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but you guys out of the South need to learn how to speak properly. Just got a call from GFY and it only took him 3-4 tries at pronouncing his name before I figured out just who he was. If he had spoken his name properly I'd have figured it out right away. Anybody who needs help please don't hesitate to let me know.  Really, how hard can it be?
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"They" do talk funny, don't they.
FJB & FJT
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I am crying from laughter right now....
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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They are a funny breed. Took me a while to figure out that their barbequing something did not involve any type of sauce or smoke, merely a grill. Also, they talk about getting a deer "last night" with no mention of a spotlight. Turns out that they actually mean "yesterday evening".
Now with even more aplomb
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Something clever here.
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That which does not kill us makes us stronger
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I've pointed this one out before. 1967, we were traveling to visit friends in the southeast. Dad came back from a travel information booth and said that the person there said that we should definitely visit "Icefield". After long inspection of the map and much discussion, we decided to swing over to Ashville.
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I have enough trouble translating from Ross County Oh HI ya...
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When a waitress asked is you want: "Frahs'r'rahs" you know you're in the south.
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but you guys out of the South need to learn how to speak properly. Just got a call from GFY and it only took him 3-4 tries at pronouncing his name before I figured out just who he was. If he had spoken his name properly I'd have figured it out right away. Anybody who needs help please don't hesitate to let me know. Really, how hard can it be? Is Montana Yankee, or just Westerner...? DF
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This ^^^^^ Also, try talking to some of those fellas from down under. "Hey, can you put those tires in the boot." huh? "You know in the back." huh? "where the spare tire and jack goes" oh, you mean in the trunk? "Yeah, the boot!" Jesus H!! And what is it they call the roof? The bonnet or something (gay) like that? LOL!   Bob
Bob
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but you guys out of the South need to learn how to speak properly. Just got a call from GFY and it only took him 3-4 tries at pronouncing his name before I figured out just who he was. If he had spoken his name properly I'd have figured it out right away. Anybody who needs help please don't hesitate to let me know. Really, how hard can it be? A $50 spot would do me good. PM for my address. 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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That was a funny conversation Mickey and I had.
I usually go by my last name, especially at work, and people outside of work rarely contact me. I hate voicemail, so I don't have it. I just check for missed calls and call them back. I had my phone charging all morning, so when I grabbed it around noon, I started going through my missed calls. One of which was Mickey.
"This is -----, you called me?"
"Who?"
"-----"
"I'm sorry, but I just have no idea who this is."
"You called my phone, this is -----. (then the accent thing rang a bell) Wait a minute, is this Mickey?"
"Why yes it is."
"This is Travis!"
"Oh, what were you saying?"
"-----"
"Frockle?"
"No! -----!"
"Frog?"
"NO! -----!"
"You people really need to learn how to speak."
"YOU people really need to learn how to speak!"
Still laughin'....
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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dontcha know eh?
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Guy from Maine just got hired where I work.
I work with another guy from Breathitt County who doesn't have any teeth. He's got dentures, but he only uses them on Sunday.
A man could sell tickets to an attempted conversation between those two.
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They are a funny breed. Took me a while to figure out that their barbequing something did not involve any type of sauce or smoke, merely a grill. . lol
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He was saying 'Frahst' when he should been saying 'Frawst'.
When my daughter, Melanie, was getting married her future in-laws were at the house. I had planted some peanuts just for our consumption (eating) and asked them if they would like some boiled peanuts. My SIL's father leaned over to him and asked, "What's a bald peanut?" Gary said, "No, Dad. He said b-o-i-l-e-d peanuts."
They steadfastly maintained they were not Yankess--they were MidWesterners. Don't know what somebody from Montana is.......
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They are a funny breed. Took me a while to figure out that their barbequing something did not involve any type of sauce or smoke, merely a grill. . lol I'm not sure about that. I grew up in IL and everybody I knew called it a grill. And if it were a "BBQ" they usually called it a smoker. But here in MT they throw that BBQ around a LOT. As in an $80.00 gas grill for cooking hot dogs. "I'm gonna BBQ." Drives me nuts. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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