Is that an individual gun safe, or all the gun safes added together?
Or does even having to ask make me a redneck?
Big time!
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard
If pissing at night involves a flashlight and shoes.
Shoes?!
Flashlight?
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
When I started teaching in the early 1970s, some of the 8th grade boys drove cars or rode motorcycles to school so they could go to work as soon as school was out. This was at the start of tomato and pumpkin farming in our neighborhood. They did not park on school property and did not create any issues for us, so the principal quietly told them that if they did not cause problems he would not turn them in.
I can think of some favorite dealings where I used the term "most redneck thing ever " to laugh with these folks.
1. involved a divorce where the wife got the deer blind but the husband got the stand it was on. That was a rather tense separation. (Tx)
2. a friend whose son killed his first deer from the press box of a dirt track raceway near their home (Ar)
I just thought of a third. My rancher buddy's neighbor had the porch of his trailer home repossessed. How such a thing is possible is beyond me but that was how it was explained when I asked where it went. It was painted a sort of lavender color to match and hence, my buddy's reason for planting of a long row of photinias between them and him. (Tx)
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of . Confucius
If ya cut a 10 inch hole in the bed of yer brand new truck for a stack that looks like a stove pipe.....Or if you got a $5,000 four wheeler ,and live in a $2,000 house trailer,....[/u]or if your deer rifle is a 22 mag...[u]or you've been driving around on a Mickey Mouse spare for a year...If you brag that your 5 year old is already rubbing Copenhagen,and she's a girl.
But you gotta shoot them behind the ear by spot light oR it don't count.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
