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No, it can't happen because the Bible calls homosex a grievous sin. However, a bunch of queers have made a lame attempt at rewording it be 'gay friendly', calling it the Queen James Bib. I'll bet God will have the last say on this one. Here's your nausea for the day. QUEEN JAMES BIBLE Right up front they claim that there was no mention of homosex in the Bible until the RSV in 1946. Seems that they over looked Leviticus that was written a couple thousand years BC.
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The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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He will smite them all....
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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What they've done is no different than the mockeries of the Bible done by the Jehovah's Witnesses and others.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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True but it is still sick.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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VERY sick...and they'll have to answer for it in the end.
Here's something from their website. It can't be more wrong. the Bible says PLENTY about it.
"The Bible says nothing about homosexuality. However, there might be no other argument in contemporary faith as heated as what the Bible is interpreted to say about homosexuality."
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Gay bible can be printed on a gum wrapper because it's so short. 4 words:
"You're going to hell."
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When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
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I can see it now. "Moses swished out of Egypt wearing a purple sash, trimmed with sequins, his feet adorned with the latest Moroccan sandals."
"The army didn't 'blow' their trumpets to bring down the walls of Jerico, they just got on their knees and blew Jerico!"
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When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? If your saying the neighbor don't like grilled beef, then yes. Smite the. Lmao!
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Campfire Oracle
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A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
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is this the version with Adam and Steve?
Last edited by 2legit2quit; 07/23/14.
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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I agree, shellfish is possibly a misdemeanor level abomination.
I'm an ordainted minister.
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Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
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I will eat shellfish and leave the tubesteak to the homos.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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it's a patent issue
you can only lease Canadians till the patent runs out
kinda like Ames drywall tools back in the day
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
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Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? They are people? 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
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Something clever here.
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