looks like it hit an AT mine. i gotta' go tabulate $$ repair # ASA light enough.

MAY be shooting arty ma�ana,......if the bowling ball mortar guy gets his chit together.

If not, we'll be wringin' out a bunch of smaller guns, regardless.

It'd be fun to fire Alice's head out of a BB mortar, into a rap club.

GTC

Lemme get the Beretta loaded, I wanna call "Pull!"

It is tough to find a good bowling ball mortar guy these days.


Travis

Q: What did the badger juggler say after his first act?

A: It's just a scratch dear, would you help find my face?

Ironeagle

ROFLMAO - sides hurt too bad to even think about getting up! Coffee all over my monitor!

The one thing that always amazed me about computers and the internet is how much bullchit can pass through that little wire.

What happened to Tennessee?

When I was growing up, it was filled with hard working, God fearing Hillbillies (and I DON'T mean "hillbilly" as an aspersion).

Now it seams like the whole state has been taken over by materialistic, hedonistic Knoxville whiggers.

Bath salts and meth.

Some of the finest people I've ever met were from TN, KY & WV.

or the guy that stacks 'em...

Ooh my God this guy is THE biggest douche bag ever!

Who shows a bunch of $10 bills? Dude you seriously need to get the picture and get the [bleep] out of here!

actually white rabbit brings back memories of A.S.U. and N.A.U. and at the time percieved really long episodes of my life, and this little honey i was dating at the time.

I guess i am really out of touch, but i don't understand white guys flashing gang signs, and the reason for taking pictures of money? This is to prove what?

.


Yeah, and you never see lumps in Romex. Puzzlin' ain't it?

PS: you owe me a keyboard

You know the funny part is all this stuff the dumbass is posting like threats of violence would likely earn Chad Everett Hardy a probation violation if his P.O. were to find out.

Here in Florida our chads hang.

Damn dog, u gots $360!!!

^^^ Proof of the crazy gansta cash monies to buy a plane ticket.


Uh oh Cross.

You know why she's smiling? In about .013 seconds she's gonna hit that chin with a snappy upper cut and watch that tongue hit the floor. That'll shut the punkett up fair quick.

This would be my sig line if I had a dog in this fight! OMG! ROR!!

Well,


Chad E. Hardy
*** ***** ***** Dr.
Goodlettsville, Tn. 37072

Just might bear a little closer examination, PARTICULARLY in terms of PVs.

I'm not big on reading crap like that from a goddam punk, first thing on ANY goddam morning,......and not really in any kinda mood for a 'truss'.

[bleep]' him completely up, and takin' his name seems more in order.

....and that's EXACTLY the right thing to do, as I see it.

GTC

GTC

Ron,....NOBODY will tell me what that sign MEANS, either.

WTF, Over ?

GTC

Wait a minute,...Didn't we have to live thru this same type of garbage around 1990.?






Jim Carey does him well...

I have heard that queersareus.com is looking for Alice.

Is that picture him and JeffZero in Zeros recording studio?

Where'd the big bad Tennessee crazy white boy go?

Maybe he heard the call? I'd be wiling to bet that he is a pimp, also.

Here ya go Cross.

This is proof that smoking pot and enlightenment are 'not' inclusive...

That sign means... gangsta with itchy ass has stinky stash...

Kent

He definitely has a fetish for "wheelz".....typical.

BTW - I thought this one was pretty telling..... David Smith for Metropolitan Nashville Juvenile Court Clerk

I wonder if Alli's probation officer knows he's been slingin' "terroristic threats" on the innanet???

Just wait until his Dad finds out that he was trying to bribe his sister into a nice wet tongue kiss. Wait a minute.....who am I kiddin'......I seriously doubt there's a Dad in the picture! Poor girl......I guess she'll end up being a Baby's Momma/Aunt some day!!

He will tomorrow, ...

take that to the BANK !

GTC

Yup, I'd bet that his PO, and the local judge are going to be very amused.

2 way street,......I smell "Daddy's Money" and would not be surprised if this little punk isn't one of the richer punks in his Country, and pretty much runs with impunity.

Fine with me,......he's made himself a marked man all over this great republic with his horsechit,.......it's not like that stupid mess on the front of his head will be hard to recognize, is it ?

Anybody needs his full residential address, .....PM me.

GTC

I see pictures like are posted on this thread all the time...... In inmate photo albums.

Of course those are real gang bangers and not some panty waste kid acting like the king of the hood on the internet.

Remember how twisted you got when Hunter1960 talked about sending the local deputies out to do a "welfare check" on you?

Sauce for the goose....

Sycamore

who else us thinking his mom should have swallowed instead of........

I don't remember EVER "PMing" H1960, Se�or.

You are one STUPID, and completely disoriented Mofo, Sic.

This has absolutely NO resemblance to THAT situation, and you are a class A PRICK for suggesting that it does.

Typical, I'd have to say.

Go to your room.

GTC

Nope, not much, just about one for one....

the only thing you like better than slinging [bleep] is getting your feelings hurt, when someone else steps over some line you've crossed yourself.

You can take THAT to the bank.

The PM is irrelevant, although many have posted in the past that airing a PM doesn't take much either.

You have a lot of actual real life experience with shooting and machining, that adds a lot of real value to the campfire.

Your predictable crusades, cat-fights, and general pissiness, not so much.

Sycamore

Well, i guess the MEMBERSHIP here can decide about that, Mister.

Unless I missed the general election that put you in charge of anything but Liberal Horsechit, and anti-Joe Arpaio rants.

GTC

You've dropped off the Babeu-worship lately, feller, whats up with that? He's still a hero to you right?

You used to be a Spencer guy too, 'til you finally realized what the rest of us were telling you.

You'll come around.

Sycamore

A dog returns to his vomit.

is that the deputy, the doctor, or the oilman talking?

Sycamore

Nah,......

You look like old 'Sick Amor" talking,.... an idiot with some sorta' man crush.

Bugger off,...this thread is NOT about Arizona politics,...

Than and again, you might want to book a flight ASAP, over to Tenn. and adopt the Whigger into you family.

Whatever you like, it's a dynamic posting environment, at this time, and a lot of us LIKE it that way.

GTC

Archery elk, bear and deer killer,Sick Amour.

Dig on this, ....SICK AMOR,

The man could be a queer NECROPHILIAC, and dig Bestiality with REPTILES, for all I give a fat rat's azz.

As long as he's keeping it amongst adults, and not bothering kids,.....I WILL back his message about the border, and the [bleep] up mess it's in, solutions required.

Hey,....You are WELL known here, and lay in the bed you make for yourself,....just like me.

Go for it,....wise one.

GTC

This has zero to do with the thread, but your line reminded me of one of the funniest pics I have seen in a while.

A very well appreciated and healthy SNORK !

Well done there, Se�or.

Put some Alligator silhouettes in there and we'll be runnin' on all four engines.

GTC

More potential lizard treats around here than a fella can track. Might have to rely on crabs for cleanin' up scraps.

Nothing wrong with Babeu, if I lived in Pinal county I'd vote for him. I live in Maricopa so get to vote for Arpaio again, at least I can feel good about that vote this election... Babeu and the border have both been out of the spotlight because of the national election.

Kent

So Sic-em-more - why do you set yourself up, so constantly, as the pissin' post? Maybe you like to be pissed upon?

Mark

He likes lickin it off.

Bwahahahahaha

I just found some of young Chad's music
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_no...;utm_medium=link&utm_source=facebook

That's EASY. Mark.

See, he's the "Real Arizonan" here.

....how simple is that,.....CONSTANTLY jerking around border initiatives from the woods outsidea' goddam FLAGSTAFF.

How dare someone whose been able to throw rocks into Mexico for only 19 years challenge HIS tenure.

NEVER forget that syc checks under his bed for Joe Arpaio every evening,....either.

Yo, blood (or WTF "Gang talk"),......maybe the whigger is one of his sons, or daughters, or its.

GTC

Grow the f.uck up all of you!

I understand how sometimes s.hit gets outta' hand but for f.uck sake...cross has more pissin', bitchin' and fighting threads than any menstrating bitch on any online forum.

If you girls think this adds class to the 'fire you're not only wrong...but pathetically stupid.

Flame away at me...I couldn't care less when considering the source....

You have shown your character (lack of) and cheapened...repeatedly EVERYONES' 'campfire

Are you chitten me... lol... that's some bad rap right there...

Kent

Fixed...

lol

Well, I like to call BS on nonsense, or hypocrisy, when I see it, and no one else is bringing it up.

I don't get too worked up about what someone posts on the internet, as a great philosopher once said "fuggit, its just tha' innanet!"

And I consider the source, if somebody with a penchant for posting nonsense, or false leads, takes exception to my posting, I can't get too worried about that, either.

There's plenty of gang-tackling and piling on here, but I don't let it bother me, but I get a kick out of pointing out when the sanctimonious engage in it.

Have a nice evening.

Sycamore

ps/ second fire of the season going tonight in the fireplace!

Having a difficult time finding somewhere ELSE to hang out there, ACE ?

Sounds like you really dislike it HERE.

Really pathetic George Patton immitation / schtick, e.g. " grow the [bleep] up, alla' you", but keep tryin'

Hint,...a riding crop slapped against your leg, maybe?

GTC

Yup, and you're a stone repetitive FREAK in your hatred of Joe Arpaio.

That's a matter of RECORD here, Amigo.

I deleted the bulk of your other chit,.....

Like anybody else would give a flying [bleep] about your other half azzed liberal gibberish.

GTC

Greg I think you're a smart guy with a lot to add and I just think that all of your online fights and attention grabbing posts are pathetic.

You cheapen yourself and this place by displaying such childish behavior.

In any case I'm not gonna' be your huckleberry with this dum-bass behavior so I hope you see the error of your ways.

I have a hot date with my wife shortly and I hope you can find some enjoyment by doing something more productive online.

Gunner

So Sicker, maybe we will be seeing you call BS on Zero's nonsense and hypocrisy?

Interesting concept that. Spare the details please.

I KNOW, ......!!!!

lemme order up a couple of gallons of cocoa, and a C-130 load of oatmeal cookies !

By this time next week, once they're all distributed we can have a hug fest, and welcome demented punks into our fold....... ////

You keep posting that picture and I will come to Texas you son of a bitch and you wont have to worry bout growing any older you [bleep] old [bleep] you!!! you keep on you really do not have a clue who your [bleep] with WATCH YOUR BACK IM GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE!!! I am tired of your computer shiit talking!!!

How very UNKIND of me to have taken "offense" at this, Slick.

please forgive me for my somewhat old fashioned intolerance.

When you're back from your date,....maybe you can lead us in breathing and chanting exercises ?

yoga ?

stupidity 101 ?

GTC

That, at one time, was good music to think you were going to die to.

I bet Cross really appreciates you thinking of him. Looks like you are trying your best to suck up to him.

Mebbe you missed this post , early this AM.

......Hearing that makes me want to straddle a freshly waxed Magneto Sportster, roll the advance all the way foward,Tickle the carb, roll the throttle on to full and than back to about 1/8, set the choke, and with a jump and one mighty kick, bring the dangerous drum braked, damn near un-muffled beast to life.

Than, once the thing's warmed up, pop a wheelie, and go tearing off into the evening,


...... a pack of unfiltered Camels rolled in my t-shirt sleeve, my Zippo freshly fueled and tucked away in the pocket of clean Levis with cuffs rolled into the bottom over freshly shined 'Engineer Boots'.
......With all that mine, and a few crisp pay-day bucks in the other pocket, a long weekend to enjoy them, the World was truly one's oyster.

Awaiting me and a well earned hangover down at the shop Monday a well maintained and always growing set of TOOLS (NOT [bleep]' PIMP TOYS) with which I could participate in building America.

...........we grew up in a different time, didn't we ?

...the above still STANDS

AW HELL YEAH! Me and you grew up in different times too,but you just about got me to buy a motorcycle just now,luckily its late and all the shops are closed.Snap-on and Mack trucks aren't due for another couple weeks either,dammit. Probably for the best though,wife would be pizzed if I kilt myself on a motorcycle and I gotta buy a new box before I get more tools.

Is he posting here now?

Sycamore

It's all good,....wave at the Bow River for me,...

and remember,.....there's NO such thing as enough toolboxes fulla' tools.

Some of us BUILD Nations, some are so disinclined.

GTC

TFF

Wait, did you just write 'it's all good'? Well that's a bizarre expression for a fella like you to...Wait just one damned minute... OH NO! Quick, someone head over to Cross's place, like NOW! Better go heavy and ready to do some damage. That sonofabitch Allison done made good on his promise and got inside GTC's perimeter and past Gracie somehow, and is typing away on his computer!

Dang kamo ! Now I gotta' clean out the keyboard again !

Relax,......no "Guests" have arrived yet.

All's quiet and calm here this AM, outside of raucus serenading from the local yodel-hounds.

GTC

Wait, that's right. You're not even in TX. False alarm. My bag.

Check yer PMs

KG,

You jumped the gun. If Cross would have said ...

It's aaa..ite.

Well, then it'd be time to panic.

Passin' along a tip for newbie cyber suffers. Saran wrap. On the keyboard. Even on the monitor maybe. Saves a lot of cleanup time and let's you chug drinks AND read this stuff with absolute impunity. Better than blue tape, no kiddin'.

That... plus nose plugs save the carpet and pets...

Kent

I've had the little cretin on ignore since day two. After you posted that photo, it eliminated any future doubts I might have had for doing so.

The little cretin, and some of his best old time pals are laying pretty low (though still [bleep] with regular campfire folks in inbred queer dialects, over in deer hunting).

There have been so many interesting discoveries about "AllisonXTB" since some TENN. Municipal and State Criminal Courts, Depts of Corrections, and Probation Departments opened this AM, ....that it's going to take some time to put it all together in presentable and COHERENT format. Rest assured that some of the best talent on this site, Cyber Intel, Legal, and
investigative reporting are ON this, and can be trusted to deliver the straight goods.

Suffice it to say that there is WAY more to alla' this 'Tenn Mafia" nonsense than we were given to believe, and that all this denial from that crew about being AZZWHOLE BUDDIES with our little lab specimen, "Alice" will be shown to be falacious in the extreme.

At this point I should probably at LEAST divulge the Title Block from the PM that the little apple of our eye sent my way, Fri. AM, and that led to me kicking this post into gear.

Keep posting that picture I will CUT YOUR T
started by AllisonXTB


..........a rather poor form of 'Greeting' ones Campfire compatriot,......what ?

GTC

Unless he moved while I was off fishing,Greg don't live in Texas.

But I do.......... and I'm older than him.

And,,,,,,,,, If I died standin' up,you couldn't even push me over.So shut up all the badass talk.

Folks are trying to get to sleep.

Gene,

I offered to pick him up at DFW and drive him, stopping along the way to introduce him to you, Mark Shubert, and some other "Old Geezers" so he could meet some real men before he went face-to-face with Greg.
Of course, he would have to get past his and my initial greeting first...

Ed