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I usually dont admit to doin stupid schit, but this'n has me laughin my ass off

Dad called awhile ago when he got home from camp, and I told him I got some powder and stuff for his birthday. I told him id bring it over this afternoon. I was kinda in a hurry cause the morning has been so hectic. I jumped in the shower and cleaned up, got out and went to spray on deodorant. My girlfriend spent the night last night and she always lets extra stuff here so she can do her hair. Well I wasnt paying attention and she had her hair spray right next to my deodorant, guess which one I grabbed?? Took all of 3 seconds for my under arms to feel like brillo pads Back in the shower I went. I believe when she comes over tonight im gonna leave the seat up out of spite...lol

LOL, good one

Back in the day when the kids were small I used Desitin as a toothpaste, that was something tasty

Oh man I can imagine

Not me but my ex husband.

He came home late with only 30 minutes between us and our expected time of arrival at a wedding. He was rushing around trying to get ready, and getting angrier every minute that passed by, after brushing his teeth, he reached up for the mouthwash in the general area it normally sat, and promptly filled his mouth with rubbing alcohol ! After realizing what he did. he spit it out and screamed to the top of his lungs, an immediate call to poison control helped the situation, but his mouth was raw for several days, and he wasn't allowed to smoke, which added insult to injury !

Right after work about six months ago and before the wife got home, I saw a small bag of peanut butter cookies.. I grabbed one and thought this was the crappiest PB cookie I ever had.. Very little taste, dry as toast.

Wife came home later and I told her to never get those stupid cookies again because they sucked.. She asked, "what cookies?" I showed her the bag and she started LHAO... It was a bag of peanut butter flavored dog biscuits.. Grrrrrr..

Why do they package those damned things in containers that look more like snacks for humans??? (I know, I know - marketing)..

Wiped my butt after having applied Icy Hot. Gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "light my fire"!!!!!!!!!!!! Definately not meant for application anywhere remotely near the puckerstring.

Patiently waiting for the poor sod who'll admit grabbing the BenGay tube instead of the Preparation H...

Kinda related-

In the dark a tube of toothpaste feels just about identical to a tube of K-Y.

My wife didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

LMAO! you guys got me rollin...I dont feel so bad now

How about turning from the vanity after applying BenGay to my shoulder and taking a whizz...... BEFORE THROUGHLY WASHING MY HANDS!!

Otherwise, most everything I did between the ages of 13-20 or so.

When I was about 5, I saw in National Geographic where some native types tied vines around their legs and jumped of some wooden towers. I thought that looked like a grand idea, so I stole Momma's 1/2" garden hose, snuck off into the woods, climbed a big tree and tied one end around my foot and the other to a limb. I still remember it like it was yesterday. Not so much that it worked perfectly, but the fact that I hung upside down, hanging about 2' off the ground for hours, until Mom came outside and heard my screams.

30 or so years ago I used to travel the gunshow circuit on the east coast. Buy low, sell high was the plan. I was 22 years old and was in heat love with a 19 year old gal. Anyway, she said she would try dove hunting if I got her a smaller shotgun. I was up in PA at a show and found a really clean "Remington" pump .410. I offered up a tremendous trade - Nearly new S&W Model 27 in the presentation box. The guy jumped at the trade and I didn't see him again. That night I was checking out my trade goods and for the first time noticed that they had misspelled "Remington" as "Revelation"! The Sears store brand shotgun was not worth a lot! Not nearly as much as that model 27!

Bob

I had rubbed my then BF's back with IcyHot, which led for some reason to a rather passionate session between us, or at least till our various body parts started to burn like hell. In the heat of passion I had forgotten to wash my hands, and WOW WEE !!!! Never ! Ever ! Again !

Woke up at midnight, packed for the first day of CA deer season, drove 4 hours, parked at my spot well before daybreak, unloaded the truck, and the last thing pulled out the rifle.

I'd brought a Ruger .22, instead of a .30-06

After I stood there motionless for a few minutes, I packed back up, and drove home.

Never pack for a hunting trip, when you are asleep.

gives a new dimension to The Shocker huh?

Anybody ever played poker till the wee hours of the morning while drinking beer outta one bottle and spittin snuff in another one?

Nuff Said.

Gunner

Actually believing that I can win an argument with my wife.

Got into an argument with a liberal once and tried to argue facts.

Still ashamed that I even tried.

Yeah...that feeling that you get when you realize that they're both empty is pretty bad.