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You can read sign, my friend.
Maybe help him next year.
You know that the Dickcheese is gonna try again.


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It was uberfreaking easy.

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He's already setting them up again over there.
WOW.
A master.
No wonder fat, blue hairs wilt underneath that bullchit ability.


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If only SM was as good at selling his stories.

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Originally Posted by ingwe
Quit what?

In 40 days I'll be retired and headed for Texas at a high lope to lay a path of death and destruction amongst the indigenous creatures there.


Are dinks indigenous there? I don't think so........



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Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by ingwe
Quit what?

In 40 days I'll be retired and headed for Texas at a high lope to lay a path of death and destruction amongst the indigenous creatures there.


Are dinks indigenous there? I don't think so........


grin Texas deers are all dinks. Some have big horns, but they're all pretty small by northern standards. Ingwe should do fine on dinks here.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Holy Smokes,
just saw the tale scattered over (oops, I mean ALL over) the forum.

1. Saw a bear at a friends spot.
2. Ass shot bear with uber unit.
3. Phoned a friend.
4. Went home.
5. Came back with another friend.
6. Friend found bear.
7. Friend killed bear.
8. Friend took hero shots of me.
9. Friend hauled bear.
10. Friend gutted bear.
11. Friend skinned bear.
12. I wrote up multiple entries on internet forums of my awesomeness.
13. I was voted a badass mutherphoucer......

by me.



Yep. He really covered himself with glory. Good thing he was using a 340 Tyrannosaur!


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If only because Bears is ALWAYS [bleep] funny!

Northbound Bear,hit in his South end(cheerio)...375H&H AI/270FS and that boolit is still going for all I know. It laced him treelength and exited the brisket. I was on the trigger and placement was a given(I've seen me shoot).

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'Course,I'd of had ZERO qualm lacing him the opposite direction,as the results woulda been the same...other than momentum carried him a few yards on the poke I happily took.

Walked up,laced him through shoulders to remove all wiggle and dat was it.

Rather similar to this.

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As you were...this schit is [bleep] FUNNY!


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You may have a career in Nashville yet.

How about: "My Tyrannosaur can't stomp a bear 'cause I can't shoot"


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Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by Royce
Sorry, I don't rant on here often but the idea of bragging on leaving an animal wounded in the hills all night and then bragging on it bugged me.

Fred


Cheer up, the tale hasn't shown up in the Free Classifieds .....yet.



Now that is funny!!

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Boxer, that's a nice bear... where'd you hunt him? I'm looking to book a Canadian black bear hunt next spring.

I was thinking I'd take my 375 with 270 gr TSX's. Looks like a 270 gr bullet works good on bruin.


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Pretty horrible story.



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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Horribly funny!

Ain't my inten to steal ANY of that Thunder,because it certainly stands out,upon it's own "merit".

If only for perspective and I apologize for it being so much bigger.

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The 75gr Chronicles...and again much bigger.

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Though in fairness,everyone's idea of "big" and "VERY big",is quite different.




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75gr.?
Forget-a-bout-it.......
Impossible.
You need to safari more.


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Originally Posted by Kentucky_Windage
He's not moving here. He just wants to come down and shoot stuff with rifles in gay AI chamberings. The Rangers are on alert...



^^^^

This




Though I will also be toting the 7x57 at times.

Wait for " The Javelina Monologues" grin


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Ja vay-vay??



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Yup! laugh


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Boxer, thats really a good pic of sister.You, on the other hand�..not so photogenic�.. eek


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It's good eatin', ja vay-vay.



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Originally Posted by smokepole
It's good eatin'



You're the first one Ive heard say that�.tell me your secrets�.


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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