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I'm thinking this would be the Uber TV show.
Flave and Shrapnel being the stars of the show.
How should the pilot show begin?
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Have always wondered why they don't do a show like that...
Find out why John Doe was fed to the pigs..
Find out why John Doe was pushed into the corn Harvester.
Lots of possibilities..
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I'd have all the actors wear aviators and talk about cocks all day.
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Would they all drive Toyota's?
With 270's in the gun racks?
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Who was last seen ridin' around with that fat
chick in the back of their truck before she
disappeared.
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I'd have all the actors wear aviators and talk about cocks all day. Flave is a chicken expert?
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They would all drink cheap beer.
Shrapnel would carry an 1874 Sharps and 1851 Navy Colt revolvers along with a genuine Sheffield Bowie while wearing plaid Pendleton shirts and Wranglers.
Travis would carry a Mickey Coleman custom 6.5x.284 and Glock .40's in a double pistol rig with Glock 42's in a pair of ankle holsters and a Chris Reeve tanto and three Benchmade automatic knives clipped to the cargo pockets of his 5.11's. His shirts are all UnderArmor.
They ride in various Toyota Tundras and Ford F-350's.
The plot of the pilot episode would be the investigation into the slaughter of the local Judge's pet sheep in a sleazy motel next to a country & western bar.
A redheaded stranger (female) would be the mystery witness to the crime. A few witnesses report seeing a tall older man wearing a leopard print thong running through the alley and several fired .270 Winchester cases were found on the ground just outside of the door to the motel room along with an empty bottle of 15 year old single malt Scotch.
A pot of chili WITH beans was simmering on the hot plate in the motel room and there were four different brands of Cuban cigar butts in the ashtray on the nightstand.
The Judge is nowhere to be found.
Ed
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Who stole all the Gideon bibles....
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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You mean the Gideon's Bible was stolen from the sheep's room, too!?!?  Bastids!  Ed
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Ed, the perp could easily be found by checking the comdom found next to azz of the sheep with the suspects' favorite brands, not to mention the impact marks i. The sheep skull matching a custom set of nunchuks
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Think Felix and Oscar....but funnier.
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The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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Ed, the perp could easily be found by checking the comdom found next to azz of the sheep with the suspects' favorite brands, not to mention the impact marks i. The sheep skull matching a custom set of nunchuks You check the condom. I don't do that CSI scheit anymore.   Besides, you gotta have samples on file to compare against. Who's man enough to ask Shrapnel for a sample? Ed
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They would all drink cheap beer.
Shrapnel would carry an 1874 Sharps and 1851 Navy Colt revolvers along with a genuine Sheffield Bowie while wearing plaid Pendleton shirts and Wranglers.
Travis would carry a Mickey Coleman custom 6.5x.284 and Glock .40's in a double pistol rig with Glock 42's in a pair of ankle holsters and a Chris Reeve tanto and three Benchmade automatic knives clipped to the cargo pockets of his 5.11's. His shirts are all UnderArmor.
They ride in various Toyota Tundras and Ford F-350's.
The plot of the pilot episode would be the investigation into the slaughter of the local Judge's pet sheep in a sleazy motel next to a country & western bar.
A redheaded stranger (female) would be the mystery witness to the crime. A few witnesses report seeing a tall older man wearing a leopard print thong running through the alley and several fired .270 Winchester cases were found on the ground just outside of the door to the motel room along with an empty bottle of 15 year old single malt Scotch.
A pot of chili WITH beans was simmering on the hot plate in the motel room and there were four different brands of Cuban cigar butts in the ashtray on the nightstand.
The Judge is nowhere to be found.
Ed boy, after a while it becomes easier to describe people doesn't it? The only thing left out was the female agent wasn't mentioned and was probably pregnant.
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Ed, the perp could easily be found by checking the comdom found next to azz of the sheep with the suspects' favorite brands, not to mention the impact marks i. The sheep skull matching a custom set of nunchuks You check the condom. I don't do that CSI scheit anymore. Besides, you gotta have samples on file to compare against. Who's man enough to ask Shrapnel for a sample? Ed Bo need to ask, just swab travis's cheek
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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boy, after a while it becomes easier to describe people doesn't it? The only thing left out was the female agent wasn't mentioned and was probably pregnant. But by who? The Judge? Travis? The sheep? Was it a ewe or a ram in the room? Not Shrapnel, he's the clean cut family man. Ed
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There would be .222 mag casings at the scene of the crime.
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