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holster sniffers = cop groupies got to love the buckle bunnies 
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Know quite a few buckle bunnies!!!
laffin....
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turtles and whores
both hate the kitchen and only one is good to eat Said by a great American, Floyd Tucker
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Pro Hos around motorcycle racing.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Heard a truck driver talking about lot lizzards the other day. What are they? No chit? Is that a realy for real question?
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Well boys, off to the truck stop.
Look for Carol. Order the "sloppy omelet with hot sauce" You won't be disappointed. I'm cryin
"I Birn Quhil I Se" MacLeod of Lewis
I Burn While I See
Hold Fast MacLeod of Harris
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“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Heard em called bumper lizards too
"I Birn Quhil I Se" MacLeod of Lewis
I Burn While I See
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Wow!
Even with free wifi?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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That 2d one in the purple must work the back lots where there aren't any lights.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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That 2d one in the purple must work the back lots where there aren't any lights. Because the others are so fine?!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Heard a truck driver talking about lot lizzards the other day. What are they? Sort of the reverse of lounge lizards, and not as clean or well to do.
Naught's had, alls spent
When desire is got without content
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We have a local hooker here that takes the cake. I can remember dealing with her once and we asked her where she worked. She told us McDonald's. then I asked her her birth date. And she started crying and said she didn't know because her mom had her birth certificate. Come to find out she WORKED at McDonald's not FOR mc Donald's.
She filed a rape chare against her boyfriend once. Turns out she had screwed 8 of his buddies in a gangbang and then was too tired for him. So he forced himself.
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
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holster sniffers = cop groupies Rockchucker, You made that one up just 'cause you're a cop, right?? 
Bob
Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
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I had one holler at me on the radio the other night in Gary said she wanted to put her lipstick on my dipstick ! She seemed to have a lovely personality by the way she spoke! 
"Jerry is dead, Phish suck time to get a job "
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That's classy and sexy!
The best looking working girls I see are employed by services and cater to motel/hotel clients. The street walkers...not so hot.
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You would be surprised how many nice looking college girls hang around truckstops hoping to make some money for school.
One approached me one time and said she was pre-med.
"Jerry is dead, Phish suck time to get a job "
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I wonder if they are union?
I don't eat anything that didn't have a mother.
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If so, does that make their pimps management or shop stewards?  Ed
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You would be surprised how many nice looking college girls hang around truckstops hoping to make some money for school.
One approached me one time and said she was pre-med. Er, with hookers, you'd do well to take them POST med.
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