Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire A Bear story, or "The proper way to pack out a big (DEAD)black bear!" PIC HEAVY,

If y'all have the tatted up guns why not just skip the shooting and go to rasslin' the bar? Let the bar chase you up the slope and then rassle him to death and just throw him in the UPS truck. What are the regs on shipping a bar? Live and dead?

My old lady can kick your old lady's ASS,

Good god, the tenassees (deliberate sp) have been out in droves today. The only good thing about Reb central is Jackson kayaks and some of e great rivers there....

Also love Heydrich chiming with his Sunday school sermons...

Not to mention the 'real hunters wound game' schtick...

Great sig line material there.

Here's one for the incompetent and incontinent..."just because you can't do szhit, doesn't mean szhit can't be done".

Yeah, well, my old lady has tatted up guns and said she'd shoot anyone else's old lady in the ass with something "uber" and leave her laying overnight.

Riddle me this: why would anybody brag about being 6'3 and 250? That fits the definition of obese.

Well boxer is 3' 6" and 25lbs, is that bragging?

Don't worry...he's working on getting taller...

I am just under 5' 11" and 250 lbs on the dot and I am most definitely NOT obese!

And I was not "Bragging" only stating my size to give a comparison VS the bear and what his real life size was.

FWIW, I am also not obese by any stretch of the word. Anyone who has seen my photos here or met me would see that quite quickly.

The Jr. High Peanut Gallery here must be running out of stuff to dig up or 'complain' about. Obese? Nope. Laughable even.

Hell yeah, you were sporting your tatted up guns.

No, you're only dressed to just bear a slight resemblance to Bob's Big Boy.

I have made a grievous error. I thought Stewart had said he was a good part Aboriginal Tribesman. To me Aborigines look akin to the fellow in Bricktop's avatar. Then his pic, which looks to be about circa 1975, indeed looks like Bob's Big Boy.

I have to totally revise my thinking about the origins of Australia now. Prior to the English dumping their convicts there, evidently there were whole tribes resembling Bob's Big Boy, but probably with full-sleeve tats, running around in thongs [bleep] Kangaroos and the like. Maybe those in Quigley just rolled in the mud all the time in order to prevent skin cancer. That and they had no access to Suave.

I am of Aboriginal descent, like an awful lot of other Australians I have a touch of the tar-brush...I am NOT Aboriginal, I am most definitely not a tribal man.

And with the amount of European blood in my veins I all but glow in the dark...my cousins on the other hand are an entirely different matter as they are most definitely tribal Aboriginals.



added, the little lad (Kidman) with me in the picture IS Aboriginal and his mother is from Windorah in QLD, I went to school with her brothers for a short time.

Amusing to remember all those little Aboriginal kids and one whitey down at the dump with bung eyes.


Not something one see's now.

PS, in 1975 I was ten years of age.

Yeah...but I f_cking well ROCK it!

As far as the definition of "obese," don't take my word for it, you can look it up. Google body mass index and go from there. 6'3 and 250 is borderline obese, unless you're someone who works out a lot with a high percentage of muscle mass.

Not many fit that definition.

I would never bag on someone for being overweight. But I would bag on someone for bragging on it. Safariman, if you weren't bragging on it, my sincerest apologies.

I have seen obese people, and they do not look like either SM or myself.

lol There are a lot of guys that are that tall and weigh that who aren't "obese".

Another mistake. I thought On the Beach was a fictional story.