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There's a big difference between Asscream and Icecream too.
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You are delicate, I'll give you that.
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Black Olives Matter!!
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they really [bleep] you up when you run acrossed one of em in a ticket booth with that eyeball that's lookin toward ohio and the other one is lazy lookin down toward arkansas
they momma prolly smoked when they was in the womb
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My wife has a hard time understanding what i say and she is always correcting me and says i should have learned English while in school , she hates my hillbilly vocabulary. I just laugh at her when she complains
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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They are a funny breed. Took me a while to figure out that their barbequing something did not involve any type of sauce or smoke, merely a grill. . lol I'm not sure about that. I grew up in IL and everybody I knew called it a grill. And if it were a "BBQ" they usually called it a smoker. But here in MT they throw that BBQ around a LOT. As in an $80.00 gas grill for cooking hot dogs. "I'm gonna BBQ." Drives me nuts. Travis lol I have a good friend in Huson outside missoula that we go visit some. I give him heck about bbq'ing hotdogs and burger. Course its funny too when his kids keep asking us questions just to laugh at how we talk. Its all good.
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Where do you put something when they say "rat cheer"? And why would kids go to "skull"? 
I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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They are a funny breed. Took me a while to figure out that their barbequing something did not involve any type of sauce or smoke, merely a grill. . lol I'm not sure about that. I grew up in IL and everybody I knew called it a grill. And if it were a "BBQ" they usually called it a smoker. But here in MT they throw that BBQ around a LOT. As in an $80.00 gas grill for cooking hot dogs. "I'm gonna BBQ." Drives me nuts. Travis Illinois? I don't even know who you are anymore.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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My wife has a hard time understanding what i say and she is always correcting me and says i should have learned English while in school , she hates my hillbilly vocabulary. I just laugh at her when she complains That's funny, considering. But yall do talk kinda funny over there
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Guy from Maine just got hired where I work.
I work with another guy from Breathitt County who doesn't have any teeth. He's got dentures, but he only uses them on Sunday.
A man could sell tickets to an attempted conversation between those two. TFF and I understand completely. Last job had one guy that is as Cajun as you've ever heard and another guy from England. I've watched the two for 10 minutes to get one sentence through.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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My wife has a hard time understanding what i say and she is always correcting me and says i should have learned English while in school , she hates my hillbilly vocabulary. I just laugh at her when she complains That's funny, considering. But yall do talk kinda funny over there I talk Graysontown
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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My wife has a hard time understanding what i say and she is always correcting me and says i should have learned English while in school , she hates my hillbilly vocabulary. I just laugh at her when she complains That's funny, considering. But yall do talk kinda funny over there I talk Graysontown And her?? Christiansburgian? 
FJB & FJT
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He was saying 'Frahst' when he should been saying 'Frawst'.
When my daughter, Melanie, was getting married her future in-laws were at the house. I had planted some peanuts just for our consumption (eating) and asked them if they would like some boiled peanuts. My SIL's father leaned over to him and asked, "What's a bald peanut?" Gary said, "No, Dad. He said b-o-i-l-e-d peanuts."
They steadfastly maintained they were not Yankess--they were MidWesterners. Don't know what somebody from Montana is....... I consider midwestern folk to be a bit different than east coast yankees, because I usually can't understand what the [bleep] they're saying either. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Illinois? I don't even know who you are anymore.
Now you understand why I always take the high road and try my best to be polite. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Mickey - I think it's called "projection"!! But that's ok! LMAO! Bob
Bob
Enjoy life now -- it has an expiration date.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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This ^^^^^ Also, try talking to some of those fellas from down under. "Hey, can you put those tires in the boot." huh? "You know in the back." huh? "where the spare tire and jack goes" oh, you mean in the trunk? "Yeah, the boot!" Jesus H!! And what is it they call the roof? The bonnet or something (gay) like that? LOL!   Bob Like "the ammo is in the jockey box?" Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Illinois? I don't even know who you are anymore.
Now you understand why I always take the high road and try my best to be polite. Travis That-I understood. Funny as chit but understood.
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that was funny Scott!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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I live and work in the south, thankfully I do not have a southern accent of any sort. When any person does have a thick southern draw, I immediately infer they are less intelligent. Perhaps a flaw on my part.
Of note, no 'higher-up' in my workplace has a dialect or southern-draw about them.
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. � WARREN G. BENNIS
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A Brit asked John Kieran why Americans pronounce it "skedule" and Brits say "shedule."
"We're products of different shool systems."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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