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Lean how to pee standing up
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Some days it takes most of the day for me to do practically nothing...
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Cuss, because I don't want to have to put up with women in the manner some men do....
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Begin an endless stream of nonsensical chatter and set out on a life without reasoning and accountability. Not that I'd want to, just seems to be required....
Then I'd stare at my tits for a while. Wait...do we get to choose how old we are and what we look like? This is a crucial piece of information before I can give an honest answer. And no, I'd not do dudes. I'd set out to eat record amount of fish taco and clam sandwich.
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The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Scott, I think it's spelled 'rise'.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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There was a good book called "Dick for a Day" published about 10 years ago. Pretty much covered one half of the discussion, as I saw it.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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What if ... I'd still be trying to get the goop off my junk. 
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Thanks the Goddess I live in American where women have it made compared to any other country in the world.
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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Begin my first day as a true lesbian.
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With my luck I'd be having my first period....
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Jump rope in front of a mirror 'till I got black eyes.
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If a woman can stand in front of a closet full of clothes that she bought and not be able to figure out what to wear, what kind of chance would a woman have standing in front of a closet full of men's clothes and trying to pick out something to put on?
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“ The Savage 99 Pocket Reference”. All models and variations of 1895’s, 1899’s and 99’s covered. Also dates, checkering, engraving.. Find at www.savagelevers.com
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Immediatly miss the fact I can longer fire off knuckle children...
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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First I would take a shower with the curtain open so I could see my fine self in the mirror ( no joke) and second I would quit my job and go get on birth control cause them high end prostitutes make a good living (joke). 3rd I would go find some guy addicted to vaginal intercoarse and become his girl friend so I could do whatever the he11 I pleased and act however I wanted to act. I would spend his money, use his boat and guns while he was at work. I would cook for the poor bassturd though cause there has to be some amount of good deep down in there somewhere in a woman. wink.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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