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Something clever here.
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I like to use a corn starch mixture.
That way you have a nice gravy after a hard days work.
That's just........wrong! Out local Andersen's General Store now carries Anti Monkey butt powder in the work clothes section. The wife just shakes her head.
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Grandpa was a strong believer Kerosene... Supposedly cured everything from sour stomach to head lice.
Might give it a good dousing... I remember reading about some guy in England with hemorrhoids (try spelling that without looking it up, lie that you could do it if it makes you feel better). He and his brother decided that a kerosene douse was the answer. They also concluded that igniting the kerosene would be of benefit. I don't know if they actually got the kerosene to light, but at the least, all of the hair within the general area flashed off.
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Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
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I haven't devoted enough time to this instructional topic to study each post. Has anyone mentioned the M.A.S.H. episode where Margaret has prickly heat on her beyond? (Those who watched a lot of the series will recognize the aalute to Ignatzio with that last word. I know at least one member who will get it.)
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Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
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I like to use a corn starch mixture.
That way you have a nice gravy after a hard days work.
Dis here iss one of the more serious "EEEeeeeewwwwweeees" I've run across. Just sayin.
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I like to use a corn starch mixture.
That way you have a nice gravy after a hard days work.
Wonder how it looks on biscuits
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Gives a whole new meaning to "country cream" gravy, or "sawmill" gravey, eh?
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Campfire 'Bwana
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or gravy with "cracklin's".
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Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
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The best----schit on a shingle
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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That isnt bad. Im known to order Spaghettinand meatballs when im stuck on scene of really bad fatal crashes
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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I'm the guy who cleaned those crashes up and reassembled the bodies - - and I still barfed. Wretching, NOW.
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Remember once the ambulance crew brought a new emt. Bad bad crash. Full decap. The FNG was scrambling. Getting in everyones way so i sent him to start rescue breaths----guess on which patient?
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Can Cranberry sauce be substituted for Frozen Orange juice concentrate, being that lots of places have it on sale this time of year..?
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does it have any vitamin C in it?
Something clever here.
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Les requested this be bumped up 
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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I have some Saudi IT's that have no idea what baboon ass is, I am going to intro them to it in the morning. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I have some Saudi IT's that have no idea what baboon ass is, I am going to intro them to it in the morning. They already know, but they call it, "camel ass" Ask them to show you "Sandstorm foreskin" while your at it.
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They've never seen a mirror?
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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