Yeah, spring bear open today here in AZ. It'll cost a resident about $18 though ... Closes May 1 or when the female kill limit reached.
Yes, I'll be going.
Thought I'd answer for Dennis as he is in the hospital getting his hand stitched up today. Ladder gave way and he got it hung on a nail. Nasty. Last I heard from him a hand surgeon was en route ...
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The thing about bear hunting, is, it's DANGEROUS! Besides your rifle, you hafta carry a big, an I mean a really big back up revolver, and a big knife an ya hafta go in groups of four or more, an after you shoot, you don't get outta yer truck to go look at it unless the bear falls over dead where you can see it. An you hafta use a big, and I mean really big rifle, a 338 is at the bottom end of what is big enough with at least 300 grain bullets, and carry lots of ammo because bears take a lot of shots to kill, and besides, there are other bears and wolves and catamounts and wolverines and lynx and bobcats lurking behind trees waiting to attack people. I know, cuz I seen all this stuff on TV and Peterson's Hunting magazines.
Spring may be a little late in most of the mountains of South Western Montana this year....Took this just a week ago, on the way to Bozeman for a ski trip.
I'll be taking all three boys out for their first bear hunt in May. Looking forward to it.
I am leaving in the morning. Didn't have a chance to sight in my 340 like I wanted so I will be stuck with 140 ABs in my 6.5-284 for this hunt.
Like Jeff said, ladder collapsed and a roof fell on my arm, a nail on the top of a truss ripped my thumb muscle in half. Prognosis is for a complete recovery. It is NOT my shooting hand either
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Tuesday morning here. Stormy, windy, rainy lately. Lots of green grass and little snow, should be a fine opener. I'll be packing either a 284 or a 375 Win depending on locale.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
You INCREDIBLY stupid kchunt,it's a shame you've zero [bleep] inkling,as to how farrrrrrrrr you are in over your pointy [bleep] head. No need to reiterate how you don't think,if only because it is well beyond obvious. Laffin'!
Too [bleep] funny!
I swear Stupidity is no act for you. Congratulations?!?
Gawddamnit man...don't go spooking the [bleep] Feesh Hole,as 'ball is fixin' to unleash all her Imagination and Pretend,so as to "tell" me about Bears. Laffin'!
Either that or it'll be a Cricket Roundup and get quiet fast. Laffin'! Lemme hit the poor poor Stupid Kchunt with a visual pun. Cracks me the [bleep] up,to watch things sail over her pointy head,despite her BEST efforts to feign a [bleep] first clue. Laffin'!
Whatcha' think,will the Amazingly Stupid Kchunt wax eloquent upon her sheer and utter cluelessness or use enough Imagination,to Pretend it never happened?!? Tough call. Laffin'!
Mebbe I'd best fuel her Imagination further,so she can really get her Pretend on.(grin)
Too [bleep] funny! My fingers is crossed in eager anticipation,of yet another fascinating Vagina Monologue,of "all" the things a Window Licker almost did,all the wares she almost did it with and from all the places she'd almost been.
EPIC [bleep] humor and only because,she's doing her "best"!
Well there, we finally got an actual contribution out of the Box! Nice bears and good job compadre! See it really isn't hard when you put your mind to it. Now keep it up and change my mind about you.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
Bless your heart,for "thinking" that sucking my ass...is gonna somehow "Magically" grant you your first [bleep] clue. Now THAT is funny!
Here's to the sanctity of your [bleep] INCREDIBLE Stupidity,precluding you ANY inkling,as to how incredibly farrrrrrrrrr you are in over your head. Which is of course a shame,because it really is EPIC humor. Laffin'!
Kudos on your basking in the innate "ability",to be totally devoid a [bleep] clue and rocking it obliviously,for THE Win. Looking forward to what your Imagination is gonna letcha' Pretend about next. You "hard chargers" are a [bleep] riot!
The faster you shut the [bleep] up,take notes and apply same,the sooner you'll garner a faint glimmer of hope. Not that you've the intellect requisite,to make such a sound decision.
Laffin'!
I'll feign my "surprise" that you ain't gonna wax eloquent,on your version of a Bear?!? I'm cryin'...I'm laughing soooooooooo hard.
Sorry, not much of a fisherman if it's not a bluegill and a bobber involved.
Is something askew with the pard'd bear's paw? Did he kill Tripod? That'd be the bear for me as I'd probably only get lucky to sneak up on a crippled one.
I don't much like to Fish,but I really do love to Catch and can...as per whim.(grin)
Might coulda been a snare,or perhaps he was contending an Ugly Bitch in the early AM and it were his only move. Cain't say for certain,but it do add more than a leetle panache to the quotient. Will prolly never see another,of like configuration.
You'd haveta knock a coupla more tires offa one,to slow one down.(grin)
'lia,
What don't horn you up?!?
You'd cross 12 lanes of traffic,with your eyes closed...to retrieve a rubber dick tossed to the other side.
Congratulations?!?
Laffin'!
'ball,
Ain't it a right proper Dichotomy,that you are devoid the minimum sense requisite,to savvy how incredibly [bleep] clueless you are?!? Congratulations? Laffin'!
I mean you were really doing "great" there for a spell and had your Imagination and Pretend working overtime. On the average,once you Imagine something,how long until you can Pretend it to be "real"? Your Do Nothing Day Dreaming Dumbfhukkery is a riot!
Here...lemme fuel your Imagination a bit more,so you can Pretend something else you "think" that you "know" to be "real". Laffin'!
Caught him sleepin' in one of my boats.
Looking forward to the next installment of all the things you almost did,all the wares you almost had and from all the places you've almost been.
Bless your heart and kudos on doing your "best",with what incredibly [bleep] little you have to work with.
Laffin'!
What next?!? You gonna tell me how that one time at Band Camp,you stuck a flute in your poozy?!??
Spring may be a little late in most of the mountains of South Western Montana this year....Took this just a week ago, on the way to Bozeman for a ski trip.
I'll be taking all three boys out for their first bear hunt in May. Looking forward to it.
Yeah the Snowies are at 165% of normal with more snow coming. I think the Little Belts are in similar shape. I am not much of a bear hunter, but try to get out. The last time I went when the snow was gone there were people everywhere getting rid of cabin fever.
Ouch! I'm guessing that ached a bit. Cool 'catch' though.
I'll work on the catching again this year. Oldest son appears to have a better 'touch' than Dad. Besides, unravelling knots in mono is a great excuse to cuss and drink beer.
One of these years I'm gonna have to try the bear thing. With luck I could knock off enough wheels to catch up to one...maybe.
No luck, was cold, windy and dry. Appears the bears went a drainage or two over. Roads were closed and we walked just far enough to figure this out. Have to regroup and plan the next outing.
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Here's to the sanctity of your [bleep] INCREDIBLE Stupidity,precluding you ANY inkling,as to how incredibly farrrrrrrrrr you are in over your head. Which is of course a shame,because it really is EPIC humor. Laffin'!
Now Larry,
Don't discount the possibility that his tinfoil hat has the snorkel attachment. Getting in over your head can be dealt with a la technology.
I can't wait to hit the woods for spring bears. We have sooooo much snow this year so I think its gonna be a banner year. I bet they all are congregated down low lookin for any green chutes they can find.
Boxer that NuCanoe kicks butt , -I looked at their site -very versatile hunting boat it appears. Do you row it -outboard -trolling motor ? I have a 2.5hp yamaha 4 stroke sitting here looking for something to do.
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A little video of yesterdays bear hunt, 2 close encounters and a boar that I probably should of taken,but I was watching it to make sure no unexpected cubs showed up and he slipped out...LOL
Right on the cusp of three months, guiding hunters for coastal brown bear and mountain grizzly. Eager to fly into the field next week. Going to be an awesome season. Hardly any snow this winter and the eruption of spring is right on schedule.
I've got a archery tag in Az. Buddy and I cleaned out a seep and set up a camera on it last weekend. It's the only water in the canyon and with as hot and dry as it's been, out should be a busy stand! Farthest shot on Yogi will be 41 yards! Just gotta talk the wife into stubs time. Might be hard to do with my elk tag and Wyoming antelope, and looming coues deer draw.
The Nu's are for real and are even better in Application,than they are in Theory...which in itself is wellllll beyond Skookum. Have not applied power to mine and simply slip around with the paddle. Could see a guy covering some big water,with power.
They are VERY forgiving and will let you do things,that a canoe couldn't begin to suffer,as stability goes.
Front yard.
Their width,is key to stability.
They might could be handy.(grin)
'76,
Fascinating thread. You,SquatToPee and wrongway are going to "do" a like "amount"...once the dust settles.
Bless your heart.
Laffin'!
SquatToPee,
I'll feign my "surprise",that due your uncanny "prowess",you've yet again managed to find a Thread you "know" less than nothing about. Your 100% connect percentage in that regard,is very "impressive".
You Do Nothing Day Dreaming Window Licking Kchunts are a [bleep] riot!
Congratulations?!?
Laffin'!
Be sure and toss a new Whine in the equation and frost it copiously with fresh Excuses.
Wow +P+!
Knock it out of the Park and mention some more things you almost did,the wares you almost did it with and the places you've almost did 'em.
Laffin'!
first',
Be sure and hang a pic of the "big" Bear,that you are almost gonna get.(grin)
wrongway,
I enjoy your Imagination and Pretend,almost as much as you do. Here's to the sanctity of the perpetual hilarity,as to WHY you are forced to use it soooooooo [bleep] much.
At least it's free,so you can afford to "do" something.
Mebbe mention,how quickly it is when you Imagine something,that you can Pretend it to be "real".
Laffin'!
You poor poor stupid [bleep].
'flier,
Now don't go swiping her Imagination or Pretend away from her,if only because it's all the dumb kchunt has got.
You poor poor INCREDIBLY stupid [bleep],I very much enjoy the notion that you "think" that your amazing Do Nothing Dumbfhukktitude gets under anyone's craw...except your's. Now THAT is [bleep] funny!
Here's to the power of your Secret Squirrel Delusions,in that you can blatantly summons enough Imagination and Pretend to "wield" your Window Licking Nothingness,as a [bleep] Trump Card. Looking forward to your next Whine and fresh batch of Excuses,as you type while wearing a seat belt,full face helmet and a bib...with your Mother's arm around you and her telling you that you are doing "great!". Laffin'!
Your boundless Dumbfhukktitude,is a riot and here's to your doing your "best" and still being so amazingly shy of the mark. Congratulations?!?
Still wondering who dresses you,chews your food for you and just how loud your Imagination is,when you shoot it?!?
Bless your heart.
Laffin'!
'flave,
Ohhhhhhhhhhh...it's quite a whole bit [bleep] funnier than that.
I'd wager she can lick a window and scream "Get some!",at the same [bleep] time.
I enjoy your Imagination and Pretend,almost as much as you do. Here's to the sanctity of the perpetual hilarity,as to WHY you are forced to use it soooooooo [bleep] much.At least it's free,so you can afford to "do" something.Mebbe mention,how quickly it is when you Imagine something,that you can Pretend it to be "real".Laffin'!You poor poor stupid [bleep].
I forget how "harrowing" of a notion it is for you,to leave the safe confines of your couch. Never knowed either,that your fear of water is sooooo great. It is a right proper Dichotomy,that your Greatest Fears,are what folks who live outside your Cement Jungle,do daily.
Can the kids walk out the front door and swim/play in the ocean,as per their whim? Yes,of course. Do they do so often? Not much more than every day. Laffin'!
Be sure and mention aloud,even more things that scare you and keep you indoors...you poor poor Clueless Kchunt.
Bless your heart.
Dooshmike,
Oh it's a [bleep] of a lot funnier than that,but unfortunately The Paper Hat Brigade cain't know why and really think they are doing "great".
Laffin'!
wrongway,
Imitation is THE most sincere form of flattery and there's no slightin' your haste in trying to shoot for the stars. Congratulations?!? Laffin'!
It ain't like you could pry your kchunt from the couch and actually do something. Laffin'!
Perhaps consider shooting SquatToPee a PM and you two stupid whining kchunts can bolt your Imagination and Pretend together and really ring the [bleep] bell. Don't forget to extoll "all" the things you "do",all the things you "know" and muse your "results" in compilation. Laffin'! I look forward to The Axis Of Imagination's "hard charging" Tales of all the things that almost got did,all the wares that were almost used and from all the places you pin-headed [bleep] almost been. Do not forget to wax eloquent upon how you Window Licking Kchunts,could "almost" afford a camera to "capture" "all" that you "do",as well.
You poor stupid [bleep] couldn't knock the new,offa used pair of boots.
Wow +P+.
Rancho',
My front yard is the Great Abyss,as per SquatToPee's "experience".
She's simply doing the best she can,with what incredibly [bleep] little she has to work with.
Keep laughing there douchemike while you're chugging boxers little vienna
Shouldn't you be enjoying your day off school instead of fantasizing about your mancrushes? Get outside and enjoy the day, you might actually make a friend for once. Probably not, but hey anythings possible.
Thought I'd ride the couch today, exercise some Pretend, pick some vaginal parasites. Gunna save the bear hunting for the real men, I just can't measure up.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
Heading out of Tennessee May 15th to chase POW bears with Johnnie Laird. Looking forward to seeing some new country and hopefully taking a great bear to boot.
My bad...I forgot about you stupid [bleep] on this Thread.
Looking forward to your Excuses and "results",from this Bear Season.
Laffin'!
Dooshmike,
Imagination and Pretend is as close as those 2 Do Nothing Kchunts will ever come.
Mebbe wrongway will take SquatToPee in a ride in one of her jets and 'Pee can parachute outta it,yelling "GET Some!",so they both can "contribute" to this Thread with even more magnitude.
Laffin'!
'2,
Your insecurities are very WELL founded. Congratulations?!?
Was rather looking forward to your version of a Bear and the hilarity surrounding that ineptitude,but for some reason you refrain in sharing said "exploits" and your riveting "knowledge". Laffin'!
Hell...you'd be doing "GREAT" to come home with a soup can wearing a hole in it,after your "best" Bear Hunting "abilities" had run their rather impressive course. You "hard charging" amazingly stupid [bleep],are a riot! Bless your heart.
As an aside,do you prefer 'em with or without their label,when shooting for the stars in sucha fashion?!? Laffin'!
Wow +P+!!!
TN',
Play your cards right and Johnnie might share with you,his highly esteemed Crash Course on rifling through the vehicle(s )of another. He's rather adept.
Hold his feet to the fire,on getting you on a nice even rub.
I think the two girls rowed the Nu Canoe over and busted that paddle over that big ol bars skull ,bet it's an early pic of the bar bleeding face down in the Nu. Or is that another bar ?
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The one nesting in the Nu,greatly exceeds the one Sister is chasing around on The Great Abyss. It would only square 6.5' and Net 19-4/16"...the one in the nest is a whole 'nother coupla scoops of BIG.(grin)
I'm purty "surprised" that The Do Nothing Gang ran outta Imagination and Pretend,because they was really doing "great" there for a while. Was hoping for wrongway,SquatToPee and poor poor [bleep] stupid 'ball to form an alliance and wax eloquent on a HALO jump to infiltrate their Secret Squirrel AO and sneak up on another [bleep] soup can. Laffin'!
Where do these incredibly stupid [bleep] come from?!? Wow +P+!
Anywhoo...whatcha' wanna keep in mind is how leggy sumptin' is,as illustrated in the Nu pic with the Rat waltzing in the background. Tough to get tricked there,as the terrain is flat and the vegetation nil,so a good look and instant quantification is easily arranged,literally a mile away. Hint.
Big Boars are easily discerned,by both body type and behavior.
All Time Booner.
Year Book Booner.
All Time Booner.
Right at 19" Net...Rat.
'Nother 19" Rat.
All Time Booner. Note his outstretched starboard forepaw and that wing's relative length. Hint.
Hate to diminish these Stupid [bleep]'s Imaginations and Pretend...but you get the drift.
This schit is always [bleep] funny and I get a kick outta The Do Nothing Gang doing their "best". Hell...you'd think there'd be alotta Bear pics on a Bear Thread,but it just don't ever seem to [bleep] pan out,for some reason?!!?
Laffin'!
Their only constant is: that when it's all said and done...there's going to have been a [bleep] of a lot more said,than done.
You'll not have a load 'til after your balls drop, and we both know that ain't gonna happen any time soon. Til then, keep takin' your meals at the kiddy table, Tinkertits.
It's your Imagination,Pretend with it however you please. Why is it you Do Nothing Day Dreaming Dumb [bleep]'s default move,is to always go to cramming things in your mouth and ass?!?
You "hard chargers" are a [bleep] riot!
'flave,
You are gonna horn her up and I'm not certain she can fit anything else in her mouth or her ass. Not that she ain't gonna try.
Laffin'!
Sammo,
Don't be too hard on her,Imagination and Pretend is all the poor poor little kchunt has got.
Swipe that away and she'll be broke right the [bleep] down.
Laffin'!
'lia,
What DON'T horn you up?!?
Laffin'!
'flier,
Don't be too hard on her,she's simply doing the best she can...with what incredibly [bleep] little she has to work with.
Here's hoping her paper route pays off,so she can afford a camera,some day. SquatToPee has been saving for years now and is half way there! Poor poor [bleep] fireball,would do well to throw her's the [bleep] away.
Laffin'!
The Paper Hat Brigade never can fend their oblivious hilarity.
The one nesting in the Nu,greatly exceeds the one Sister is chasing around on The Great Abyss. It would only square 6.5' and Net 19-4/16"...the one in the nest is a whole 'nother coupla scoops of BIG.(grin)
I'm purty "surprised" that The Do Nothing Gang ran outta Imagination and Pretend,because they was really doing "great" there for a while. Was hoping for wrongway,SquatToPee and poor poor [bleep] stupid 'ball to form an alliance and wax eloquent on a HALO jump to infiltrate their Secret Squirrel AO and sneak up on another [bleep] soup can. Laffin'!
Where do these incredibly stupid [bleep] come from?!? Wow +P+!
Anywhoo...whatcha' wanna keep in mind is how leggy sumptin' is,as illustrated in the Nu pic with the Rat waltzing in the background. Tough to get tricked there,as the terrain is flat and the vegetation nil,so a good look and instant quantification is easily arranged,literally a mile away. Hint.
Big Boars are easily discerned,by both body type and behavior.
All Time Booner.
Year Book Booner.
All Time Booner.
Right at 19" Net...Rat.
'Nother 19" Rat.
All Time Booner. Note his outstretched starboard forepaw and that wing's relative length. Hint.
Hate to diminish these Stupid [bleep]'s Imaginations and Pretend...but you get the drift.
This schit is always [bleep] funny and I get a kick outta The Do Nothing Gang doing their "best". Hell...you'd think there'd be alotta Bear pics on a Bear Thread,but it just don't ever seem to [bleep] pan out,for some reason?!!?
Laffin'!
Their only constant is: that when it's all said and done...there's going to have been a [bleep] of a lot more said,than done.
Bless their hearts.
Come on Boxer, where are the pics of some "Maine minimums"? Those were all way too big.
The Gang's "standards" ain't much of anything and she'd "perform" right with the rest of their "results".
Luckily...Imagination and Pretend is free,so they get to do "something".
Laffin'!
Dooshmike,
We just might have to get WhoreHey to make a Guest Appearance,to beat the Rat Drum long and loud,as a means of quantifying how amazingly [bleep] hilarious her best efforts are.
All Time Booner in the front yard.
Year Book Booner.
Here's a WhoreHey Maine Minimum,in all it's Regal Splendor. Laffin'!
Shot the Lunar Eclipse a smidge last night,with a Canon 1DX/500 F.4 Version II and played around dragging the shutter and what not,from my midsized Manfrotto. Be curious to see how they panned out,if at all.
Film at 11:00.
'lia,
I'd not wish to curtail neither your Imagination nor it's Pretend,in the sole "satisfaction" that is all your's... as you play your endless reel of Man Fantasies through your pointy head.
Yep...you are really a "hard charger". Laffin'! You poor poor incredibly stupid [bleep],you can't even remember the last time you were Outdoors.
Feel free to wax eloquent on all the things you've almost done lately and just how very close you were,to "doing" them.
Bless your heart.
Laffin'!
Lemme fuel your Imagination,if only to bolster your Pretend and grant you opportunity to place more of "your" Outdoor Pics in your 'bucket account. Laffin'!
All Time Book Booner.
Looking forward to yet another Whine and more Excuses.
Laffin'!
Dooshmike,
It'd be mean to swipe The Do Nothing Gang's Imagination or Pretend...if only because it's all that the dumb kchunts have.
One could get the whole bunch of 'em to cross the street in unison,by tossing 'lia's rubber dick across same and it'd be the fastest they'd moved in years.
You best save your nickles,so as to mebbe afford the gas to leave your driveway.
I musta missed it...when was it you last left your couch?!? Laffin'!
You poor poor Day Dreaming Do Nothing Kchunt,you make Jeff-O look like Elgin Gates and Rambo. Laffin'!
Bless your heart.
Dooshmike,
SuperKchunt IS a Maine Minimum.
Laffin'!
'lia,
AWESOME stuff. When you plagiarize pics,where's your favorite source? That "intel" might brighten SuperKchunt's day. Also,might you know where there's a good assortment of cartoons to swipe,as they rate rather high in her book too? Laffin'!
Tough to do anything on 'em,in this dense vegetation. Teddy for ya'. Laffin'!
As an average,when you Pretend something,how long does it take for it,to become "real" to you?!? SuperKchunt has it down to nano-seconds,due a lifetime of mandatory practice and is a Ninja. Laffin'!
Lemme see...where was I at,in fueling you Stupid [bleep]' Imaginations?
If you could pry your kchunt from the couch and fire up your Butterfly Net,you could get busy sneaking up on pop cans and in just a few year's time have enough funds for a tan of gas and be able to leave the driveway. Alas...it just ain't to be and you'll just have to bask in the "satisfactions" of "living" vicariously.
Bless your heart.
Allow me to fuel your Imagination,so as to bolster your Pretend,so you get to 'do" something too. Laffin'!
All Time Book Booner on the approach.
Whattya' figure to Pretend about next?!? How "real" will it be to you?!? Just how fast is your Imagination?!?
You Do Nothing Day Dreaming Dumb [bleep] are a riot!
I'm planning on going, as I haven't shot a bear in a few years(minus one with a slingshot) and I'd like to try for a decent one. I don't expect to see anything near the size Boxer's got in his pics, but some decent ones are shot around here from time to time. The weather is supposedly set to turn here this next week, so I think there will be a few bears popping out. Haven't seen any yet, but got first reports of a few being seen this week.
I haven't got much experience hunting bears, and I always tend to think they are really big until I get close to them and can tell that they aren't. Think I'm going to stick to the bow(possibly a spear too) until I get better at judging size.Either way, it'll be a good time after a rather long winter.
The Nu's are for real and are even better in Application,than they are in Theory...which in itself is wellllll beyond Skookum. Have not applied power to mine and simply slip around with the paddle. Could see a guy covering some big water,with power.
They are VERY forgiving and will let you do things,that a canoe couldn't begin to suffer,as stability goes.
Front yard.
Their width,is key to stability.
They might could be handy.(grin)
'76,
Fascinating thread. You,SquatToPee and wrongway are going to "do" a like "amount"...once the dust settles.
Bless your heart.
Laffin'!
SquatToPee,
I'll feign my "surprise",that due your uncanny "prowess",you've yet again managed to find a Thread you "know" less than nothing about. Your 100% connect percentage in that regard,is very "impressive".
You Do Nothing Day Dreaming Window Licking Kchunts are a [bleep] riot!
Congratulations?!?
Laffin'!
Be sure and toss a new Whine in the equation and frost it copiously with fresh Excuses.
Wow +P+!
Knock it out of the Park and mention some more things you almost did,the wares you almost did it with and the places you've almost did 'em.
Laffin'!
first',
Be sure and hang a pic of the "big" Bear,that you are almost gonna get.(grin)
wrongway,
I enjoy your Imagination and Pretend,almost as much as you do. Here's to the sanctity of the perpetual hilarity,as to WHY you are forced to use it soooooooo [bleep] much.
At least it's free,so you can afford to "do" something.
Mebbe mention,how quickly it is when you Imagine something,that you can Pretend it to be "real".
Laffin'!
You poor poor stupid [bleep].
'flier,
Now don't go swiping her Imagination or Pretend away from her,if only because it's all the dumb kchunt has got.
That'd be mean.
Laffin'!
Might not be a Alaska bear, but not bad for a desert bear.
The Nu's are for real and are even better in Application,than they are in Theory...which in itself is wellllll beyond Skookum. Have not applied power to mine and simply slip around with the paddle. Could see a guy covering some big water,with power.
They are VERY forgiving and will let you do things,that a canoe couldn't begin to suffer,as stability goes.
Front yard.
Their width,is key to stability.
They might could be handy.(grin)
'76,
Fascinating thread. You,SquatToPee and wrongway are going to "do" a like "amount"...once the dust settles.
Bless your heart.
Laffin'!
SquatToPee,
I'll feign my "surprise",that due your uncanny "prowess",you've yet again managed to find a Thread you "know" less than nothing about. Your 100% connect percentage in that regard,is very "impressive".
You Do Nothing Day Dreaming Window Licking Kchunts are a [bleep] riot!
Congratulations?!?
Laffin'!
Be sure and toss a new Whine in the equation and frost it copiously with fresh Excuses.
Wow +P+!
Knock it out of the Park and mention some more things you almost did,the wares you almost did it with and the places you've almost did 'em.
Laffin'!
first',
Be sure and hang a pic of the "big" Bear,that you are almost gonna get.(grin)
wrongway,
I enjoy your Imagination and Pretend,almost as much as you do. Here's to the sanctity of the perpetual hilarity,as to WHY you are forced to use it soooooooo [bleep] much.
At least it's free,so you can afford to "do" something.
Mebbe mention,how quickly it is when you Imagine something,that you can Pretend it to be "real".
Laffin'!
You poor poor stupid [bleep].
'flier,
Now don't go swiping her Imagination or Pretend away from her,if only because it's all the dumb kchunt has got.
That'd be mean.
Laffin'!
Might not be a Alaska bear, but not bad for a desert bear.
Hey, First Coues Was Only An Eighty Inch Dink .....
Looks like you might actually be on something, though spring lack bears in Arizona are going to abandon water catchments.
My experience has been to call them. You're going to do much better with that, than watching water -- even though it's been abnormally hot and seasonally dry, this year.
On another note and specifically in reference to your Unit 9 archery elk permit:
Go south of the powerline and into the junpers. Scout that out and stick with it, even if tracks and everyone or everything else says otherwise. Go as far south as you can, but still stay in the junipers and find water and, be patient.
Why would anyone Ignore you? Your Do Nothing Day Dreaming Dumbfhukktitude is ONLY funny,because you feel compelled to expound upon it and I'm rather happy to grant you all of the rope you deem requisite,to make all of your Dreams come "true". Laffin'!
You are doing "great"!
Mebbe shoot 'ball a PM and you two Drooling Kchunts,might be able to go on a BWT together and put another notch in your belts,with a Soup Can Hunt! Take lots of pics and be sure to muse "particulars",after the "hard charging" "Adventure".
Or simply set on your couchbound kchunt,Whine a bit more and mue some fresh Excuses. either way...everyone wins. Laffin'!
Bless your heart.
'taim,
Man that is some big/steep/rugged country. What happened to all the trees? Was there a fire that burned them down or something?
20yr old 20-incher,that's weathered a few storms.
Saving for a video camera,myself.(grin)
(Addendum: For yet another WindowLicker)
Tom',
Thanks for taking the time to "tell" me "all" of those "particulars". You made the cut! Please consider shooting SuperKchunt and 'ball a PM,so as to join them on their highly esteemed Soup Can Hunt. Laffin'!
Holy [bleep] Schit...where do you amazingly stupid dumbfhukks come from?!?
That's the Oregon Coast if ain't straight up Its straight down. We like to clear cut the timber in spots looks ugly as he'll but in a few years them little trees get up there. The clear cut makes glassing a lot easier.
That's the Oregon Coast if ain't straight up Its straight down. We like to clear cut the timber in spots looks ugly as he'll but in a few years them little trees get up there. The clear cut makes glassing a lot easier.
Tom stick is messing with ya. He's from Coos bay. You should be very careful dealing with him, next thing ya know he will be telling you what a dumbphuck you are.
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
No messing an no Coos Bay, and no DF calling there irfubar. But I did just get back from Coos bay ridding the dunes.
Tom',
You AMAZINGLY stupid [bleep]...that was BEAUTIFUL!
Wow +P+!
No schit?!? "Ridding"? As an aside,what is a "dune"?
'bar,
Sweetheart...do you really think that anyone could make Tom look like a bigger dumbfhukk,than he can?!? Laffin'!
You're doing "great" too.
Laffin'!
SuperKchunt,
Here's hoping your Imaginary Pretend Jesus,keeps granting your Dreams to come "true".
Laffin'!
GreatWapoozy,
Please don't slight the magnitude of hilarity,that all you Drooling Dumbfhukks reliably bring to the table.
Few heads is pointier than your's,just as there are damned [bleep] few who "do" less than you. Congratulations?!?
The Do Nothing Gang is on [bleep] FIRE,here as of late. I very much enjoy the Fireworks Display,of you poor poor Stupid [bleep]' Imaginations.
Lemme fuel it for you.
Shoot SuperKchunt a PM and tell her to be sure to add that pic,to her 'bucket account as well.
Laffin'!
One thing is for certain about you "hard chargers" and that's when it's all said and done...there's going to have been a [bleep] of a LOT more said,than done.
Luckily for you Dumb [bleep],Imagination and Pretend are free.
PLEASE don't say that your Imagination and Pretend are waning...you were doing so "great". Laffin'!
Lemme fuel it some more for you,with some more Fireworks.
Perhaps it's time for you to hang a plagiarized pic,or mebbe go all [bleep] out and lob a cartoon. Your avatar rocks! You "hard chargers" are a [bleep] riot. Laffin'!
Looking forward to yet another Whine and more Excuses,as you wax eloquent on all the things you almost did.
Dune definition for Boxer; a sand hill or sand ridge formed by the wind, usu. in desert regions or near lakes and oceans. If you need anything else just ask I am here for your.
Dune definition for Boxer; a sand hill or sand ridge formed by the wind, usu. in desert regions or near lakes and oceans. If you need anything else just ask I am here for your.
Dooshmike,
She will however throw a fastball Whine,right down the [bleep] middle and her curved Excuses are [bleep] LEGENDARY.
Laffin'!
SuperKchunt,
Your incredibly long list of WELL founded insecurities,never ceases to dazzle. Congratulations?!?
Here's to your Imagination and to just how [bleep] badly you need it.
Bless your heart.
Tom',
You amazingly stupid [bleep],I do have a few questions,that only you can answer.
1) Who dresses you 2) Who chews your food for you
That'll be enough to stump you,for more than a little while. Laffin'!
No schit: "I am here for your".
You "hard chargers" are a [bleep] riot!
Lemme fuel your Imagination for you.
Can't wait for the next series of particulars,you try to "tell" me about...you poor poor amazingly stupid [bleep].
I've prolly long had an affinity for duping victims in,exceedingly close...as you oh sooooo obliviously attest. Laffin'! Happiness is pulling plastic outta a breast and I've zero doubt you've the markings upon your Man Boobs,to correlate same. Re-laffin'!
Looking forward to more of the things you've almost done,punctuated copiously with heartfelt Whining and more Excuses.
Bless your heart.
Oops...got to laughing so [bleep] hard,that I nearly forgot to fuel your Imagination.
I like knives too.
Laffin'!
Mav',
Yank her Imagination and Pretend away and she'll have nothing...which would be mean.
Laffin'!
Dooshmike,
I'll feign my "surprise",at more of SuperKchunt's "best"...being soooooooo [bleep] incredibly shy of the mark.
My fingers is crossed,for her to hang yet another plagiarized pic. Won't be long,before the above are in her album too.
Sweetheart...you are gonna have to hide your crossed-eyes and drooling yap behind far more than a $9 knife,to improve any/all images of yourself. You are outta skin to boot. Laffin'!
Lemme fuel your Imagination for you,if only to bolster your Pretend and connect more than a few dots for you Drooling Dumbfhukks. Then you "hard chargers" can fling PM's,summons The Axis Of Imagination and fling some fresh heartfelt Whines and some new Excuses. Laffin'!
I'd not wanna start out with a Clearcut,as that wouldn't be fair. The added humor of a Select Cut stumping you Clueless Kchunts,will only add to the incredible hilarity you've mustered thus far. Laffin'!
Always adds a perspective,to gun a frame from where you dealt death. He's face planted in this frame,having been laced with a .224" &5'max at 3150fps.
Lookin' back,part way...enroute to claim The Prize.
Funny how it actually works.
Always nice to catch colors in their native surroundings.
I thunked it a nice touch to add the single empty to the fray,dote on the beloved Classics a smidge,be sure to proffer THE Call,extoll the virtues of a S30V(Goggle it) Whammer and correlate the sanctity and warm/fuzzy of POA/POI intersections being a given.
Now of course them constants sail over your pointy head and tinfoil hat,which adds more than a whole [bleep] buncha humor to the equation. Congratulations?!? Laffin'!
If only to fuel your Imagination a touch more and to coax your Pretend along,I'll feign my "surprise" that the victim were murdered in a strip I cut. Please tell yourself that you could and be sure to add them pics to your 'bucket account. Laffin'!
'Nother for posterity and if it helps,tell folks you shot this frame too. Laffin'!
You poor poor stupid [bleep]...you couldn't knock the new,offa Used pair of boots.
Bless your heart.
Laffin'!
wrongway,
Fascinating that your Imagination and it's Pretend,are consumed with your [bleep] and you are powerless in it's refrain. Congratulations?!?
Here's to you doing your best,with what incredibly [bleep] little you have to work with.
Laffin'!
'tiam,
One of these days I'll save the jingle to travel North and West...hopefully making it to Orygun.
Seems like you guys got it going on!
That Bear is BEAUTIFUL and it would damned near cough up enough rug,to make a pair of ankle tall house slippers.
What!? No make-up? I kinda like the little green OompaLoomp look. Laffin'
Man you're awesome. Now I know why you need all those knives. Probably wear one out everyday by noon with all the killin' you have to do. How do you ever do it and keep a job too? What a slayer you are. How bout some more pics of your Booner bear. Them's add awesome and height all in the same frame.
Mebbe consider holding your breath,when you stomp your itty-bitty feet like that,while throwing a right proper Hissy Fit for maximum effect. There ain't no slightin' your exceedingly WELL founded insecurities,you poor poor Whining Do Nothing Kchunt. None do a Vagina Monologue,better than you. Congratulations?!? Laffin'!
Lemme fuel your Imagination for you,so as to bolster your Pretend even further and connect a few more dots,for you Drooling Dumbfhukks.
S35V here,if only to grant you more practice,with your GoogleFu. Laffin'! Slowing work up to a Clear Cut and you'll haveta pardon my having cut this strip too. Here's hoping you can muster the Imagination requisite,to conjure up enough Pretend,that you can convince yourself that you could too. Laffin'!
Luckily for you,Imagination and Pretend are free...so you can "do" something too. Laffin'!
Much looking forward to your next heartfelt Whine and even more Excuses,from your "hard charging" Couchbound Kchunt Chronicles.
Bless your heart.
Laffin'!
Bag drag this AM,for another 2wks of vacation...if only to cheer you up further.
Hobby for certain...the poor poor dumb kchunt don't have two nickels to rub together.
Luckily,Imagination and Pretend are free,otherwise she'd have nothing.
Laffin'!
wrongway,
You Clueless Do Nothing Kchunts are a [bleep] riot!
Better PM this to SuperKchunt,so she can add it to her 'bucket account. S35V,The Call,Classics,Brux '8",Alpha2,.530BC kiss,clip-slotted/double-lugged 20MOA 1913 and a 52218...if only for starters. Google it. Laffin'!
Cheer up,didn't kill him in a Unit I Clear Cut,though I did cut the Right Of Way. Please feel free to use enough Imagination,to Pretend you could and bask in those "satisfactions".
Laffin'!
The only thing you shoot is your mouth and Imagination,in no particular order.
Bag drag this AM,for another 2wks of vacation...if only to cheer you up further.
Re-laffin'!
Film at 11:00...
I'm sure your fan simply cannot wait for vacation pics. Take lots pics sitting down. It will make you appear taller and don't forget to wear a big hat in the sun. OompaLoompies don't take sun well.
It's your Imagination,Pretend with it however you please. Cut to the chase and tell yourself that which you most need to hear,first and be sure to rehash them WELL founded insecurities,yet again. Laffin'!
Lemme fuel your Imagination for you,if only to bolster your Pretend,so you can "contribute" too,by making it "real". Be sure to poke these pics in your 'bucket account too. Laffin'!
Mebbe some more S35V,mainly because few is duller than you. Pun be intended...though you'll miss the point. That'd be a Re-Pun. Laffin'!
Be sure to spruce up your Vagina Monologue,slip in a few heartfelt Whines and fling some fresh Excuses,if only to salve the realities of your Couchbound Kchunt. 'Nother pun there. Laffin'!
Looking forward to hearing more about all the things you almost did,all the wares you almost had and all the places you've almost been,as you stomp your itty-bitty feet,hold your breath and obliviously flaunt the incredible hilarity of your Do Nothing Dumbfhukkery. You "hard chargers" are a [bleep] RIOT!
Just might rock some Filson. Google it.
Laffin'!
Dooshmike,
You run the risk of horning her up all over again and suffering the fate of her Imagination and Pretend.
Laffin'!
(Addendum: for yet another Clueless Window Licking Kchunt)
Perhaps this is Prime Time for you to give your Secret Squirrel Dog Whistle a 90psi blast and summons The Do Nothing Gang and you "hard chargers" can fill out your Hurt Feeler reports and denote what it's "fair" for me to take pics of. Laffin'!
You might wanna poll the gals on what camera equipment I can use,so as to keep that "fair" too.
I'm only (5) Airports from the house,then it's Cast & Blast. Cain't wait to hear the Ruling of you poor poor slobbering kchunts,so as to keep it all "fair". Be sure and keep adding to your incredibly long list of WELL founded insecurities...if only for the hilarity that is oblivious to you. Laffin'!
Bless your heart.
Dooshmike,
She's just another cross-eyed Drooling Retard,simply doing the best she can,with what incredibly [bleep] little she has to work with.
Luckily for her,Imagination and Pretend are free...so she too can "contribute".
Laffin'!
(Addendum: for AKH)
Swapped gates and boarding is delayed.
Anywhoo...it is indeed a fact and one of life's HILARIOUS constants,that them who Whine the most,"do" the least. SuperKchunt LOVES to connect them dots obliviously,by doing her "best" and spending "all" that time "Outdoors". Laffin'!
Hoping the gals can mebbe summons another picture of a Soup Can,or something equally "magnificent". I'm forced to "settle" for Booners and Chrome.(grin)
I'm crying I'm laughing soooooo [bleep] hard!
Wow +P++!
(Re-addendum: for yet another perpetually clueless Window Licker)
SquatToPee,
Still saving for your first camera,you "hard charger" you. Looking forward to that Excuse,more Whining and "all" the "particulars"of your "results".
Knock it outta Da Park Toots and go FULL Retard,if only as per your always.
Laffin'!
(Re-re-addendum: For yet another Clueless [bleep] Window Licker)
G,
You INCREDIBLY Stupid Kchunt,your uncanny "ability" to take Stupidity to places it's never been before,is offa the [bleep] charts hilarious. Congratulations?!?
Jeezus [bleep] you poor poor ignorant kchunts are AMAZING in your Dumbfhukktitude.
Wow... , re-pics & re-re-pics of OompyLoompy you and your pathetic stuff prove it.
Laffin'
SC, just fer schitz n giggles, a couple months ago I did a google search of some of B's bucks. Most went back around 2006 or 2008.
B, when was the last time you actually killed anything but bandwidth?
and no, I don't really expect and answer, just the usual about Texas, dumbphuckitude, petting zoos, sitting on the couch and [bleep] and yadda yadda yadda.
You fall offa your ladder and bump your pointy head?!?
Laffin'!
Cheer up,that pickle were sluiced at 15yds.
Just sayin'.
SuperKchunt,
Well...the Thread is Titled: "Spring Bears...",if only to confuse you further and to give you something else to Whine about,along with your incredibly long list of insecurities. Congratulations?!?
When was the last time you were outside?
Laffin'!
Just got to the house and am gearing up,with my crummy warming up.
Thinkin' l'lI roll Retro and rock the fabulous 1D3/17-40 melding and schlep a video camera or two,if only for good measure. Trying to decide which rifle to tote streamside this afternoon and SAS makes a good point for Blue Thunder and mebbe it'll get the initial nod. I reckon there will be more than a few knives,in more than a few packs,along with a long list of other wares beyond your means,abilities and comprehension.
Looking forward to your Vagina Monologue,regarding how none of it is "fair".
Laffin'!
Film at 11:00.
'smoker,
Might you just be inferring,that the Texas Version of everything,is simply [bleep] hilarious? Laffin'!
G' can only do the best she can,with what incredibly [bleep] little she has to work with and is at the mercy of her comprehension...which certainly do her NO [bleep] favors.
The depths of The Do Nothing Gang's stupidity,is wellllllllllll beyond [bleep] amazing.
Wow +P+!
G',
You don't stand corrected,you stand simply [bleep] clueless...despite doing your "best". Any barbed-wire or pointy boot pics,or better yet a [bleep] Soup Can? Laffin'!
Congratulations?!?
SquatToPee,
If you could Imagine to Pretend being able to afford a camera,which one would it be?
Laffin'!
wrongway,
Did you and SquatToPee Ninja at the same Mall?!?
Laffin'!
Greenhorn,
B&C is simply a series of dimensions,that extrapolate nicely to relative magnitude. If it horns you up to have your name in Coloring Books,simply do so.
I could give less than a schit,but the dimensioning is handy to subtend with...if only to your chagrin.
Consider Whining more,as I enjoy a good high-pitched Hissy Fit.
Laffin'!
(Addendum: The [bleep] Window Lickers are on FIRE)
Greenhorn,
You are at the mercy of what you "think" you "know" and I find it curious,that you like to perpetually reiterate what a stupid [bleep] you are. Looking forward to you "telling" me about Bears and/or anything else you'd like...if only because it will be funnier than [bleep].
It'd take a spell to line up 100's of blades,but I thunked it funny to hang a few,if only to give Whiners something to [bleep] Whine about. Be sure to "tell" me about knives too. Laffin'!
It'd a be a GOOD race,to determine who's seen fewer BIG Bears,between you,wrongway,SuperKchunt and fireball. You gals hash it out,for Braggin' Rights.
Laffin'!
wrongway,
It's your Imagination,Pretend with it however you please. Only you know how badly,you GOTTA talk about cock.
Bless your heart.
As an aside,Goose Poop made it into the crummy too.
Imagination and pretend Boxer... how'd you know that bear is "20 years old"? Did you attend it's birthday parties? As if BIG bears are something that takes magic on prince of wales island..
Nice knife collection. how long did it take you to line up your knives or a photo. You must be Xtra bored.