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If you ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon.
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If you tow your non running cars, and pickups everywhere you move.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you tow your non running cars, and pickups everywhere you move. oh no.....
Something clever here.
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Campfire Ranger
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If you tow your non running cars, and pickups everywhere you move. oh no..... 
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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If you leave your index fingernail long so you can pick your nose.
Don't laugh you know you do it...... I use my pinky, and I keep my nail short long nails will cause a nose bleed.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If your gun safe is bigger than your fridge  Is that an individual gun safe, or all the gun safes added together? Or does even having to ask make me a redneck?
“ The Savage 99 Pocket Reference”. All models and variations of 1895’s, 1899’s and 99’s covered. Also dates, checkering, engraving.. Find at www.savagelevers.com
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If you ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon. Clint what kind of Dane do you have... and did you get the ears done? Snake
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Oracle
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For me,there is no "might be" I r a redneck. 
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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For me,there is no "might be" I r a redneck. Haha me too! My current boss came from corporate Chicago where he was born and raised. He always calls me a redneck because I like to hunt and fish etc. One day I met him in the hallway and he was dressed to the 9's in jacket/tie/wing tip shoes etc. I asked him "what's the occasion?" He said "what do you mean?" I said "WHY ur gussied up purtier than a blue ribbon hog!" His mouth dropped open and he said "Geezus you scare the phuuck out of me!" lol
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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If barbequed raccoon is for supper. powdr
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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If "Possum Helper" is in your cupboard.
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If you are so darn poor that even your rainbows are in black and white.
Take your kids and your grand kids huntin' and shootin'.
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If ya cut a 10 inch hole in the bed of yer brand new truck for a stack that looks like a stove pipe.....Or if you got a $5,000 four wheeler ,and live in a $2,000 house trailer,....or if your deer rifle is a 22 mag...or you've been driving around on a Mickey Mouse spare for a year...If you brag that your 5 year old is already rubbing Copenhagen,and she's a girl.
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Campfire Tracker
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If your first home pulls your second.
Kent That's funny.
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all rednecks know'you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends,but you can't pick your friends nose'
Last edited by srwshooter; 11/07/14.
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if you walk your child to school cause you're both in the same grade.
Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
When in the Course of human events......
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If your newest piece of furniture just had the wire wound off of it......
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace"
from Numbers 6:24-26
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all rednecks know'you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends,but you can't pick your friends nose' I guess I'm a redneck. I actually told this to my 8 year old girl just the other day.
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Whatever you do, do well.
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