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My daughter (on facebook) challenged her mom to do the silly ALS ice water on the head deal. My wife met me at the door when I came home from work and kept badgering me to dump water on her head. I think it is silly, but I told her I would do it if she would combine it with something I find interesting . . . wet T-Shirt contests. (For those who have seen photos of my wife on here you know she is adequately racked for a 62 year old.  ) Of course she refused to remove her bra, because she is prudent. I finally gave in and dumped the water on her, being careful to completely wet her chest. To my amazement, even with her bra on, her nips snapped to attention. She was laughing so hard, but when she look at her ipad (still recording, she opened an umbrella to block the camera to hide her perfectly formed silhouette (hard nips and all.) So my question to all the sages on the fire: "Why do nipples get hard, even when wearing a bra, when doused with ice water?  No, there will be no pics! 
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Shrinkage does not discriminate. 
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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I think a more important question would be why does a weenie shrink?
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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No, there will be no pics! Then it didn't happen. You know the rules!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Got 'em frost bit and nerve damage? 
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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Loco, if you are still in the game when you are my age, and after 40 years of marriage to your first wife, then you may understand! 
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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No, there will be no pics! Then it didn't happen. You know the rules! this^^^^^^^^^^^^
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
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What I want to know is where does your Dick go when you take your first swim of the year???
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
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Who gives a carp as to why they get hard, just enjoy the fact that they DO!!
Paul
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I don't know, but I'm glad they do.........
If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice.
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The ice bucket challenge is not silly IF you also give money to ALS research. Go on YouTube and watch the Pete Frates story - then think about your own kids - then ask if raising $11million dollars is approximately 30 days due to the "silly ice bucket challenge" isn't so silly anymore. Also - please put pics of your wifes rack - just so we are all "above board" on this thread.
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It's the equal and opposite reaction to ice water making yer dick limber.. It's a law!
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
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The ice bucket challenge is not silly IF you also give money to ALS research. Go on YouTube and watch the Pete Frates story - then think about your own kids - then ask if raising $11million dollars is approximately 30 days due to the "silly ice bucket challenge" isn't so silly anymore. Also - please put pics of your wifes rack - just so we are all "above board" on this thread. We wrote the check, make no mistake . . .
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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The ice bucket challenge is not silly IF you also give money to ALS research. Go on YouTube and watch the Pete Frates story - then think about your own kids - then ask if raising $11million dollars is approximately 30 days due to the "silly ice bucket challenge" isn't so silly anymore. Also - please put pics of your wifes rack - just so we are all "above board" on this thread. I thought it was silly too until I found out what it's for. I heard they've raised more money doing this than the last few years without it. As for the nipple thing, uhhh, don't know. And I'm comfortable with that
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They also firm up if you whack them with the head.
Is there a fundraiser for that?
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