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So much funny [bleep] in this thread and so much truth. I saw an absolute butch lesbian when I arrived at a friends wedding a few weeks ago, walked out from behind her car wearing a wife beater, Chollo pants, shiny shoes and hair greased back. Tat's running down her face, neck and covering both arms. My first thought was she was from the catering company or at the wrong wedding. Well damned if butch didn't have the most stunning woman at the event, a light skinned Hispanic, tall, lean, beautiful face, short mini skirt and semi-transparent blouse...she looked classy. All I could think about about was her manwoman was exactly that, a woman trying to look like a man. Must suck to have to both men and women after your women 
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What do you call a closet with two lesbians in it?
Liquor cabinet!
Some mornings, it just does not feel worth it to chew through the straps!~
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Well, a cow still gets bred by a bull, but you often wonder why the cows hump the other cows all the time.....
For those who might not know, it's a darn good thing cows exhibit his behavior. We had a small herd of pure bred Brahma cattle on our place where I grew up and we raised pure bred calves annually. It wasn't worth keeping a bull on the place to breed the cows since they're damn near more trouble than they are worth with tearing down fences to fight with another bull across the road, pawing up big deep bull holes, etc. So we kept a nitrogen tank with select semen ready to AI the cows when they came in heat - that is to bred the cows artificially with 'A Bull In A Tube'. Worked darn near perfectly every time (over 25 years) and was much cheaper and less trouble than having the real thing in the pastures. And you could order semen from world class pure bred Brahama bulls coveniently stored in frozen ampules for use as needed. And the telltale sign of a cow comimg in heat = when the other cows would ride her. Just a precursor and hopeful prelude to the real act but instinctive to an animal - maybe these females are simply confused and in a perpetual state of pre-heat? Worth no more than your admission price and possibly a worthless observation by a backwoods country boy / cowboy who moved to the suburbs.
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I agree, it is confusing. Why date a woman that looks like a man, straps one on like a man but has a puzzy? If you want a man that bad, just get one. Wonder if the butch ones go out drinking and nite and get cursed out for coming home late smellinug like beer? It's not a bad deal for the butch ones though, they get to have a nice lady and they are so damn ugly they would never get a man. Pretty much a relationship of convienience.
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Bi is okay nothing like a good threesome! Most lesbians hate "bi's" since they can't make up their mind?
Homosexuality is not natural since we humans could not or would not procreate to continue the survival of our species but that's another argument?
Natural or not, I loved my two bi-girls who used to share the berth on my cabin cruiser on Lake Shasta in better times. Everybody "loved" everybody! 
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clay,
That is the first time I have heard anyone explain that behavior. Makes sense, though.
Thanks for posting that.
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i dont know where you are but here in cali we got a few that you dont want too mess with they are big mean and will harm you.
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What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?
Well hung.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
Cause they don't like Dicks.
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Homosexuality is still wrong regardless of what animals do
I listened to a man talk about the fact that some primates practice homosexuality as an indicator to how normal and natural it is. So I schit on the floor and threw it at him. ROTFLMAO! Customers in my shop are staring at me!
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I have a short extention cord that I carry on my service truck that has two female plug ends on it..... I pull it out at opportune times that present thierself along they way.
The folks that I would generaly lend it to to use are like... "hey, this is kind of stupid,Thats not gonna work....
I'm like...."EXACTLY.....
DUH..... think about it...."
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If the chicks like chicks, then why are they with chicks that look like dudes? I'm confused... +1 Uh yeah, specially when they strap on something that looks identical to a mans piss pipe and wear each others stupid asses out with it when the tongue tickler becomes a bore. Theys some severly confused heifers. Gunner This one yeah I don't get at all.... don't want a ()*) but strap one on anyway.... LMAO, no kiddin Rost, I do have it on good authority that wimmin folk would rather be stabbed to death than tickled to death. <G> Gunner
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Dats funny chit right there TNDRBSTR. Gunner
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This group sounds like a bunch of high school kids at recess.
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This group sounds like a bunch of high school kids at recess. Thread had slipped into terminal velocity before you bumped it back.
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This group sounds like a bunch of high school kids at recess. Yeah and the likes of you always needed to bring extra lunch money hidden in your shoe...
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well I love women so can I be a lesbian too?
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