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So does this make SAVAGE 99 right. If it had been a controlled round feed this would not of happened. Dumb Don knows what he is talking about. Travis, what did I say about this?
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Travis could have killed any one of them at any time.... The preplanned ammo malfunction was the only thing giving the elk a chance of survival, otherwise their fate was sealed.....
Good on ya.... deflave
If 'ya can't put hot sauce on it, it ain't worth eat'n....
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Ok, so long story as short as possible:
First off, shrap has the art of one day/weekend hunting down to a science. We went to the spot well before sunup and started glassing as soon as we could. Spotted elk and checked wind. Shrap dumped mini-'flave and I off and then he went back to town to get the breakfast he wouldn't let us have before heading out.
Mini and myself headed up to the top where the elk were spotted. I'd say it was 1K' up. Wind in our face and moving west toward the elk we were more than a little confident the whole time. We check location of the herd by cresting the ridge on occasion and getting within line of sight. Then we'd creep back toward the edge of the timber and continue our creeping.
Got within 200yds and low crawled up to a shooting position. Everything with headgear moved away but the cows were in a huge ball of couldn't shoot. Chambered a round and waited a bit as I figured there would be a loner some time soon and I'd smoke it. Opportunity was aaaaalmost there, but the last straggler had another cow moving behind her so I held off. No big deal, they dropped down into a draw with a bunch of timber but the opposite side was clear and I figured they'd reappear. Ranged it quick and it was 300yds to the other side. Well within range of my incredible deadliness.
As luck would have it, I didn't have to wait. There was a cow bedded on the other side. I'd have to thread the needle through a clearing in the timber but she was only 200yds out. The luck o 'flave rang again. As luck would further have it, I was able to stand and use a tree as a support. This elk hunting schit was gettin' easier by the second and I laughed as I thought about all the fugging morons in this world that think it's difficult. Further proving that God loves me, the cow stood up, and gave me a perfect broadside. I let the breath out, smiled and squeezed the trigger. "Click."
"Fugg..." as I rack the bolt and am rewarded with a jam. 'WTF?' I look in the chamber and sure as schit there is a round in there. 'Why will it not fire? Why will it not extract?' 'Fugg it... who cares...try it again.' I close the bolt and hold just behind the shoulder of the still there stupid ass cow. "Click."
I drop down to a knee and move back. 'WTF could be causing this?' I look around for a stick long enough to run down the barrel and then a thought enters my mind. 'It won't extract and it won't fire because it's a 22-250 case!' I angle the gun so I can see the headstamp in the sunlight and sure as Gruff is gay, I see "250 Win" light up in the chamber of my 7-08. "FUGGG!!!!"
I don't despair because I have a long history of luck outweighing my habitual habits of being a slob and procrastinator. I dump the mag and grab the Leatherman and start tapping against the stock. Mean time I am glancing at the opening where I saw the cow. She's gone, but since Christ still loves 'flave there are about 6 cows standing on the clearing I'd originally hoped they show up on. As I repeatedly whisper "C*nt, fugg, Wish I bought a Sako..." etc. I look back at the cows and as I do I hear "tink." I look in the snow and there is a 22-250 cartridge laying in the snow. "HAHAAHA! Fugg yeah!" I whisper.
Down and back to a ridge so I can take the shot. Just as I low crawl to the rocks I was going to shoot over, the last cow disappears into the timber. I know my luck never runs out, so I wait. Sure as schit... three more elk. All bulls.
So on that note, I dropped a few more expletives, and walked back to my son who was observing the whole time. He never looked so proud to know I'm probably not his real dad. Then, we got the fugg out of there.
The End.
Travis Great story, Travis. The 7-08 will prevail next time.
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I am reeling here. Too stunned for a witty retort......and hopefully an emotionally scarring one.
I'll be back. I'm sure your boyfriend will be able to help out. Travis That type of defensive lashing out is uncalled for.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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So does this make SAVAGE 99 right. If it had been a controlled round feed this would not of happened. Dumb Don knows what he is talking about. Shrap opined that had it been a CRF action it probably would have done just that. So if nothing else I have proven CRF actions suck when you feed the wrong ammo into your rifle. Push feed wins again. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Travis, what did I say about this?
You called me an idiot. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Travis could have killed any one of them at any time.... The preplanned ammo malfunction was the only thing giving the elk a chance of survival, otherwise their fate was sealed.....
Good on ya.... deflave I'm pretty good at sellin' bullschit. But this one is tough... Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I was very kind to Travis and didn't pile on, when I could have. I had these elk spotted for over a week and kept an eye on them during that time. It is true, I went for breakfast at Val's Diner in Wilsall while Travis and Mini-flave were hiking, but there was no need for me to hike with 2 elk already under my belt this fall, and recovering from a severe leg injury.
I strongly urged Travis to take the 300 and Mini could pack the lighter and much inferior rifle, if you can call it that. You can't talk sense to someone who insists on fast twist and plastic. He opted for the GFY and 2 different cartridges, confident one would work.
I am watching all of this through a spotting scope and can see Travis and elk, both in the spotter. Watching the sneak, I was expecting a shot at any time and was hoping to see the elk drop in the scope. Neither happened and we broke radio silence. There were still at least 100 head of elk moving slowly East but Travis was used up. He said he was coming off the mountain with something of a gun malfunction.
I never said "I told you so" but I had a strong feeling that I should. Travis is something of a sensitive guy and after all the drama, I again exercised prudence and stayed calm and polite. Besides, we had tomorrow to do it again, and Val's is open for breakfast at 7:00.
Travis decided elk hunting was easier than he thought and didn't consider all the work I had put into this to make it happen for him. He told me that he was fine with a quick trip over on "Bob's place" in the morning and by then, he would be having Megan/Pepper withdrawals and opted for an early departure.
That was soon forgotten though, when we got to the motel and she wasn't there. I left him standing in the entryway of the Motel in 7 degree weather steaming at being left by his 2 girls. At least he wasn't cold...
AWESOME! This is easily the second best hunting story I have read on the 'fire. Now, if Travis ass-shoots an elk, and Shrapnel shows up with a mile of cable....
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Well that settles the debate on using 22 calibers for game bigger than deer. They just plain don't shoot if pointed at anything bigger than a deer.
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Great story, Travis. The 7-08 will prevail next time.
Shrap agrees 100%. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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AWESOME! This is easily the second best hunting story I have read on the 'fire. Now, if Travis ass-shoots an elk, and Shrapnel shows up with a mile of cable....
The good news is no animals were wounded and no hunting privileges were lost. The bad news is my ego almost took a dent. Almost. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This sort of thing will just keep happening if you get rid of your 29..
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I think I need to spend a week with Downstream and find my center.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I was judicious with my criticism. Travis will concur, I was nowhere near as hard on him as he may have deserved. We have a friendship brothers would be envious of. We both know that there aren't a half dozen Campfire members that could have survived this debacle...
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Schrap, have him look another thirty degrees to the left..
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Please tell me that this is not over, and we can expect more of this gripping tale? Its simply too good to stop now. Good to see Travis is keeping his chin up, and with a mentor like Shrapnel he must certainly connect at some point. THAT should be a story worth hearing!
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What a sport Travis! Chin up, happens to us all sooner or later. In your case sooner.
Choker.
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Sorry Dave, I'm feelin your pain. Choker.
I finally know what it feels like to be from Oregon. Travis This wounds me Dave. Please don't be like that.
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Try as I may to show them to him he was still looking off to the right of where they are all bunched up...
I can only imagine the amount of your frustration, had to be about the same size as that herd of Elk, next time put a 12 pack of Busch Light in the field, he'll spot that, adjust from there.
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Travis will eventually prevail; Schrap can't let him fail.
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