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I was young and bashful back then.
Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say,
"Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow". believe it or not i once had that very conversation.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Ranger
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Excellent YouTube material !! Where's the vid cam when ya need one ???
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All I can say is . . . . . ."No hard feelin's"
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Campfire Ranger
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"Rapper cuts off penis and jumps from balcony!!"
... go forth and multiply.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Story in my home town was that there was one of "those old ladies" who frequented the butcher shop. It was the expressed desire of those in the store that she find another place to trade, but no one knew how to go about it. One day, the proprietor removed one teat from the bag of a cow. When he saw her coming down the street, he inserted in into his fly and snugged up the zipper. Following her shocked gaze down to below his belt, he exclaimed, "Is that thing out again?" Then proceded to flop it onto the block, took a cleaver and hacked it in twain. Mission accomplished. Even if not factual (it was sworn to be so), it makes a great story.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Feel good story of the year
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He won't be fathering welfare babies.Hopefully some damned dog came along and chowed down on his pecker.
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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what else can you say?
who cares!
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Nothing as I cannot see how this affects myself or anyone I know.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Reports are that rapper Andre Johnson will know be known as "Andre", because he cut the Johnson.
"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor." ![[Linked Image]](http://www.rockymtnrefl.com/TetonFenceBarncd1985987.jpg)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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God bless him. If this were done to all black men, assimilation could begin.
Last edited by eyeball; 04/16/14.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I was young and bashful back then.
Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say,
"Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow". believe it or not i once had that very conversation. Yep, me too, lol!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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"No hard drugs involved"... I am HIGHLY skeptical. I just call BS. Yup. First thing I thought of was bath salts.
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"No hard drugs involved"... I am HIGHLY skeptical. I just call BS. Yup. First thing I thought of was bath salts. So what is the solution...should we just give them away to the rappers for free, do you think it would work?
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Maybe it will become a fad Great idea.
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"No hard drugs involved"... I am HIGHLY skeptical. I just call BS. Yup. First thing I thought of was bath salts. So what is the solution...should we just give them away to the rappers for free, do you think it would work? Hmmmmm. Maybe. But if it happens two more times the news will lable it an epidemic, the feds will commission a panel of community organizers to come up with a plan to deal with it, the SPLC will lable selling bath salts to rappers a hate crime, and John Q tax payer foots the bill. Nah, we better just ignore this.
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Campfire Ranger
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Yes you are probably right, a shame though as it would have been a valued service to the species.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Reports are that rapper Andre Johnson will know be known as "Andre", because he cut the Johnson. The rapper formerly known as Johnson.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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