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Ahhh the days of wet t'shirt contests. Fond memories, but one of my faves was when a pard's brother told his wife he was going out fishing with his pards.
Instead they trotted off 30 miles to the nearest city where a local bar was having a widely advertised wet t'shirt contest.
They were having a grand ole time, until one of his pards said "damn that lil gal ain't got much more than fried eggs for titties!"
As he turned his head to look at this brave lass that through liquid courage had decided to flaunt her less than ample bosom
he declared "Gawddamn, that's my wife up there, WTF is she doing here!"
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Blood moves to inner core to sustain temp of vital organs. Obviously, Johnson is not deemed a vital organ.
Supercrewed:
Beautiful!
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Blood moves to inner core to sustain temp of vital organs. Obviously, Johnson is not deemed a vital organ.  If you haven't seen this before, zoom in to read the text: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/properties/outland/art_images/cg518d776e0157b.jpg) John
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In Pensacola in the '70's does anyone else remember "Evelyn's Grunge Bar"?
No wet t-shirts; no shirts at all. Very crowded. Very hot, and the girls dancing were as sweaty as they were ugly. Guys threw quarters onto the stage for the girls to put in the juke box.
One girl in particular would deliberately dance so she would sling sweat off of her nipples into the crowd and the guys would all duck to try to avoid getting hit.
Fun times on the path to becoming a Naval Aviator.
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"If you don't know where you're going, you may wind up somewhere else".
Yogi Berra
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Blood moves to inner core to sustain temp of vital organs. Obviously, Johnson is not deemed a vital organ. If you haven't seen this before, zoom in to read the text: John An original of that from my local rag is taped on the wall 3' from where I type.
FJB & FJT
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